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I live laugh love this 😇

Aur mi gaurd

Can I pls request a main three x reader who is a fucking nerd

Like

Reader will come up with the BEST arguments back if they had a debate

Por favor

:3

Preferably a male reader but if u don’t do male readers then that’s ok you do you <3

hi bb!!!!!!

I will keep it gemder neutral

I don’t write nsfw so I can’t include that:(

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but I can do a reader x nerd!! I will do those hcs cuz I’m making a huge story atm:333

ily and thankyou for the request!! <33 i haven’t been able to read any of my requests because of school:( but I will hopefully get this out as quick as i can:) ily and again ty!!

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main 3 x nerdy reader

Hcs and small stories:-)

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Stan

•he would 100% cry to you when he needs help on homework

•but WOULD NEVER admit to being wrong in a paper

•would FORCE you to give him answers before a test (he would probably have payed kenny to steal it or something)

•when in a bad mood will complain about somthing

•it will end in playful argument

•he is also such a toddler:0

•he proper sulks so hours when u win a argument

•the only way to get him to stop is to cuddle and kiss him :-)

Kyle

•he 100% LOVES study dates

•puts his leg over ur when studying :3

•you never often get in proper fights

•yous sometimes argue playfully over wee things

•it always ends with him upsetting you a bit or you upsetting him a bit:(

•yous makeup with cuddles and small kisses:3333

•he lives for you nerdy personality <3

• yous are both pretty nerdy so your a prefect match

•at night u cuddle

•he loves to be close to u so your legs are always tied together <33333

Kenny

•he’s a wee fcking bully

•he picks at u when you talk nerdy

•in a cute playful way tho:3

•he definitely tries on your glasses /If you have some!/

•sits his head on ur lap when your doing his homework (MY HEART AGHH<3)

•he probably picks at u and tries to get u to vape/smoke >:/

•stares people DOWN when they make fun of your nerdy-ness

•lays on ur belly when ur doing homework because it supposedly “taaakes toooo looong” (cutie)

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I hope that was okay bae!! <33

I would have used emojis but it dosent let me :(

thank u for the request!

If any one reading this requests somthing,,, I don’t do nsfw/smut but I can include mention of hickeys, kissing and cuddling! :3

love you guys!! <3

dink your water.

[pyr0x10n]

vaquero kyle 😍 (the reader forced him to dress like that, bro was not having it)

The main 4 are at a qunice (do wtv you want with this bit)

After awhile reader gets horny and stupid and takes Kyle to the bathroom to do 'stuff' :3

bc he looks SOSO good in his outfit

I have a really bad thing for shit like this idk why

Nah because he’s be so done when you ask him to dress like that 💀

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Mi Vaquero<3

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Genre: Fluff + Smut

Synopsis: Vaquero Kyle‼️‼️ y horny reader obvi 😝

Kyle Broflovski x f!reader

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“I cant believe i actually did this..” Kyle sighed, frustrated. “It’s fun! And plus, you get to see part of my culture!” You laughed. “Why did they have to tag along, AND WHY IS KENNY IN A DRESS!?” He pointed at Kenny, who was checking himself out in a dress. “ “Él solo es parte de las damas!” “Huh?” “Nothing.” You smiled innocently. “Damn I look hot.” Kenny grinned.

“Anyways, who’s this quinceañera for anyways?” Kyle asked, as the cumbia started playing. “Oh, just my cousin.” You said, looking for your phone in your purse.

“Oh, okay. Well, what’s going to happen?” Kyle asked. “You’ll see, just, follow my lead. The boys can find their way around.” You giggled, and Kyle started to get a little nervous.

“What if I ruin it all!? What if I accidentally spill something? What if I ruin the- I don’t know!” He was starting to panic, and you brought your lips to his. “You’ll be fine, hun. I promise.” You smiled at him.

“BUT IM JEWISH-!” “KYLE JUST TRUST ME.” “HOW!???” “JUST THIS ONCE BABY!?” “Fine.” “Yay.” “….” “…”

“Prima!” You heard a voice yell. “Ah, there’s the girl.” You smiled at the girl who was now fifteen. Kyle just watched behind as you two talked about things.

“Oh, my mom’s calling me.” She said, and then waved, walking away.

