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Already have a broken window on my car, reblog.

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She was really excited to help fix the negative effects of the kindergarten, and thought it would work out quickly because of the flower already growing there. Sadly, said flower was a corrupted gem pulling a mimic. Which added to her frustration. Honestly if she was introduced to lichen now, she would probably give it a shot. And being a being that is functionally immortal, she'd be able to see the fruits of her efforts.

The craziest thing about back to the kindergarten (the episode where peridot amethyst and steven try to plant plants in amethysts kindergarten) is that their plan likely would have worked out if they had planted mosses and lichen first instead of jumping to planting complex plants💀

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Your, probably, not wrong. But I think peridot would still have problems with lichen. Most take a year to grow an inch.

The craziest thing about back to the kindergarten (the episode where peridot amethyst and steven try to plant plants in amethysts kindergarten) is that their plan likely would have worked out if they had planted mosses and lichen first instead of jumping to planting complex plants💀

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"ALRIGHT ALREADY, I'LL WRITE IT." I yell to the mob of writers in the back of my head.

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Danny watches as Batman, Superman, Zatanna, and Constantine walk into his throne room. They had come, finally ((it was three hours after he thought they'd be here) he thinks john stalled as long as possible), in various emotional states.

Batman is stone-faced, but his proto-core (Batman dies a lot in the comics, don't be surprised he has one) is emoting scared, angry, confused, and protective. Danny can respect that considering what Damian shared/warned about his family's relationship with death, and as a protection spirit.

Superman looks like he is fighting to keep calm and is emoting (Superman also dies a lot) about the same as Batman, save for hurt. Which he can, again respect, as he also missed the wedding. ((Clockwork won't help me make the wedding, something about keeping the Realm's on the justice league's good side.) Danny thinks C.W. wants to use it as a bargaining chip for later.)

Zatanna looks calm and collected. She's emoting (a lot of people die and come back to life in the DC realms) about the same, plus excited and proud. Considering she was announced as the main spokeswoman and diplomat for this meeting (Wonder Woman is busy fighting something.)

John Constantine looks like he is about to faint. The piece of core (John plays Russian roulette with demons, angels, spirits, gods, forces of nature, etc, and dies in almost every adventure he goes on) that's still his, is somehow repeatedly saying "fuck." It's pretty calm about it too. Considering Danny owns a little over three-quarters of his soul ((and can get the rest at any time) a lot of Realm's residents still own back taxes, it's been five earth years, pay up) he can understands the panic induced soul swearing. He can almost hear other echos of swear word, might be the other pieces. Food for thought.

Danny observed their emoting too much, and missed Fright Knight's title rant. ... Whoops.

"High King Phantom, forever may you rean, we come to the Infinite Realm's to learn of the whereabouts and condition of Damian Wayne, Jon Kent, and Danielle Nightingale." Zatanna announces to the floor.

Right, I have to give them permission to stand and to stop bowing. (Note to self, fix though rules.)

"You may rise. As to where the freshly married group is, I can not tell you." Danny says a pompous as he can. I have to sell this, my reputationas a ruler depends on it. (And, as this is their wedding present) "They have wronged not only the Realm's with their union" (more specifically doing it outside of the main Realm's) I, Jazz, Dan, Sam, and Tucker wanted to be there. We're her family dammit.) "As such, they are going through trials to prove their union to said Realm's. None may interfere, as the Realm's themselves have spoken." (Ladies Gotham, Earth, and Sir Smallville agree that the newlyweds deserves a fun honeymoon.)

"May we be privy to the trials they face, our lord." Zatanna intreated.

"You may, but be warned, Zatanna Zatara, Bruce Thomas Wayne, Clark Joseph Kent/Kal-el, and John Constantine, none from your world may interfere in this. The dead have our ways, and they will be respected. A Choas Lord by the name of Klarion has already tried and is currently being ... delt with." (One witch child in a fear realm, and a "cat?" being chased by cujo, till the end of the honeymoon)

Quick dp x dc prompt:

The BatFam finds out via getting tagged a million times on any and all social media sites that Damian apparently got drunkenly married to Jon & Elle while the three were in Las Vegas.

