purplexiasphinx
purplexiasphinx
Avelar Apologist
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You can call me Kris, Grimm, or Poly(gon)! | Just a silly little guy! | Check my neocities for all my names and pronouns | Profile picture by @ghostcasket | Ask me about my commissions!
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the amongus crewmate really was a gift to humanity. the world had enough crudely drawn dicks on bathroom stall doors we needed another shape to instantly strike annoyance and discomfort in the viewer
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asexual sex workers are braver than any US marine
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Harrison Wood Hsiang
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People are allowed to be slutty in public even if the way they are being slutty is weird and freakish What's the difference between a woman showing visible thong and that autistic queer in a pup hood? One of those people is not sexually desirable and available in a way that is normative. And before someone says "they could be playing out a fetish scene in their head while wearing that which ACTUALLY makes it my business" - You made that up to validate your own disgust with someone who is just being weird in public. So I'm going to say the same things I had to say to defend women dressing slutty in the early 2000s: YOU are sexualizing them by making those assumptions about them without their consent. If it makes you that uncomfy, look in literally any other direction.
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People are allowed to be slutty in public even if the way they are being slutty is weird and freakish What's the difference between a woman showing visible thong and that autistic queer in a pup hood? One of those people is not sexually desirable and available in a way that is normative. And before someone says "they could be playing out a fetish scene in their head while wearing that which ACTUALLY makes it my business" - You made that up to validate your own disgust with someone who is just being weird in public. So I'm going to say the same things I had to say to defend women dressing slutty in the early 2000s: YOU are sexualizing them by making those assumptions about them without their consent. If it makes you that uncomfy, look in literally any other direction.
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Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.
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this is your daily reminder to dump a glass of water out onto the ground and then eat the glass. take care of yourself please 🩵
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i don't have any crayons on me right now but i need you all to know about the delightful deli associate i just met
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I couldn't afford a pound of weed so i have to settle for mozzarella. even though i apparently can't spell mozzarella.
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Jeeves and Wooster as incorrect quotes
Screen caps by @bluebassy
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being a hat for mama
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@important-cat-pics
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