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“TRY THIS ONE... I'LL SAY IT ONE TIME, UNO. ME AND YOU COULDA HAD A REALLY GOOD LIFE, FUCKIN' REAL GOOD... O-OUR OWN PLACE BUT OHH YOU DIDN'T WANT IT STEVE! OHH SO YOU- YOU KNOW WHAT? WHAT WE GOT.... IS BIGTOP BURGER.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RIGHT ERE... Its bigTOP burger.. ITS-“

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“Why was hiccup wearing lipstick?” Mind your business

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when it’s time to say goodbye after having a great time with someone

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Four year old beekeeper distracted by a roly-poly.

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New tlt art! Yep!💀

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you guys are allowed to be excited but just remember the lars of the stars spin-off was made specifically for me

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and I heard about the twister

that lives inside your heart

at the beach, in every life (gigi perez) + gonzo (the muppets: muppets from space)

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watching a video on brewing Mesopotamian beer and look at this orange man (his ass cannot guard the barley)

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some older tlt things

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some gems

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Would you rather have a Phineas and Ferb summer or a Gravity Falls summer?

would you rather have endless fun forever or have satan attack you every day

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How do they make the food in ghibli movies look so tasty

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going to watch the muppet movie in a theater with frank oz tomorrow yayyy yay

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Online conservative guys obsessed with movie casting have spent years insisting that all that matters is that the actor looks as much like the character as possible. So you can't try to make the cast more diverse, you have to cast who looks like the character exactly. Anyway after one round of people suggesting a trans actress who looks uncannily like Zelda play Zelda in the Legend of Zelda movie they're going "well, there are more important things than looking like the character". Fellas, I'm starting to think these people just want to keep marginalized people from playing anyone

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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

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