And that alone is making them all lose their collective minds, but somehow there's yet still more on top of that punch in the face because apparently the three didn't get married as Damian Wayne, Jon Kent and Elle Nightingale.

Oh no, that'd be way too easy to handle when it came to how the press and wider world reacted to the youngest son and until very recently one of the most eligible bachelors in the world getting married at three in the morning in a haunted-house themed 24-hour Vegas chapel by a guy dressed up like Zombie Elvis.

No, instead the three of them got married as civilian Damian Wayne and very much not civilians Superboy/Jon-El the Son of Superman and Nomad/Stella Phantom the Crown Princess of the Infinite Realms.

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also bonus meme stuff, this is absolutely how Damian, Jon and Elle greet the paparazzi upon stumbling out of the chapel and the images being shared absolutely everywhere. Steph frames them and hangs them up as the three's "Wedding Photos" because she finds it absolutely hilarious:

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As Karlion stocks away from, what he assumes, a false shrine/alter of a fake god/spirit he destroyed. Ready to face the two no powers, and end this team that has been a thorn in the Light's side for too long. He feels something, and freezes. He immediately knows many things.

That was not a fake shrine/alter. Space stickers, video game cases, a green thermos, and several random sauce packets in a pile not withstanding.

It was for a legitimate god/spirit. Most likely a new, but powerful one. Their pissed.

Multiple presences of other, older god/spirits/titans are looking this way. He doesn't know who yet, but he doesn't like his odds as the digital clock starts to tick like an old gear clock, a old small chest starts to shimmer into being near the shrine, and the thermos cap starts unscrewing itself.

At least one of them want to fight him over the destruction of the new ones alter.

Before he can do anything, the world around them gets cast a shade of purple, and the barriers between this realm and another is knocked on. With the sound of tearing cloth, shattering ice, and the grinding of colliding asteroids. The air over the shrine crack with a green glow.

DPXDC Early Heroes and Patron Gods

(From this poll)

With the formation of the Justice League, the general public for the first time became widely interested in heroes and vigilantes. Vigilantism as it was, started in the fringes of society, where itheir stories were shared, but never properly documented.

Eventually, among the few vigilantes still around they were able to track down one person who was mentioned as possibly the first. So Lois Lane packed up her bags for the drive to Illinois, because she had scored an interview with the one and only Valerie Grey.

Red Huntress: A lot of getting shot.

Lois Lane: You were part of the first generation of heroics, under the name Red Huntress. What was it like?

LL: Okay- from other heroes' stories, you seemed to be well established in your skill long before coming in and kick-starting the Chicago vigilante scene, where did you get your start?

RH: Amity Park, doesn't exist anymore. I know what you want to ask, and yeah I wasn't the first. I was originally a rogue for this other guy.

LL: Another hero?

RH: Yeah, Amity Park got a big influx of ghosts in the early 2000's, got all but completely isolated during that time for government research into the supernatural. One of the ghosts was this kid named Phantom, he kept everyone in line.

LL: Do you know what happened to him?

RH: He's still around, watching over whoever needs him.

LL: He's still active?

RH: Passive, more like.

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The interview set off an avalanche, the accompanying pictures of the Phantom in his prime brought forward all kinds of accounts from minor heroes of meeting him. How when they thought they were caught and cornered, sure they were going to die, a white haired kid popped out of nowhere to save them. These savior stories meshed together with his clearly supernatural origin led people to deify him, and soon he was known everywhere as Phantom, the Patron God of Heroes.

The whole thing was mostly dismissed by the Justice League, Batman was especially skeptical of the word of mouth stories. The Young Justice team on the other hand were enamoured by the tales, even as a joke building a shrine to the hero who would never grow up (And maybe after it started to be maintained and grow in size, it stopped being a joke).