“That’s your cousin?” Kyle asked. “Yep, the one and only.” You sighed.

“Well, c’mon, we gotta go out! The boys already went out, so we should too!” You said and grabbed Kyle’s hand, running out of the dressing room and out into the area.

“Oh shit- (Y/n) calm down!!” He said, slightly panicked. “Shh, c’mon, dance with me, vaquero!” You said, now having both of his hands in yours. He was now calming down, as you two danced to the cumbia romántica.

(Murder me, but I have no idea what else to write, sooo…)

You guys have been here for only a few hours,

Yet you were so unbelievably horny.

Just because of Kyle rocking that outfit. He had you blushing without even knowing.

“Hey Kyle..” you mumbled, tugging on his belt.

“Hm? Yeah, baby? What’s up?”

“Can you bring me to the room really quick.. it’s really hot..” you asked.

“Uh, sure?” He knew what was going on, he’s just teasing.

You grabbed his hand and let him to the gust bedroom, when the door closed, he locked it and you immediately laid your head on his chest, sighing.

“Kyle I need you..”

“Yeah?”

“Mhm..”

Kyle laughed at your neediness, as you started taking his belt off. He pulled you into a kiss, and you felt yourself getting wetter and more pathetic by the second.

You need him.

You pulled away and took his pants down, slowly due to the lightheaded feeling you had. He connected his lips to your neck, kissing the exposed area. You lowly moaned but he covered your mouth.

“You don’t want your family hearing your sounds, right angel?” He asked as you got on top of him and shook your head. “No..” “then shut your pretty mouth, would you baby?” He commanded, and you nodded. You just needed him in you.

You put your panties to the side and aligned yourself with him, and slowly brought yourself down to his dick. He pulled you in a kiss to muffle out your moans.

It took some time, but you finally got used to his size and started riding him.

Man we’re you in for a looooong ride ;)

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Necesito ayuda 😨

[pyr0x10n]

WHY IS WRITING SMUT SO HARD??

AUGHHHHHH

I hate being unexperienced 😭

It’s so awkward too??

Looking at myself and being like:

“You rlly are alone.”

And ALSO initiating it- like bby….

I cant

It’s okay

I can do It

(No I can’t)

[pyr0x10n]

Idk how many I've asked so far I think it's been like 5 or 4

sorry I'm having way too much fun rn 😞

I love kyle sm (≧◡≦)

I can tell 🤯

But that’s a good thing

Because

Who doesn’t love Kyle

He’s a silly boy ☺️🥰

Also your requests are hella amazing bro 😨

They’ll probably be finished in a couple of days so

Yippee

[pyr0x10n]

alr yk I gotta ask to do a horny reader wit kyle 😋🗣

OR..

him being horny and he's NEEDY (so needy like whiney whore) and thenn you go on from there (๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ

Hehehe 😈

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Gimme

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Genre: smut..???

Synopsis: reader is a little whore 😈

Kyle Broflovski x reader

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Kyle sighed as he looked at you, who was literally on her knees, begging for attention.

“What do you want?”

“Your dick.”

“WHAT.”

You fluttered your eyelashes at him and tucked a piece of your hair behind your ear (which literally ended up falling back two seconds later). He just stared at you. It was pretty much normal behavior from you but can you blame him? That is random.

“Babe I’m trying to study.”

“PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEE” you put your hands together and begged.

He couldn’t deny that he was hard. From the way you begged.

“….no.”

“KYLE DONT DO THIS TO MEE”

“You always ask this!”

“GIMME OR ELSE ILL BE SAD.” You frowned.

“(Y/n).”

“Hi.”

“…what?”

“I said hi?” You smiled innocently at him. Why were you so.. random?

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-bro does NOT know how much of a whore he’s dating.

-the first time you asked, he was just like “😨 BABE??” And you just acted all like “🥰😇”

-since you’re horny 24/7, he can NEVER catch a break.

-when you actually decide to leave him alone about being horny, expect a treat. 😇

-he is most likely used to it, but he will forever side eye you whenever you say such vile things.

-one time, you actually decided to listen to him (because you’re such a good girl fr) and this was the interaction:

“Babe, please, I need to finish my work.”

