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SHOW ME HOW THOSE TITS FART - Mahito x reader

NSFW

Where Mahito shows you the epitome of candid perfection.

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“M-mahito-kun, what are you-..!” you whimper as Mahito comes closer, taking a hold of your delicate shoulder.

“Shh kitten, it’s gonna be alright…” he says while caressing your teary cheek. “Trust.” after those words leave his chapped lips, he transforms your chest into something unimaginable, something beyond human’s comprehension of veracious beauty, the true embodiment of perfection. “KYAAAAAAA!!!” you scream as your chest becomes bigger, bigger, and bigger. The heavy tits go boioioing as Mahito finishes transfiguring those fat boing boings.

This is the first time he’s ever done something like this, first time he’s ever had the pleasure to. He’s never gotten so intimate with someone, much less a human.

“M-mahito-kun… what is the meaning of this..?!” you beg as you look up at him, heavy balongas making it hard to stand up-straight.

“Now now human… don’t mistake my generosity. I didn’t make your babongas any bigger, no. I made them into FAT BOOTYCHEEKS!!!” he laughs, evil tone tinting his voice.

“K-KYAA..!!??” you moan out of confusion, unable to tell if he did it because he loves you or for his own sick pleasure. “Now… my kawaii kitten…” he says as he spreads your newly-transformed hulk cheeks, only to reveal a beautiful, brown shining ring in the middle of your… ham? chest? “Show me how those tits fart…” he says as he takes a prolonged sniff. It’s clear he’s been longing for this particular moment for quite some time…

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First post in 2 years cus i forgot my email. Hope you didn’t enjoy this, or else I’ll be concerned.

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EXPLOSIVE FARTING - MITSURI X GN!READER

NSFW

includes: fart fart fart fart fart fart fart

as always, this is a joke. 100% SATIRE

you spread mitsuri’s cheeks apart as she cries out your name.

“Y/N!! im gonna-” her sentence gets cut short as she lets out a big fart right in your face.

she squeals as she covers her blushy face, embarrassed by what she just did.

little did she know that you enjoyed it.

scratch that, you LOVED it.

you sniff in the excellent scent of her smelly fart, moaning as you do so.

“Y-Y/N..?” she whispers as she hears your loud ass sniffing. (literally)

you groan as the smell fades away.

“ah, it’s okay mitsuri, i don’t mind at all”

you say as you inch closer to her ahole.

“well… if that’s the case” she says shyly as she lets another big toot rip out.

you open your mouth, hoping to catch the delicious gas in your mouth.

THIS IS SATIRE.

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BRUTAL SHITTING - TENGEN UZUI X FEM!READER

(NSFW)

includes: SHITTING AND POOPING AND FARTING AND ALL THAT

as always, THIS. IS. A. JOKE.

100% SATIRE.

you loved it.

you loved the smell of his shit smeared all over you.

your thighs, boobs, stomach, feet, all of it was covered in his brown poopoo.

“tengen” you cry out, wanting more.

“it’s coming, dear” he said as he towered over your resting body.

“you want to use papa’s poopoo as a face mask, huh?” he smirks, his ass bringing shadow upon your face.

“i want more, dada” you say as you open up your mouth.

“daddy knows, darling” he says as crap starts falling down onto your face and in your mouth.

the delightful taste of his feces was making your eyes roll back.

the perfectly clumpy texture, the way it melted in your mouth, it was all too much for you.

you moan and let out a big toot as an orgasm hit you, tengen’s poopoo making you gag from how much it filled you up.

holy shit this bullshit made me gag multiple times but it’s whatever 😞

THIS IS A JOKE

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Demon slayer - you have a pisskink (Hashiras)

TUMBLR DONT BAN ME AGAIN THIS IS JUST FOR SHIT AND GIGGLES (SATIRE, VERY SATIRE. THIS IS A JOKE PLEASE STOP UNFOLLOWING ME)))

fem reader

CW: NSFW, pisskink, degrading, pet names, oral(female receiving), fingering, penetration, face fucking

no muichiro

Basically just some hashira + piss content IDK LMAO

Giyuu Tomioka

at first he would be weirded out

he’d think it’s absolutely gross

but after some time, he’d warm up to the idea of you pissing on him as to “mark your territory”

it gave him a sense of love and affection

he felt warm, both by your words and your piss

your golden liquid blending in with his cum

a rather interesting sight to behold, he must admit

he had you clench around his dick, rather sinful sounds coming from the two of you.