But it all came to a head when the Young Justice team was fighting Klarion, and loosing badly. The Witch Boy had stolen several magical items, and was using them to great effect. Superboy was trapped in a cage of energy, Megan and Kaldur were incapacitated by fire magic, and Kid Flash and Beast Boy were frozen in place. All that were left were Artemis and Robin, both badly wounded when the battlefield lit up.

They were saved by the Phantom, Patron God of Heroes.

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Clockwork is laughing somewhen.

Danny: I'm not going to do the hero thing in this universe. This a chance to live a normal life and I'm going to take it.

Danny: Yup, I'll be a regular Joe that has nothing outstanding about him and no known close friends or family. Average across the board. I'll be just another part of the background. The only thing interesting about me will be the tiny little store that I own to sell soap, bathbombs, and bath salts!

Bruce Wayne and all of his kids: You're an interesting person. These products are the work of a genius. Wayne Enterprise wants to help fund your business. We already made it really popular just by being seen entering it!

Danny smiling nervously: Oh....thats amazing. Thank you so much

Batman and all his allies: There are some gangs causing trouble in the neighborhood of your tiny shop. We're going to help defend you and your neighbors.

Danny smiling nervously: Thats.....great. thank you so much.

They Waynes in both personas: We know you have no one, but fret not! We will support you! You will never be part of the background with us around!

Danny:

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We can thank Odysseus for the nobody.

I love Twitter bc everyone is dumb

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Link please

Fake it till you make it, Star City Kitchen edition.

Danny, outed to the government as a ghostly entity, is not only wanted by the government but unable to find work because of that.

Sam gave him money to help him escape, but an unfortunate run in with more than one gang of meta traffickers blew through that in an instant.

He needs a job. He needs to find a place to sleep.

He decides to answer an ad in a newspaper, for a personal chef for an unnamed person. Is it sketchy? Yes. Is it very likely to be under the table with no government checks? Also yes.

Besides, if it turns out to be someone bad, he can just go invisible and disappear for a bit. It'll be...unfortunate, cuz he'll have to steal what he needs, but it's doable.

He arrives at the meeting place, and there's a car waiting to pick him up.

Okay.

He gets in the car. Secondary location, here he comes.

It drives to a mansion.

Oh no.

It's Oliver Queen.

Oliver Queen put up that ad.

Oliver Queen takes one look at him, hums, and says that Danny is absolutely what he was looking for. That Danny just looks like how a chef should look.

Five minutes later, Danny finds himself in a kitchen larger than his old house, internally panicking and scrolling as fast as he can through cooking lessons on youtube.

Turns out, Danny's got a knack for cooking.

Like, he's actually pretty phenomenal at it.

If the food isn't trying to come back to life and eat him, once he's got the basics down, it's pretty easy to throw together a meal.

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Oliver, sleep deprived and injured, meant to ask Stan to make him something to eat.

Somehow he failed step one of just texting the man, and ended up reaching out to and placing an ad in a local newspaper for a personal chef.

Naturally, when someone answers it, he decides to get them over to his place so he can apologize for his stupidity and pay them the money they lost wasting time going to him.

Except that's a kid.

A dirty, unkempt, homeless teenager.

And...fuck.

Look, Oliver isn't a complete and total jackass, and it's not like the kid can mess up much if he's in the kitchen, of all places.

So he pretends like the ad is legit. Throws the kid in the kitchen.

Accidentally finds out that the kid wasn't fucking lying about being a good chef that was out of practice, holy shit? This food is so good????

Looks into the kid's background, quietly.

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And in true Green Arrow fashion, uncovers a government conspiracy.

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And was petty enough to have her winnings/hord of bones/dice buried with her.

god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/46553788?view_full_work=true

DP x DC Prompts

So I was reading "The Misadventures Of Cosplay Man" by Shynnohwen(really recommend it), and I though "What if Danny was cosplaying after villains?".After that I was unstoppable.

