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to pretend that horrible people cannot make good art is another way to conflate beauty and talent with integrity and morality. the works of monsters are best examined with knowledge of the author in mind but art is not inherently reflective. human beings are creative, and habitual liars- it'd be stupid to pretend art must always be a portrait of its creator

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I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say

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Okay, but...the amount of boot prints on my metal door is insane.

a quick step by step guide on what to do if you come back to your apartment and find yourself locked out because your front door is frozen shut

kick the bottom of the door for 10 minutes

text your landlord

remember your landlord is on vacation and also in her mid 50′s so it takes about 36 hours to receive a response

briefly wonder why the fuck you moved the canada

remember that college tuition is significantly cheaper here than in the united states 

look up and notice your cat is at the window, staring at you. he paws at the window lightly and meows. it’s devastating. his eyes are so big and imploring. decide that you have to get inside your apartment at all costs. not even god himself can stop you from feeding your cat his chicken wet food dinner. frida kahlo herself could descend from the heavens and ask “hey you wanna bang?” and you’d say “hell yeah but first let me open this door so i can feed my cat his dinner”

remember there is a starbucks 3 blocks down the street from you

enter. the barista gives you a weird look for entering a starbucks at 7pm on a tuesday

order a venti cup of hot water. you order in french because the barista just said “bonjour” instead of “bonjour, hi.” you have a strong american accent. you hit the r in merci a little too hard to compensate. you embarrass yourself.

exit the starbucks clutching the massive cup of hot water in your hands. it’s burning your fingers.

return. methodically pour the starbucks cup of water all over the the door frame. it begins moving a little but still wont open

back up

ensure your doc martens are properly gripping the sheet of ice covering the ground. many people have told you to stop wearing doc martens in the winter, despite your protests that theyre actually the ideal winter boot. also, you’re a lesbian and punk’s not dead

release a pterodactyl screech and sprint towards the door, slamming the full force of your pathetically tiny 5′2″ 110lb body into it

you dont know any of your neighbors so you dont care about maintaining your pride anyways

the door swings open

run up the stairs

open the actual door to your apartment and yell MOMMY’S HOME MY LITTLE BITCHASS BABY BOY DONT WORRY at your cat

cat flings his body to the ground and starts purring like he does every time you come home

write tumblr post

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oh.. ;^;

Vermis actually does look a lot like Trepan. He tends to wear the exact opposite of him unintentionally (white where Trepan wore black, and black in the white areas).

I forgot about the idea of him showing up in black.

Some headcanon for two of my muses, Whirl and her sparkling. Has bit of a HF focus. Directly references a third muse of mine and the headcanon that Whirl imprinted on Trepan (and Ratchet).

I don’t think that Whirl would actually tell Vermis a lot about Trepan because Love-is-for-Losers™ and that he actually carries several of his mannerisms that drive her nuts. It’s little things. The way he fusses with his hair (/antennae, humanformers vs canon) or touches his face when he’s flustered, how he’ll stand sometimes or whip around at others during an argument. It’s not threatening at all when he does it but he loses his temper just as quick. He turns up to the bar one day dressed entirely in black. Whirl is livid.

She never tells him why.

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See also: reasons why you don't grab Shadow randomly.

idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little

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YOOOOO.

Blog.

Was trying to remember the creepy ass song I have for Wily/Zero and ended up scrolling through all my shit giggling at muse crap. Ugh.

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& I’ve never felt more alive

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fiction and fantasy are so fun because it's like. if i met this man in real life i would drop kick him off a cliff within three seconds of him opening his mouth. luckily for him he doesn't exist so we can all happily ignore those red flags and pretend we could fix him

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ARTSHIELD

Putting out another resource for people if their PC is too old to glaze or do their work on mobile platforms

Artshield works by digitally watermarking your art into tricking AI scrapers into thinking its also AI and thus excluding it from the pool of sampled images. Granted it's methods are not as potent as nightshade or glaze, but its browser based and fast so you can have at least some protection on your art rather than none.

Example of an un-guarded picture

Same image put through Artshield.

See any differences? no? Thats because unlike glaze or nightshade the process is a lot more simplistic and changes the art in more subtle ways, while that makes the protection a bit thinner the artifacting is much less noticeable. but dont worry, its there!

as you can see theres blurring and artifacting on anything an AI might look for, such as lines, changes in color, and background patterns. While its not much out of JPEG compression, its more than posting your work without any protection due to PC limitations.

It sucks as artists we have to jump through such hoops to make sure our livelihoods aren't stolen but there is hope that tools are being made to keep us safe, showing there are those that still stand with us against the fight on AI.

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It's me. I'm the woman. Holy shit.

Napoli, Italia 🇮🇹

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@cbhesperis

STAY STRONG MY DECEPTICON WARRIORS

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Combine your chinese zodiac and astrology sign to make your true fursona

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THIS THIS THIS THIS! I USED TO SWIM EVERY DAY DURING THE SUMMER. I used to bike and skate and play sports, then all my friends started "growing out of it". And the swimming thing like...I'd go from open to close. Somehow "let's go to the pool/beach!" (I lived on the coast) became "I want to lay in the sun but not touch the water" somehow.

It was boring to do stuff by myself and as I got older I became embarrassed, because it has become so...abnormal. For adults to just. Do things?? Because it's "for kids"? Why is being healthy a kid activity?

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mutual 1: i NEED this robot CARNALLY

mutual 2: hey check out this cool math thing :)

mutual 3: fighting and sex are basically the same thing if you think about it

mutual 2, alt blog: i NEED this robot CARNALLY