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Resignation letter!

so I resigned from my job and thought would give everyone a run for their money on my way out:

Subject: Resignation letter from the post of lady computer assistant

Greetings!                    It's with an extreme gratification that I write to get myself off this office, and supplicate that no else has to deal with this office or any office like this, ever. That said, I was directed to justify my position before discarding this post so below is the short account of the same: Things started to go down after the shifting of the center from law, justice and human rights Islamabad to the Govt. Of Punjab; suddenly, I had a never ending bulk of the pending bills of office's expenditure steadily growing at my work desk due to both the next to zero bank balance and downright bad administration. Now, I don't presume to know about the "good" folks usually found at our government stations, but coming from someone who loved to work and work daily, it was a stressful sight to have everything piling up with no way out whatsoever. I was not being paid for my work at the office just like the rest of my colleagues for more than 6 months straight. My current pay liability stands at 1 lac and something, thanks to Govt.'s glorified administration and budgetary planning, and as much happy as I'm with the Government and my office, I won't hesitate to call in the court proceedings to recover my money, should it ever came to that. Also, I had a number of unpleasant encounters with our residing district officer, the graveness of which goes from one to infinity. He was never happy with my work and had these incredible numbers of incredulous objections to throw at me every time I sent anything up to him that needed his immediate attention or approval. He would call me into his office and have me stayed there for hours simply because too often he was too busy with his Facebook with 748 friends to spare a shred of glance at me or my work. Other times, he would ask me to rework my daily office assignments because he did not like the color of the pencil it was put in and wanted to have them in red, green, purple, turquoise and forget-me-not blue etcetera etcetera. Suffice to say, he has my thanks for making the job sector harder for me and girls like me than it already is. At this point, I could go on forever but given how everything I say will be turned to deaf ears, this should suffice and satisfy my justification for leaving this place. Pardon for everything out of place.                                                             With a deep disdain and displeasure,                                                                              Mehrosh Gul 

CC: The Director General Social Welfare & Bait-ul-maal Lahore.         The District Officer Social Welfare & Bait-ul-maal Lahore.

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what is #DheetAwam?

There are a few things that just never leave our glorified miniblog timelines: reshares, unnecessary feedback, spam and above all, bugs! But if you have been watching the atmosphere closely, there’s one thing more that can be added to the above list and that’s #dheetAwam.

So what is it? Why is it everywhere (especially if you follow me) and what the hell does it even mean? While it hurts me to derail the conversation away from bugs, which we all “love” facing, today, I’d use this opportunity to help you learn the dheetAwam  philosophy.

The hashtag #dheetAwam was first coined by @fml, to whom in fact migme itself looks up to as its official grandmother, and it was instantly taken up by me and a few others like me who are too trivial and purposeless to be mentioned anywhere on the planet at all.

Dheet is an Urdu word for someone who is “stubborn and awkward” while awam means a “nation or people or a group gathered anywhere”.  It rivals well-known “the awkward moment” posts and shows one’s contempt, disdain and obvious frustration towards an unexpected bizarre behavior displayed by the masses with the same goals e.g. when a #shortyStory contest shows up and our good fellas around go rampant to bag a few $$$ and started posting google-clutter at the rate of 25 hours per day during the entire time period.

As a second example, when someone reasonably tells you that commenting everything you see with “#lol, #haha #like” makes you look like a retard, and your followers ballistic, and you still don’t stop, you easily qualify and deserve to be hit with a dheetAwam bomb.

Moreover, In a singular sense, it can also be extended to any out-of-the-place activity that’s being solely done to appear a total badass e.g. when given a glass of milk to drink, myou rather start floating paper boats in it etc, in which case, you’d be pulling a #dheetAwam stunt.

there’s no end to the stream of #dheetAwam posts throughout our blog as I make sure there will never be. feel free to check out the exculsive #dheetAwam contents by exploring the hasthag anytime on miniblog.

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PreetyMigPlsMe

Remeber #makeAcake and #whatIsnext game that we played earlier on miniblog? here, we come again, this time with an equally unique fun and challenging game with a sweet package of rewards in the end, yes rewards!

WHAT TO PLAY:

all you have to do is try and make simple sentences using migme's ids. you heard it right. make a correct sentence by using usernames all around you in the migme community. smudge them, mix them, split them, cut them hard. extra words such as "and", "or", "ing", "had", "have" " etc can be added where needed. one who comes up with the most creative sentences wins. the contest is open from 07-04-2015 to 10-04-2014

HOW TO PLAY:

a): search for migme usernames fit for your sentence. b): make a list of migme usernames you are going to make your sentence with c): and mention them all. d): join them together in a post. e): hastag your post with #PreetyMigPlsMe.

EXAMPLES:

migme ids: "@pyari_", "@kidding", "@lol", "@are", "@you" my sentence: pyari are you kidding lol? #PreetyMigPlsMe

migme ids: "@funny_boy", "@catt", "@eat", "@zombie", migme ids: boy eats funny catt and zombie eats the boy #PreetyMigPlsMe

migme ids: "@samholmes", "@anhonestmistake", "@thearmyofone",   "@migmefriends", "@jefferykumar", "@vickiho", "@crazygrape", "@think" my sentence: Sam and Derekai and vicki and Hoholmes are migmefriends but crazy army of jefferyGrape thinks that is anhonestmistake. #preetyMigPlsMe

RULES:

a): sentence with invalid migme ids will not be counted.

b): sentence with no migme ids will be disqualified.

c):sentence that uses obscure/abusive/dirty words/migme ids will be   disqualified

d): you can participate for unlimited number of times; but remember, the key to success is creativity.

e): the contest ends on 10-04-2015.

REWARD:

top 5 users who come up with the most creative sentence will get 1 usd each .