he had you trapped underneath him, your thighs close to your chest as he pounded into you without a second thought

his groans were drowned by your even louder moans, not caring if anyone heard you doing the devil’s tango

just as you were about to release, another feeling started to build up inside you

it’s now that you must admit that holding in your pee wasn’t the greatest idea, especially since you drink a lot of water

who can blame you? you enjoyed the nice feeling of pressure on your bladder

you couldn’t hold it anymore, your warm liquid running down your thighs and ass, right down onto the sheets

and Giyuu

to say he was surprised would be an understatement

he stops for a second, pulling all the way out only leaving his tip inside you

“um… are you okay Y/N?” he had a hint of concern in his voice

you didn’t even dare to look him in the eyes - too embarrassed by what just happened

you start getting teary-eyed as he grabs your chin to look up at him, a small smile plastered on his face

“hey, it’s okay. don’t worry” he reassures you, even if he was slightly disgusted

“… Giyuu?” you whisper

he hums back in response as he caresses your cheek, his thumb drying out your tears

“is it okay if we keep on going?” you say in between sobs

he was definitely taken aback, but who was he to refuse his beautiful woman?

as time passed, he started enjoying your little ‘accidents’

it was frankly turning him on now, but he’d never admit it

Kyojuro Rengoku

my boy rengoku didn’t give a shit about you pissing on him

he honestly liked it - to a degree

the way your piss warmed his cock in a rather pleasing way, it was a rather nice feeling to him

he was going at it with you, him holding your thighs close to his chest as he was fucking your brains out, your feet hanging in the air by his shoulders

your sweet moans making him go faster, his balls harshly smacking your ass

you were in pure bliss, and so was he

your warm, squishy walls taking him so well, until he felt something even warmer indulge him

you gasped as you felt yourself go, thinking it was your orgasm, soon finding out it was your piss

but to your surprise, rengoku didn’t even stop pounding his length into your tight cunt, too pussydrunk to even bother

“everyone makes mistakes, Y/N!” he said with his iconic smile, giving your thighs a reassuring squeeze

after your little incident, he’d silently hope you’d do it again

Shinobu Kocho

when she found out you had a pisskink she was slightly… disappointed in you

she didn’t find it enjoyable

pissing on people? really?

but she made exceptions for you, because you were her lovely shitpooper

you were flat on your back, Shinobu doing her magic between your legs

she was giving some small pecks on your thighs, the hickeys she gave you previously making her proud of herself for pulling such a beautiful woman

she adored you

even if her form was small and petite, she still managed to scare off most people with her dangerous, but friendly smile

she first started off by sucking on your clit, moments later swirling her tongue around it, your sweet moans making her whine

she started putting some fingers to work with your slit, wanting to hear more from you

one by one, she put three of her fingers in

she paused her work on your clit for a second, wanting to look up at your beautiful face

you looked down at her when she stopped playing with your clit, the look on her face making you snap in a different kind of way

you couldn’t hold it in anymore, your warm pee welcoming her fingers

she didn’t stop though, as she thought it was your orgasm

you covered your face in embarrassment, crimson blush covering your face

some moments later, she stopped to look down at her work

but to her surprise, it wasn’t what she expected

she pulled out her fingers out of you, pure shock written all over her face

you started apologizing, her staring at you as if you just killed a puppy

she forgave you though, even helped you clean up after yourself

she was still weirded out when you told her you enjoyed peeing during the naughty, but she tried her best to not judge

you’re her lover, after all

Tengen Uzui

he was very surprised, as he didn’t expect you to have a pisskink too

jkjk ofc!

….

to his surprise, it wasn’t that bad as he thought

you were grinding on his thigh, you fully nude while he still had his uniform on

he enjoyed the sight of you trying to get off on his thigh

what he didn’t expect was that instead of being welcomed by your orgasm, a rather different, but still pleasing warmness covered his thigh

you squealed as you realized what just happened

he looked down at you, speechless

you cried out and apologized, the embarrassment making you want to dig a hole to hide in

you started to get off of him, but he pulled you back down on his thigh

“it’s okay princess, i wouldn’t mind you doing that again” he said with a wink

you were confused to say the least

after what happened, you still couldn’t get over what he said

he seemed… into it?

a little too into it, as he started peeing on you too as ‘payback’ …

he would ask you if he could pee on you, a simple “yes” making him go absolutely feral

did he have a pisskink too..?

