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tommy shelby gonna fuck shit up

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So… @pxbxy and I never did cast for the Hatcher parents or their aunt, and I’m thinking that even though they’ll never actually get any play… For Roman: M.ads M.ikkelsen, for Lunette: E.mily B.lunt, and for Anne: A.nna M.ouglalis.

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He could practically feel the weight of Cassidy’s glare as he shuffled towards the table, careful to keep a respectable, or as ford had put it ‘safe’ distance from the other. Already things weren’t going well, and while Cole couldn’t entirely blame Cassidy, the way he looked at him still managed to hurt. 

At the order Cole all but collapsed into the nearest chair, hands remaining on his cane in a desperate attempt to keep himself relaxed, grounded. His eyes remained largely on his own lap, only flickering up to catch a glimpse or two of the other’s cigarette. Cole’s mouth felt dry, god he should’ve bought a fresh pack before he’d come over. 

“O-Oh…yeah. It’s Miller.” He offered quietly. Something told him the questions were only going to go down hill from here. 

“And where did you meet my brother?” Cassidy watched him fold in on himself, and almost smiled in triumph. He had to admit, he liked having someone afraid of him. “I doubt he found you in a gutter, despite your god awful style of dress.”

Ford could sleep on the couch for this. He took another long drag and finished the cigarette, putting it out on the plate he used as an ashtray.

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Cole assumes (read: is afraid that) Cassidy is going to try and kill him

Correct

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Send Me Your Assumptions About My Muse

and I’ll respond with “Correct”, “Nope”, or “Kinda”.

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Cassidy beamed at him .”Thank you Ford, I love you so much.” He poured it on his cereal.

“…you’re obnoxious.” Collapsing back into the chair across the kitchen table, Ford leaned his head on the back of the chair, closing his eyes. 

“I’m not that obnoxious. You are worse.” He assured, taking a bite. “Plans for the day?”

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Cassidy hates sharing Ford but he can let himself lie about the women Ford sleeps with, so long as he doesn’t bring them home, and so long as Cassidy never meets them

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As excited as he’d been to finally meet Cassidy, after the rather in depth list of dos and don'ts Ford had given him on the drive over, Cole was feeling decidedly less confident about the whole thing. Not that he wasn’t thankful for the help, Lord knew he needed it, but it was getting increasingly hard to remember it all as he made his way to the kitchen, following the smell of smoke.

“C-Cassidy?” The look on his face was enough to make Cole want to turn tail and run, and he felt his smile faultering when their eyes met. Did that cigarettes ever look good on get about then.

Gathering his courage, Cole took another step forward, smile back as he offered one frail hand. “H-Hi, I guess Ford a-already told you I-I was coming, it’s s-so nice to finally m-meet you.”

Christ he couldn’t even manage to dress nicely to meet him? Cassidy was insulted, He took another drag and looked him up and down slowly, taking every little piece of Cole in. This is what excites my brother? This is what he wants? He was even more insulted, practically vibrating with rage.

“Sit.” He said in his high, not-quite-a-man-but-not-quite-a-woman’s voice. “He told me. He didn’t mention you’d look like this. Your name is Cole? You got a last name?” He didn’t share the pack of cigarettes, even though he had a full one he’d just opened. Nor did he offer him a drink. The interrogation was about to start.

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Cillian is so damn pretty ❤️in the edge of love (2008)

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Cassidy beamed at him .”Thank you Ford, I love you so much.” He poured it on his cereal.

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“I have no idea what you’re talking about brother dear, pass the milk.”

“It’s in the center of the table – are you kidding me?” He groaned audibly, though, of course, followed through with the request anyway.

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Reminder that Ford’s twin* can be found at @pxbxy.

Ford would also like to add an addendum to that reminder: *Cassidy’s a bitch. 

Cassidy says he’s a royal bitch, get it right Ford

“Royal pain in my ass.”

“I have no idea what you’re talking about brother dear, pass the milk.”

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crxwfish‌:

Reminder that Ford’s twin* can be found at @pxbxy.

Ford would also like to add an addendum to that reminder: *Cassidy’s a bitch. 

Cassidy says he’s a royal bitch, get it right Ford

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@paraphiliapet

Ford wanted him to meet this new little mongrel. This new slut of his that he’d brought into their home. Cassidy sat at the kitchen table, on his third cigarette in twenty minutes, flipping through instagram.

“He wants you to like him.” Ford had insisted. ‘Meet him, please, for me?” He sat there, steaming, and dressed in the nicest things he owned off the runway, his makeup perfect, and waited for the little puppy to come in.

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“I knew you were only joking about the roses. And the sweeties. But it was nice while it lasted.”

Breakfast on Pluto (2005) dir. Neil Jordan

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the AU we didn’t know we needed

I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT “TWINS” IS AN OPTION TO KILL YOU IN CABIN IN THE WOODS, SO NOW THERE EXHISTS AN A/U WHERE THE HATCHER TWINS ARE USED BY ELDER GODS TO KILL HUMAN SACRIFICES.

THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK.