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Hey turns out reposting this made the spacing work how I wanted it.... after 7 years I still have no idea how to tumblr like a normal human

Sitting, waiting on that check

Oh where, oh where can my stim-u-lus be Oh where, oh where can it beeee?

With my bills so high and my pa-tience so short,

Oh where, oh where can it beeee

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Sitting, waiting on that check

Oh where, oh where can my stim-u-lus be Oh where, oh where can it beeee? With my bills so high and my pa-tience so short, Oh where, oh where can it beeee

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You know you have too much time on your hands when you get to stare at your remaining scrabble letters until you get gonad, organ, argon, gonna, conga and who knows what else that took me all of 30 seconds to figure out, im scared what else.... this is what happens when you only have work one day a week, this and a slow trek towards foreclosure

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You know you have too much time on your hands when you get to stare at your remaining scrabble letters until you get gonad, organ, argon, gonna, conga and who knows what else that took me all of 30 seconds to figure out, im scared what else.... this is what happens when you only have work one day a week, this and a slow trek towards foreclosure

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Welp, time to file for unemployment.

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In 20 years I will have probably reached 1k followers on here and I will write in my CV ‘tumblr famous’. Also, I will probably still be unemployed so I see no loss there.

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Well. Between expensive prescriptions for severe allergies and severe eczema with health insurance about to end, unemployment bringing in like 300 bucks for my man and me only having one day a week to work for 8 bucks an hour, we gonna need like 10 of those stimulus checks to pay the bills. And its a shame because now would be the best time ever to adopt a fish because I wouldn't be allergic to it and we would even have plenty of time to spend picking out a name for its epic personality. ........ my last fish was named blue number 2. Anyhow, share if you too are feeling the pinch of layoffs and need one of those unexpected inheritances to keep you going. It's hard to make light of things but there are a lot of great memes out there to keep us laughing and I want to thank anyone who had a part in making them. Shout out to Jimmy Fallon, getting to see your little girls run around while you're at home is the best. Shout out to anyone who provides relief comically in these times of hardship.

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Math jokes are so appreciated

Only the intelligent will get this…

#farmersmarket #agriculture #funny

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I testify, worth it

I Need This Nessie Ladle

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The struggle is real.... ~Prowl

The struggle is real…. ~Prowl

The struggle is real…. ~Prowl Source

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Hahahahah! ~Prowl

Hahahahah! ~Prowl Source

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I appreciate this mashup so much

Source Sanitaryum is the leader in clean humor!

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Shawn knows things. ~The Buzzy Bee Source

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You can’t sneeze if you’re in a coma.

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Only the intelligent will get this…

#farmersmarket #agriculture #funny