My heart is so full 😭❤️ wip
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Karneval extra chapter🥰Pls check the new link..the owner changed her blog in order to other foreign readers can read it easily 😍
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Iconic quotes from Joey’s Great Witcher Bake Off video
“Oh hi. You just caught me reading.. literature” *book flops to the floor*
“What’s the most important ingredient in baking? Well I’ll tell you. It’s love. The second most important ingredient is- is ingredients. So, you know- buy those.”
“I don’t really know what-” *pulls the cabinet door straight off its hinges* FUCKING COCK what-”
*pulls out a bowl* “Got a big fat metal helmet there”
“Which one’s flour again?”
“Where does flour come from?”
“It’s not potatoes, is it, but like- it is though”
“Wheat bisks and lasagna sheets we’re fucking in business”
“AW, COCK!”
“Jamie Oliver, you’ve lied to me”
“That’s gon straight to the heart”
“When in doubt-” *chugs a bottle of wine*
*stirring batter with a cucumber* “WHY WON’T YOU DIE!”
“Avocados.. that’s the wrong page. That’s just the wrong page”
“Not gonna add meat. Meat’s like the opposite of cake.”
“Leaves. Madeline, we’ve got so many leaves”
*sobbing on the floor in despair, covered in cake* “I don’t even like cake. I really hate cake”
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