puzzling-philosopher
puzzling-philosopher
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just… a person trying to cope with their ta.welcome to the club! you can call me B.
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puzzling-philosopher · 1 year ago
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puzzling-philosopher · 2 years ago
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i bring a sort of “im in a one sided romance with my teacher” kind of vibe to the conversation
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puzzling-philosopher · 2 years ago
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i breezed through the wind, desperately grasping the pin-box before punching in the password to open the door. perhaps putting posters up in the morning wasn’t the best way to start the day.
my friend saw me rush in such a hurried manner that she asked, “hey B, are you alright?” as I bent down, completely unaware that R was right next to me. as he opened the door for me, I thanked him and sprinted upstairs, wanting to grab my French textbook and folder as I was going to be late to the lesson.
“what’s the rush? you’re only going to a French lesson!” R teased, as he calmly walked up the stairs. I mumbled something before he asked me to repeat myself and there I was, stopping at the middle of the stairs to proclaim something.
“that’s exactly it, I’m so passionate about French that I have to be there on time!” I said with such force, smiling ever so slightly. my hands were on the silver cylindrical rail and I leaned forward, where he stopped and stared at me with such amusement. i felt like a princess looking down at her prince through the myriads of patterned satin stairs. I can never forget the way his sharp eyebrows softened and the way his lips broke into a banana shaped smile. he let out the loudest laugh, truly unlike the ones I’ve heard in the lessons. was he showing his secret self that I’ve been desiring? i regret not seeing him laughing, I must say I was too caught in the moment.
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puzzling-philosopher · 2 years ago
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his voiceeee hwjwhejeh#@*€& please please please talk to me forever i wsnt you so bad
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puzzling-philosopher · 2 years ago
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the way to a girl's heart isn't through her stomach, it's through academic validation
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puzzling-philosopher · 2 years ago
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going to be talking about my TA now 🔥 his name is R and teaches me french 🙈
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puzzling-philosopher · 2 years ago
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puzzling-philosopher · 2 years ago
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I want to text him 'take all your sexual frustrations out on me' but lord knows I can't.
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puzzling-philosopher · 2 years ago
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types of tc-ers (brutally honest edition)
reminder that this isn't meant to offend anybody! i just did it for fun!
email junkie who's heartbroken over a tc who no longer teaches them. writes them six paragraphs about everything they've done in the past week and spends hours analyzing the two sentences that they get in response. gmail is unironically their most used app.
turns into shakespeare every time they think about their tc. reblogs book quotes all the time and writes poetry to cope with their angsty feelings. probably has issues with romanticizing everything (you and the teacher twice your age are not, in fact, "right person wrong time".)
literally done with life, and their tc is the only thing motivating them to get up in the morning. convinces themself that they don't care about their grades before putting hours of effort into a minor assignment. probably has a need for academic validation as well as parental issues.
down astronomically. types in all caps 24/7 and physically cannot shut up about their tc. the type of person to drop a suggestive post about wanting their tc to choke them and promptly struggle to maintain eye contact during a lesson. bonus points if they're extremely bad at hiding their feelings.
spends literally all their time thinking about their tc and still convinces themself that it's platonic. nothing wrong with platonic tcs, of course, but getting butterflies when they smile at you is probably not because you "just think they're a good teacher".
mom friend of the tcc who's graduated and has absolutely been through it. probably still has lingering feelings for a former teacher, but mostly stays to give advice to younger members and feel nostalgic about the experience.
really, really, really wants to make out with their tc. no, really.
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puzzling-philosopher · 2 years ago
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I'll say "I'm over him" and then I'll see a lil sight of him and my heart will skip a beat
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puzzling-philosopher · 2 years ago
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she's a ten but visibly frowns when remembers an embarrassing interaction with her tc
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puzzling-philosopher · 2 years ago
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me every time i see that one bitch i hate talk to him (he’s my teacher but idgaf i’m better than her)
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puzzling-philosopher · 2 years ago
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mood board for this school year ౨ৎ ⋆。˚ ⋆
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puzzling-philosopher · 2 years ago
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looking for teacher crush blog moots ☆
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puzzling-philosopher · 2 years ago
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god I just miss him so much, what the hell… hate summer.
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puzzling-philosopher · 2 years ago
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i've said it before but the copification of the fast and furious movies is the worst thing to have ever happened to them now why are they working for some stupid government agency you were street racers!!!!!!!
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puzzling-philosopher · 2 years ago
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