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u know the blog is ass when u open their search and these r the only tags

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Yeah ive only stood on the register two hours and its psychologically equivalent for me to holding my hand on a hot stove

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amazing. youve put a dyson sphere around this simple hamster in irder to capture its magnificent energy

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lets overthrow mama

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off the top rope

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I can't stress enough how much I miss StumbleUpon

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no. i will not admit im mad at you for secreting a black sludge that turned all the animals into bigger scarier animals. the bigger scarier animals are cool as hell. however i will admit im mad at you secreting it on my decorative white carpet.

admit it. you’re mad at me for secreting a black sludge that turned all the animals into bigger scarier animals

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I am being psychically tortured by circumstance someone euthanize me

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i’m a gold star bisexual. i’ve fucked everybody

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My fucking rosemary plant just bit the neighbours, dude. It's over.

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ewww

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portal 2 summary

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Okay so just to sum up recent events on the US Right:

• Trump starts a contract with Peter Thiel's Palantir company to create a database of ALL INFORMATION on EVERY LIVING AMERICAN

• Its revealed Stephen Miller and Elon Musk have had a very massive fight, supposedly because Elon Musk is sleeping with Miller's wife

• Trump ousts Elon from the administration, after over five months of being besties. Leaves with Stephen Miller's wife, who he just hired at one of his companies (!?)

• Elon starts saying the Big Beautiful Bill sucks

• A GOP Representative reveals that most of them didnt actually get to read the Big Beautiful Bill, GOP leadership basically made them rubber stamp it and they are pissed to find out it makes them all look horrible. A lot of them are now discussing a shakeup in GOP leadership.

• Trump says Elon has "Trump Derangement Syndrome" (🤮)

• Elon escalates massively, stating that Trump is in the Epstein files and THATS why they havent released them yet

• This comes right as Alex Jones loses a massive chunk of his audience because he's endorsing Trump's Palantir contract, and his fans are basically all very concerned about their privacy. They want a new conspiracy to follow and they just got one

• Trump starts threatening Elon's government contracts

• Ian Miles Cheong calls for Trump to be impeached immediately, and for JD Vance to become President. Elon Musk quote retweets this with "Yes"

• JD Vance was mentored by Peter Thiel

• Steve Bannon takes to Fox calling for the immediate deportation of Musk, and making SpaceX a public company

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marriage before thirties is so insane because you're barely a person yet