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walks into the pack of tboys, wordlessly clips a leash on one and takes him home

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Ghostbusters (1984) dir. Ivan Reitman

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And we musn’t forget this vital entry

https://fxtwitter.com/paulmcicedtea/status/1751324492456919337

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can you believe people think he's straight? no man has a midlife crisis and chooses to become little miss twink. If you're straight, 35, and chubby, you find a loving wife or dedicate yourself to world of warcraft. You do not say I'm going to make myself as small and poundable as possible. There's a difference between straight fit and gay fit and it isn't even close here. He's getting it from every which way in the locker room. Get real people.

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faceless grindr profile at 8 in the morning: have you ever been in a diving/boating accident? if so, could i hear about it?

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Makin sure to get baked evenly

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The Doe Eyed Stoner would like to know if you mind if it takes its pants off while you smoke together

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A man's ass should be so big I can't even reach his hole and if he has a cock it should be so small I can use it as a nintendo DS stylus

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i'm sorry i don't know what came inside me. came into me. came over me. sorry.

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Yeah I'm a small business owner. Small business is what I call my tiny penis

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Don't cry. Trans bear in nothing but a jockstrap and crop top

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carly rae jepsen appeared to me in a dream and told me to beat my dick until it fell apart like a brisket

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captured