FAQ:

Q: can I use the same id twice in my id's list for creating my sentence? ans: yes, you can make use of ids once, twice or for a hundred times over as long as it makes sense.

Q: can I mix ids up? cut them? split them half? ans: yes, for example, if you have 3 ids like "migmelaure" "dragon", "dancing123' you can make it:123 migme dragons dances with migmelaure

Q: can I add extra words if it's hard to make correct sentence only by using ids? ans: yes you can use extra words where needed but your focus should be more on migme ids and less on extra words.

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Everyone Else in Fandom: *theorizes, makes awesome graphics, writes amazing fanfic, analyzes source material*

Me: *runs around in circles waving arms until the next episode*

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#whatIsNext

                                          #whatIsNext

Hiya! Hope you are all fed and watered with our last #makeAcake. As promised, we are back with another game. Only this time, we are calling it #whatIsNext. Yes, it’s pretty plain to play and promise loads of fun.

 In this game, every player is supposed to write his own short phrases. The next player, then replies with his own short phrase, but only after making sure that, his first word is the last word of  the player he is replying to.

Example:

1st player: miniblog spamming sucks!

 2nd player: sucks? No, it stinks

 3rd player: stinks? Yes that it does

 4th player: does? Nobody does that anymore!

5th player: anymore? Anymore, your face!

6th player: face? I love my face!

And so on……..

HOW TO PLAY:

post anything you like hashtag it with #whatIsNext   

check #whatIsNext hashtag and see if anyone else has posted their reply to your phrase.

If yes, take his last word, and reply back

And keep repeating (until you can’t breathe)

 WARNING:

If you don’t attach #whatIsNext with your every reply, you reply won’t be counted. Good luck! Have a roll!  

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#makeAcake results:

here is the text-friendly version of the #makeAcake results:

>> democracy, and hypocrisy, >> frog paste and cockroach eggs, >> cow dung, >> fml's stalkers, haters and obsessors, >> cell battery, >> Shushil (@fakelove420) himself (for sweetness), >> his wifi-router, >> blog spammers, >> Sajidmarwat's cuteness (!!), >> dheetAwam, power abuser admins, >> babu's pigeons, >> tasmanian devils, >> fresh caterpillar, >> sabin's whole university, >> pyari's stomach pain, >> voldemort's nose, mystro's favourite frypan, >> samhomle's tattoos, >> pyari's blogging skills, >> trv's friend iphone 6, >> sanaya's makeup kit, >> jefferykumar's music band, >> fml's contempt, Hagrid's hair, >> crazygape in person, >> whoever's sitting next to fakelove, >> fish scales and shoe soles, >> alarm clock, >> people's ego, >> some mosquitoes, >> debucha's silence, >> all miniblog's contests, >> sweet_nikita's ex boyfriend's chopped head, >> crazy pyari's thoughts, >> kristina's toblerone and chocolate kisses, >> spidery web and juicy worms, >> sweet and sour manchow vampire, >> gooey, greeinie flu juices >> sabin's grandma's glasses, >> his old tv books and tv, >> tidal's medical books with highlighted sentences >> and finally, alien heads for topping!  

hope you enjoyed. look out for another cool game soon :)  

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#makeAcake

STORYLINE: So we want to make a really cool cake here on our miniblog. But, we wanna make it the way that everyone would like it, If not actually try and eat. Why not eat? You will see it once the game ends shortly. What is the game about?: • Add an ingredient of your choice to the cake – you can add anything you want, say, add my hair into it, add socks into, add your pajama into it, add your friends PET into it. Add ANYTHING that you can think of. • The more creative and funny your ingredients is, the more fun it will generate in the end so try to be funny, creative, disgusting, weird, emotional, sad, whatever your strong suit is. How to add your ingredients? : • Write a new minilbog post: start adding your ingredients. Once you are done just hashtag it with #makeAcake • For example : “ I say, add my grandpa’s radio into it. #makeAcake” • Example 2: “I say, add my neighbor’s house into it. #makeAcake” • And so on! Let your creativity run wild while you are adding something ? • Any player can add as MANY INGREDIENTS as he wants too. Add, 1 or 100, doesn’t matter. The more, the better! • DO NOT FORGET TO ATTACH #makeAcake at the end of your every new ingredient. You don’t, you ingredient doesn’t count! What we get in the end?: All your replies will be recorded and stored separately. Once we have enough replies, I will make a big image with all of our replies/ingredients into it, as in “we made a cake with [reply 1], [reply 2] , [reply 3], and right down to the last reply. We will see how disgusting, creative, funny and cool our cake turns out to be and see who has the guts to really try it? : D FURTHE NOTES: To make it fun and short and spam-free, the game will be opened for 24 hours only. Gets the ball rolling! Once it ends, we will be back with an even cooler game. Good luck!

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She needs to get back from oz 😿😿😿😽

GET TO KNOW ME MEME: [5/5] favorite female characters ✿ Charlie Bradbury

I’m the one who saves damsels in distress around here. 

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We are getting somewhere with the supernaturally 👹

so there’s this girl in my school who likes Supernatural and she knows I do too and we’ve talked a few times but she has no idea what my name is so the way she gets my attention is screaming “SAM WINCHESTER SUCKS” because as soon as she does, even if it’s mid conversation, I immediately turn to look at her with my best angry bitchface.

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Tumble app

New tumblr app is so Google👎👎

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backorwhatDon'tKnow

no idea why I even turned back, not that it matters or anything.

let's just say whatever! 

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sdf

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5 interview with fml on Flickr.

interview with fml 5

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4 interview with fml on Flickr.

interview with fml 4

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3 interview with fml on Flickr.

interview with fml 3

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2 on Flickr.

interview with fml 2

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1 on Flickr.

interview with fml