Okay, it will get more angsty or if you want more comedic degree feel free to change it at your liking.

I want it to get in more dark turn?Yeah, something like that.

*Danny's life went to shit.Nasty Burger exploded as if he didn't tried to get ride of this turn of events.But this is where everything goes worse.To this horrific scene comes GIW, but less to help and more to capture Danny(you can come up with a reason of how they connected that Phantom is Danny).

There comes months of experiments and eventually, they tried to damage his core, to pull away his core for later examination, but Danny's body, core reacts and he Wails.Something that he wasn't able to do because of cuffs and collar that would suppress his powers.With that he tooks off flying.

But Clockwork was waiting for opportunity like this and opens a portel to his Tower and Frostbite patches their little king up.Then Clockwork sends him to a new universe, telling him that he would be safe there.

And with that Danny ends up in Gotham(you could choose other cities, it's just in my head it's more dp x batman than anything, but as I said you can change it at your liking).

Danny's core was damaged, not in Dan's like destructive but his obsession was twisted(you can come up with explanation).Now his core wants to spread pain and despair to everyone and Danny can't refuse to it.So what he does?Spreads his destruction towards villains that deserves it while cosplaying as them.

So 1.villains would though Danny is a follower and would let their guard down.And 2.he didn't cosplay as heroes bc he doesn't want their reputation to go down.And most importantly 3.to left his identity unclear.

With it he starts his adventures.

* While in the heroes side everyone goes nuts.

Batfamily finds new criminal activity in their city and starts investigating.But they're surprised to find a literal kid fight off villains while cosplaying as them.So they're trying to find more information about this villain? vigilante?anti-hero?

They get to see his battle against (insert villain) and saw his disturbing amount of skills and experience he has.They wasn't able to talk to him because he took off running.

After this they get to encounter more and more and they grew attached to this kid and they were sure this kid also was growing attached to them.

Batfamily was sure this was some very sick kid that has to fight against villains for personal reasons or for someone else.

After the most destructive villains have been reduced to a state of complete inability to do anything bad, he disappears.

Batfamily is worried but then they hear story from (insert JL memb) that there were someone who was cosplaying as their enemy and took them in the fight with ease.Batman shares his encounters with him(I need to seriously come up with a name to Danny) and everyone in JL keeps an eye on him.

Every superhero is worried abt this sick kid fighting against evil without help and villains is scared abt being his next target while Danny is oblivious to all of this.

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If I wanted to hear a bunch of jokes, I would watch the 3 musketeers.

mmmmmmmilk duds

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Should be kelmer, he needs a friend.

A Mothers Lesson

Lady Shiva thought it was time she taught her daughter a lesson.

Her daughter had grown relaxed in her time with Batman, and the recent news was that she had fallen in love with a boy.

Now she stood atop the boys roof thinking of how finding the boys body was going to teach her daughter that love was weakness, that emotions and family was weakness and remind her to never be weak.

She snuck in through the window, fully intent on catching the boy asleep in bed. This was going to be such an easy lesson- A glowing green fist smashed her in to the wall

Her arm broke-shattered. she looked at a boy, the boy. "I was wondering how long you where going to stand on my roof like a stalker. Even Batman had better manners."

She spoke only to be interrupted; "I am- I know who you are lady Shiva. Cass told me. She still cries your name in her nightmares."

She smiled proudly, only to receive an inhuman kick that broke several ribs. "Are you proud of that you sadist? Pleased with the pain and trauma you've caused?"

She tried to speak but noticed the temperature drop and the shadows grow and animate.

"No more. No more pain. No more trauma. No more nightmares. No More Lessons. I love her. I love Cass and there will be No More.

The shadows grew. they wrapped around her- pulling her into the darkness. The only thing she saw where Lazarus green eyes.

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Yeah, that would do it. I'm more interested in how your teacher made your grade go negative.

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No generational curse for me no si ... madam zeroni.

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