“Okay fine…”

“Wait seriously? Sweet!”

“Like this pussy”

“(Y/n).”

“😚🥰😝”

-canon, why? Because I said so.

-but if you’re horny, like REALLY HORNY, you won’t even think about leaving him alone.

-you will actually start moaning things into his ear, and getting bro all flustered.

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“Babe, I’m just trying to chill..” Kyle sighed as you got onto his lap.

“Kyle please I need you so bad..” you moaned into his ear, and his face grew red, and you could feel his erection growing under you. And the little whore you are, you just start grinding.

“Fuck…”

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Currently 12:43 AM, and I have school this morning.

But I hope this is good enough cause this may or may not be my first time writing suggestive themes 🤯

[pyr0x10n]

can I spam requests 🤕💁🏾‍♀️

Sure but it might take some time to get to them lol but I NEED requests 😝

[pyr0x10n]

do a silly fluff little one shot or smth wiht Kyle o(≧▽≦)o

Okay I gotchu :3

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Lover

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Genre: fluff

Synopsis: “you’re my lover.”

Kyle Broflovski x reader

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You smiled at the sight in front of you. Your hand was interlocked with Kyle’s as you two walked by each other.

“Why are you staring at me?” He asked with a soft chuckle.

The chuckle you love so much. The one that you love, along with everything else about him.

“How could I not?” You smiled at him.

“You’re so cheesy.” He shook his head, and you lightly hit him on the shoulder.

“Says you!”

He laughed, “yeah, says me.”

You rolled your eyes, however you couldn’t help but laugh.

“Hey Ky? Guess what?” You asked him with a small smirk.

“Chicken butt?”

“..damn it I’ve used it that much?” You sighed.

“Yep.” Kyle said, brushing his thumb against your knuckles.

“Well, guess why?”

“Huh? Why?” He asked, confused.

“Chicken thigh!!” You giggled, and he rolled his eyes.

“That’s it.” He grinned and started tickling you on the spots where you were ticklish. The spots only he knew you were ticklish in.

“Hah! Kyle!! Stop!! I’m sorry!” You giggled, and he pulled his hands away from you. “Yeah, that’s what I thought huh.” He said with a smirk. “Oh shut up.” You said and laughed. “Nahh.” He said.

“Wow.” You shook your head.

“Okay I’m sorry darling.” He said, stroking your hair now. You laid your head against his side as you two watch the sun dip below the horizon, casting a warm glow on the city streets.

Kyle looked absolutely beautiful in this sight. He looked at you with a small smile and kissed your forehead.

You truly are his lover.

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You’re my my my my… loverrrr

I love that whole album. 😝

[pyr0x10n]

If you ever ask me what is the best Craig ship

Just don’t

Because I will have to have a crisis between Cromas or Staig

😝 silly

[pyr0x10n]

This song is my childhood

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Bro

*melts*

Someone please help

I don’t have the brain to think of one shots

And now I’m going to fade away….

Oui oui

[pyr0x10n]

This is so me coded no cap fr 🤯/j

「 Pretty Boy 」

kyle x reader older ver.

cw; fluff I GUESS

note; I'm screaming

"He's so pretty." I whispered, setting down my pencil after I drew some hearts around his name.

My eyes landed on his hands, so pale yet adorned with a hint of color still, his hands slender and long, possessing an unusual but captivating prettiness, moving upwards to his pasty white facial structure- slightly defined yet retaining a softness look of a girl's features, his nose, though big and hooked, appeared appealing in my gaze, despite his own insecurities about it, his hair a very noticeable feature of his, big, subtle shade of red with the messiness curls I have ever seen from his lack of knowledge of doing them correctly, but still somehow came to look neat and clean.

And lastly his eyes– a color most people would die to have, emerald green. It was such a pretty shade on him especially in the light when the sunlight graced his features, casting a radiant glow that caused his eyes to twinkle and sparkle like precious gems.

To be honest I could get lost in them for hours but he'd find me weird and get embarrassed for me staring at him for too long.

So I admire him from a distance whenever he's not looking. Smiling to myself.

"You are so obsessed with your boyfriend it's making me sick." Craig threw a paper to my head, as he gagged. My attention was brought back to reality, turning my head towards him "And you aren't?" I picked up the paper and threw it back at him, watching his face go red.

