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How it felt to finally give in and start listening to Sabrina carpenter
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happy pride month to that guy on project runway who had his design insulted by karlie kloss and he told her that she could wear it to dinner with the kushners
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they're HILARIOUS
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I’m working on a selfshipping drawing but this is equally funny
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guys does anyone else feel like the zest of life has vanished and only the skeleton remains? that it’s unexpectedly vile? like “i used to be better, i used to be better, i used to be better! i used to be better, i used to be better, i used to be better!”
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really truly fascinating that light changes the base of the investigation to his new apartment as soon as L dies. too many memories in that 23 story building huh. instead you would rather do your job in your own apartment so you don’t drown in feigning domesticity whenever you come home, thus ensuring that 1) misa doesn’t come on to you as often because there are always other people around until late into the night, and 2) you will never ever ever have a place to be honest
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edward elric is so edgy and so pained and so hostile all the time and everyone buys it because he lost his family and some of his limbs and meanwhile al is in the corner having lost his entire body giggling to himself because he fit 3 whole cats in his stomach and nobody caught him yet
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i’m reading through my old chats i’m a discord server and finding occasional gems like this that makes me laugh

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*holding you close as you bleed out*
Yeah man... it was a good bit... it was a really good bit... really funny....
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[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus
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I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest. my whole life so far is leading up to that moment
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my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks
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