I already corrected the Ikumi Nakamura post. 29 or 30.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Ah these children who always create problems for poor mothers....
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I had to start off with this home for sale in Hazlitt Cove, Cardiff, Wales, b/c I have never seen so many wires and cables in my life. It has 3bds, 1ba, 895sqft, $185k approx. USD. The realtors didn't even try to Photoshop them out, but one did try to smear them.
Look at this setup.
They're everywhere and even though they're just scatter rugs, it's not good to put stuff on top of them.
Surprisingly, the kitchen is clean and only has 2 appliance plugs.
This bedroom has some around.
More in this room. Can you imagine disconnecting all of this and moving it to a new place?
A couple in here.
Luckily, none in the bath.
The garden out back in the yard.
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remember when hilary duff put a scorpion in her pussy
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eating michigan shaped sour candy rn. i'm being informed they're called michigummies
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Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example
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tu conoces la lechuza? y pareces alguien que la conocería...
I have heard of the myth! but I don't know anything beyond "There is an owl witch who murders people"
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"this is DEFINITELY written by AI, I can tell because it uses the writing quirks that AI uses (because it was trained on real people who write with those quirks)"
c'mon dudes we have got to do better than this
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I started in on Taskmaster a couple days ago and how the hell is Mike Wozniak that spry in his 40s
#taskmaster#mike wozniak#beef and dairy network#three bean salad#technically#because those last two are why I started with series 11
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Warwick Davis being shown how to use a bong for Leprechaun In The Hood
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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2
#as a general rule I only know one highway per town that I'm in#because there's generally one highway within walking distance#for a given value of walking
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these are KILLING me
#okay so I absolutely had helicopter parents growing up but how do you miss that your child can play piano well enough to get an award#you need practice and lessons for that?
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Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real
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