"Yeah but when you did it its weird.."

"Oh well then deal with it, anyway have you seen his hat? It looks so cute with his hair today."

"He wears the same fucking hat every day, yeah so cute."

"It's like he's my girlfriend, I love him."

"Oh spare me.."

I picked back up my pencil to continue the heart doodles ranting off to Craig who couldn't care less but happened to be next to me so his fault.

"He's so prettyyy Craig I'm going to cry, I want to kiss him and tell him that all the ti-"

"Who's so pretty?" I familiar voice asked from above, I looked up to see Kyle, his expression showing some faint jealousy and concern. I put down my pencil and flipped over my paper fast, clearing my throat to contain myself.

"J-Just some actor from my favorite show' right Craig-?" I nervously looked over to the teen he glanced over at us then back to his phone.

"Your chick is obsessed with you Kyle, please shut her up." Craig nonchalantly said, texting away.

"CRAIG-" I shouted in embarrassment, he didn't he react just kept taping on his phone at one point did smirk, but probably not from me.

I rubbed my face trying to calm myself down as Kyle kept quiet at my desk.

"I'm sorry he's lying- I mean well no- but I uh.."

"Are you?" Kyle let go of the straps to his backpack and kneeled at my desk, his cheeks slightly faint red. I watched him slowly inch downward and eyes fix on mine, I looked away shyly nodding my head slightly. I found my pencil again and messed with it awaiting for his response.

"Me too."

"You are?" My head perked up in shock, the slight dread had suddenly washed away from his answer making me beam. He nodded his head with a soft smile, his hands slowly reached mine to hold.

"I was just talking about you to Stan but came over when I heard you talking about a guy being pretty, it made me.. concerned? I don't know why." He admitted, his grip tightening.

"I was talking about you, you're so pretty." I leaned in to rub my nose against his softly then pulled away to nervously smile at him.

I could see his also nervous smile appearing on his pale face along with a red blush.

He let go of my hand after a few moments to hold my face, his thumb grazing against my lip carefully then held my chin.

"Can I.."

"Not sure why you always need to ask but yes." I snickered at his reaction which was just him being awkward and shy.

"I just don't want you to uncom–" I pressed my lips against his, kissing him slowly with passion tasting him as I pulled away. I licked my lips with a giggle.

"It's a good thing your pretty you're very dumb."

"You're an asshole."

"Your asshole?"

".. Maybe don't word it like-"

"Yeah I know that I didn't sound right.. sor-"

"CAN YOU GUYS STOP FLIRTING so BAD, it's literally KILLING me." Eric yelled from 2 desks away to which me and Kyle turned our heads in sync towards him.

"Shut up Cartman" we both shouted before turning our attention back to each other and leaning in for another sappy cute kiss right after we made eye contact to do so.

"You still suck at flirting." Cartman scoffed. Kyle raised his middle finger at Cartman then went to cup my cheek as we both began to smile into the deep kiss.

[pyr0x10n]

I need someone to draw Kenny/Princess Kenny as Barbie

Like

I’m being honest here bby

It would match

[pyr0x10n]

Croissant 😰

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Don’t Blame Me

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Genre: Fluff

Synopsis: “well, can you blame me?”

Kyle Broflovski x reader

Pt. 2 to ‘Gorgeous’

Warnings: mentions of throwing up, Stan Marsh core 😰

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As you woke up from probably hours of passing out, you looked around in the not very familiar surroundings. You tried to remember what had happened, and you failed.

But that changed quickly as you saw the boy you were fawning over.

“Oh hey! You feeling better now?”

Suddenly you felt the familiar feeling of nausea, but you also felt your heart melt.

“Uh huh.. uh.. m-can- ugh- can I use the uhh.. restroom?” You asked, slightly stuttering. He then just chuckled and nodded. “Sure, it’s right down the hall.” “Great thanks.” You said and ran out of the room and to the restroom.

You opened the door and didn’t even think about locking it, you just held your hair above your head and started throwing up. It felt horrid. You felt horrible. You finished and started to clean up, sighing.

