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when I was a kid I read a sci-fi story where some researcher discovers that all crocodiles since prehistory have had the same congenital heart defect, so they set about curing it. when they do, suddenly their research specimen starts getting stronger and healthier and growing rapidly and developing new appendages, and it turns out all crocodilians were actually stunted sickly forms of dragons. that story really stuck with me because it's basically an expression of the "what if I went to the doctor and they discovered I was deficient in one special vitamin and then I took a pill and all my problems and ailments vanished immediately" fantasy.

unrelated, I started taking daily antihistamines this month for the first time in my life,

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What if there was a cow that could fly?

um. uhh um. fat bumbalbee

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it's cuz you're always living in that damn society

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villagers of stardew valley pt 3

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Stardew Valley’s music sounds super menacing if you transpose it into a minor key.

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i guess its hurt your pussy hour

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tumblr sugar daddy bots piss me off like stop playing with my feelings like that because i really DO want a weekly allowance of $2,500 to $5,000 :(((((

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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

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[through tears] yeah i remain whimsical

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i remember you from when we were bugs

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