Mitsuri Kanroji

don’t worry, she won’t mind!

she loves you dearly, and something like piss wouldn’t make her stop loving you, not in the slightest

you’re into piss? not a problem, as Mitsuri is here to fulfill your weird fantasies!

you were sitting on a bench outside, mitsuri right next to you

the weather was delightful, pink sakura petals falling down from the trees around you

you were eating together, a stack of plates and bowls by her side

while making small talk while eating, you see that she was about to finish her last plate of sakura mochi

she loved eating mochi, but you know what she loved eating more? you

so as she finished up her dessert, she put her hand on your thigh

she started massaging, slowly making her way down to your inner thigh, getting dangerously close to your clothed cunt

you were getting wet and flustered, but thankfully there was no one around

she lifted up your skirt and started playing with the waistband of your panties

you whine, wanting more

she giggles at your neediness as you feel her fingers on your clothed cunt

you slightly moan, and to your demise, you pee from excitement

even though you just peed yourself, she didn’t stop

she put your panties aside with no hesitation and began working on your clit

she wasn’t that surprised when you told her you liked peeing while fricking

pee wasn’t even a turn off for her, as long as she can please you she doesn’t mind

Obanai Iguro

he loved you

he adored you

he’d do anything for you

a little piss wouldn’t counter that

you were sitting on Obanai’s face

his bandages were off, fully showing off his scars

he was insecure at first about taking off his bandages, but with a little convincing he agreed

kaburamaru was nowhere to be seen, as he was sleeping in his own little room

you were grinding against Obanai’s face, his nose occasionally hitting your clit

his tongue did its magic on you, your moans and his panting getting trapped within the thick walls of your shared bedroom

you looked down at him, his eyes were closed and a deep blush was covering his face, a layer of sweat across his forehead not going unnoticed by you

just then, you felt like you needed to go do your business on the toilet

well, what was stopping you?

Obanai’s tight squeeze on your thighs

no matter how much you tried to wiggle out, he wouldn’t let go of you

you whine when he buries his tongue deep into you, as you tried to hold back

“Obanai, please! i need to go to the toilet!” you say as you hold his wrists, hoping he’d let you go after hearing that

but he didn’t

he just couldn’t be less bothered

he opened his eyes and looked up at you, a lustful look in his eyes

huh… was that a ‘go for it’ from him?

rest assured, you did go for it

you huffed as your pee started dripping down Obanai’s chin

to your surprise, he even…

opened his mouth

he was maintaining eye contact with you while drinking your urine

it terrified you, but in a good way

a ‘holy shit what the fuck i didn’t expect this’ kinda way

he seems to be enjoying every second of this, his lover’s pee in his mouth

you didn’t know if you wanted to laugh or cry, maybe both

was this worth it taking his bandages off? absolutely

he acted as nothing ever happened after that, like he didn’t just purposefully drink your piss

Sanemi Shinazugawa

god, he didn’t know what to do

should he be disgusted? terrified? supportive? all of the above?

it took him by surprise, honestly

but soon enough he tried to be supportive of your weird interest

no kink shaming, after all

y’all were going at it doggy style

his harsh rhythm making you see stars

he liked playing rough, after all

a smack on your ass sent a shiver down your spine, his degrading words making you wetter by the second

he was harshly playing with your clit, trying to make you finish before him

soon enough something came, but it wasn’t what he expected

bro was flabbergasted when he saw you pee on his weewee 💀

he stopped, giving you a cold stare

well… what now?

does he continue, or should he stop? was this intentional??

he was at a loss of words, to say the least

but when he saw your tears, he knew what he should do

he turned you around, making you sit on his lap

he didn’t care at this moment if your piss covered him, you, and the sheets, all that mattered right now was you

he reassured you that it was fine and that you shouldn’t worry about a thing, even though he was clearly grossed out which made you sob even more

in the end y’all decided to get some ohagi

he wasn’t really bothered when you told him that you were into piss, it’s just the fact that he wasn’t expecting that at all, as it was all too sudden

Gyomei Himejima

homie was confused 💀

piss? PISS???

he prayed for you

but his love for you was unconditional

he was hitting it while holding you against a wall, his rather… way-above-average length barely going halfway in because he was scared of ruining you

his deep thrusts made you beg for mercy

his inhuman-like strength had no problem holding you up at all

he had a tight hold on your thighs, your whole being trembling from his brutal pace

your orgasm was close, very close

but you know what was closer? your need to pee

unfortunately, your bladder beat you to it

your golden wiz started dripping down his cock and onto the floor

he stopped when the smell of pee hit his nostrils

“… Y/N? did you just..?”

you quickly hid your face in your hands, even though he couldn’t see you either way

you began explaining to him how it you liked peeing on people, making him completely speechless as he tried to understand what you were saying

even though he didn’t quite understand how you got sexual satisfaction from peeing during the naughty’s, he tried his best to understand you and connect with you

he still prayed for you though

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i hope you enjoyed it???

also, like i previously said, THIS IS A JOKE, 100% SATIRE, PLEASE DONT BAN ME AGAIN