“I can’t believe this..” you mumbled as you washed your hands and you heard a knock on the bathroom door. “Hey, you good in there?” Kyle’s voice spoke. ‘Shit.’ You thought to yourself. “Perfectly- ow- fine!!” You felt bad about lying to him. Honestly you felt bad about all these feelings towards him..

‘Should I tell him? Am I going crazy? Am I obsessed with him!?’ You thought to yourself, and you did the mistake of opening the door while still pondering. “Uh… sorry I fainted, uhm…” you stopped to think wisely of your words. “Hey, are you okay? Your cheeks are red, you kinda just threw up, and you fainted a few hours ago.” He asked you, and you just nervously chuckled. “Y-yeah I’m fine! Don’t worry about me!” “🧍‍♂️” “🧍‍♀️” “…Yeah no I’m not okay.” “Thought so. Whats going on? I know I don’t really know you, but I’m worried. Is it me?” He asked, and you immediately felt worse than before. “No no no no no- well- kinda- but you’re not doing anything bad! I promise! I just..” you sighed, and he crossed his arms. “Can we just go to your room first?” You asked nervously. “Sure?” He raised an eyebrow but then started walking back to his room, with you following him. As you two sat down, the awkward tension began.

“…so?” He finally spoke up, interrupting your thoughts. “Huh- oh- uhh…” you started to find the right words to tell him. “Okay, please please please don’t find me weird. Uhh.. I kinda have a crush on you? No. No no , this is more than a crush. I don’t know if it’s an obsession. But every time I see you, I feel nauseous and my heart pounds really fast and uhh.. I really like you and uh yeah.” You said as fast as you could, and he was just shocked.

“Huh?”

“…”

“I just confessed my undying love for you and all you can say is huh?”

“Wait what happened?”

“…”

“BOI.”

“Okay I’m kidding, but like.. you’re serious??” He asked with hesitation. “Yes. I’m serious.” Yuh said, slight hope in your soul. “…what do you like about me?” He asked, and you thought you could just ramble on and on. “What isn’t to like about you? Your hair, your eyes, the way you talk, the way you smile, the way you talk to your friends, the way you get mad, the way you’re so nice to other people, and don’t get me started to how smart you are I could keep going on and on.” You said, and he was just stunned.

“…bro.”

“Bro?”

“Bro!”

“Nuh uh.”

“What the fuck do you mean ‘Nuh uh’.”

“Damn… you’re really into me.” He said, flabbergasted. “Wow really? No way.” You said with sarcasm dripping on every word. “I mean, we can try out i guess?” “Seriously??” You asked with hope. “Yeah.”

“Bro shut up. Shut the fuck up and kiss me right now.”

“Damn Im sorry.”

He said, but then he leaned in and gave you a peck on the cheek. That was enough to send butterflies everywhere in your body. “I’m going to faint again bro.” You said, admiring him. “damn, I’ll stop giving you kisses then.” He sighed softly. “Okay okay I was kidding bro I promise.” “Do you have an addiction with the word ‘bro?’ You’re saying it every sentence.” He asked. “Shut up.” “Make me.”

And so you did, giving him a small peck on his lips. Once you looked at him, you swear you saw him as red as his hair.

“…whoa.” He was shocked. “My bad sorry. I mean, you’re so addicting, can you really blame me?” You asked, and he just laughed, giving you a kiss on the forehead. “Nah. You’re good babe.”

There goes another nap for you.

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IM SORRY IF THIS WASNT WHAT YALL WANTED FOR PT. 2 😰

Also this is the link to part one lol

[pyr0x10n]

…oui oui. 😋

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Gorgeous.

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Genre: angst(??)

Synopsis: you are so gorgeous it makes me so mad.

Kyle Broflovski x reader

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You were infuriated. You cried, broke things, cursed, hell you even felt like throwing hands. All because of one boy.

Kyle Broflovski.

He was just, mesmerizing. His vibrant red curls make you want to cry, his beautiful eyes made you want to rip papers out from books, it was all so pretty. A bit too pretty for you.

He was way out of your league. He ruined your life. He made your stomach go crazy, he made it so hard to focus, he made your heart pound so hard it hurt.

He made you so happy it turns back to sad.

