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i had a girlfriend 2 hours ago and now I do not in other news no longer have ANY serotonin
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hey fuckers i just got dumped so you already fuckin know
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HELLO it’s Trauma Time
#my OCD and anxiety are best friends#i was worried because my gf didnt text me back when i said gn so#naturally my solution was to find a little bump on my back and claw at it until it went away#but ofc it didnt go away bc it was actually just a hair yet you continued to scratch it till i bled and for what#nothing#now it just hurts and the bump isnt even gone#i she has been away from me for less than 2 days and im loosing my fuking mind#I MISS HER
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any thing men can do women can do better
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whoever ate that bat your moms a hoe
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please tell peep i love her 🥺
she says she loves you more!!!!
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What happen to Peep??
She tripped and caught her leg in my bed frame and hurt herself, I made her a vet appointment right away but I ended up being able to cancel it because she was back to normal after a couple of hours luckily, but I’m keeping a close eye on it! Thank you for your concern!
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i literally cannot think of a single reason my girlfriend won’t let me kiss her with my mountain dew chapstick on
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when i see pics of women in revealing clothing
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