Every time you see him in the school hallway, you felt like crying. You’d feel as if you were surrounded by the flames of hell. Every time he looked at you, your eyes would get all watery and you’d look away, breathing deeply with a sick expression.

He always thought ‘is she okay? does she need help with something?’ He always thought he was the problem. And he was the problem. Yet there wasn’t a cure. You would be jealous if he was taken, but if he was single, and damn that hurt you even more. Your brain went through so many laps, you always felt like fainting.

What was worse, was that when he came up to you.

“Hey, are you alright?” He asked you, as you didn’t even make eye contact with you. You started to feel your heart pound, and it was so quick, it hurt. “Yeah! I’m perfectly fine, don’t w-!” Your words were caught up with your tears, you felt like you were choking, you couldn’t breathe. He noticed you were crying, and he started to panic. “Shit shit shit!” He cursed as he looked around, no one was around.

Why can’t you do this? Why can’t you just talk to him? He’s blaming himself now!

You would think, as he continued to panic. “Uhm- don’t cry!” You didn’t hear him, you felt your eyes roll back, falling down.

Just because he talked to you.

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I’m sorry for not posting a lot 😰😭

[pyr0x10n]

I’m so so sorry with how late this request is I had some stuff to do the past week 😰 but…

Pip Pirrup x Flustered reader

Gender: Gender Neutral

Genre: Fluff(??)

Synopsis: Reader loves Pip, but he can be such an embarrassment sometimes..

As (Y/n) walked through the halls of the high school, she saw Pip, and he started to make his way to her. She smiled at him but then he just yelled her name even though she was like six feet distance away from him. “Well hello (Y/n)!” He yelled, and she instantly blushed a crimson red. “Pip!!”

-He’d definitely be confused every time you get flustered, like why tf are you getting all red for bby??

-He’d sometimes be like “are you mad at me?” And you’d have to say no like 27 times cause he’s so confused.

-in all honesty, he would just be so oblivious that you are flustered, so you’d just have to keep quiet unless if you’re up to just tell him to be like “uhm.. Pip- can you please not do that?” And he’d just be like, “oh.. okay sorry.”

-since he’s always getting picked on, you’re scared that you’d get picked on as well, but worry not, Pip’s got you.

-he probably broke Cartman’s nose one time cause he made fun of you. And you just stood there like “😨 PIP???” And he just stood there like nothing happened.

-silly bruv 😋

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I’m so sorry it’s short af 😔😭

[pyr0x10n]

It’s 3:30 AM rn but…

Cat appreciation

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Knight! Wendy Testaburger x Princess! Reader

Genre: Angst

Warnings: nothing, just pure angst.

Gender: Female

Walking through the beautiful garden, Wendy finally arrived where she was called. There she saw, (Y/n). Looking as gorgeous as always, but there was.. something different about her. She was snapped out of her thoughts when (Y/n) called out her name.

“Hey Wendy, come closer would you?” The princess asked. Wendy happily obliged, the two of them developed a small relationship in secret, so Wendy thought the best of course. But (Y/n) thought something else.

“Wendy, I can’t have you around anymore.”

Those words were spat out forcefully, and Wendy’s eyes widened. This was the last thing she expected.

“What did you say, (Y/n)?” She asked, slightly trembling. “You heard me. I can’t have you around anymore.” The princess said again. Those words alone were enough to make both of their hearts break. They both knew this would happen, but why so early..?

“Why?” Wendy asked, tears in her eyes, threatening to fall down. “I’ve been, told, that I will be wed to the Elf Prince.” (Y/n) spoke with a slight harsh tone. “(Y/n) can’t we continue this relationship? In secret? It’s just- so early to break it off!” She pleaded, her tears falling down already. Rain was starting to fall, but neither of them cared right now. Making eye contact with Wendy, (Y/n) look at her with glossy eyes. “No can do Wendy, I love you, and I know you love me too, but… we just can’t anymore.” Those words pierced through Wendy like a cold dagger. She wanted to protest, but she just nodded. “I understand (Y/n), I shall be on my way then.” She spoke with a broken voice, and (Y/n) agreed.

Wendy began walking away, when she heard (Y/n).

“And it’ll be Your Majesty from now on.”

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I cant, help me, Im in need of angst. 😰

Also I’m sorry it’s short 😰