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[pyrophoricgoddess]

id say it does * you are outside their reality *| just dont drop them too hard *|

I was talking to some mortals and t)(ey told me to start lifting "outside our reality" for t)(eir safety. Sticking t)(eir reality to a barbell and using it as a weig)(t counts, rig)(t? 38?

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FL-EX!

OH, SORRY, WAS THAT A UNIV-ERS-E DOWN TH-ER-E? I BAR-ELY NOTIC-ED! 38)

[pyrophoricgoddess]

Polypa Goezee *|

to be fair you do need to be so high level that normal numbers are unable to contain it to be able to do it *| i think ill pass talking with him though * ive broken enough peoples concept of reality that ive seen them all * but human socrates must be pretty different from troll socrates since might makes right is essentially troll philosophy 101 *|

Oh, well, that just solves everything actually. I can't believe I didn't think of it myself.

It's such an elegant solution too- would you like to join me in phoning up Socrates and informing him he has been made to look like an utter buffoon by you, Miss...?

[pyrophoricgoddess]

Well * if it helps when you get to a high enough level you can just change morality to make it ok *!

Not like SGRUB doesn't also pull that trick too *|

Reality warping in a kink sense is usually with transformations. From changing their clothes so it fits their new body to making it so that theyve always been that way. Or just making various scenarios, like being royalty, being actual fact.

Theres also more 'active' reality warpings, where for example whatever a character says, even if joking or lying, becomes true; or stuff like Mxyzptlk or Q, beings who can change reality to amuse themselves

That's quite helpful, thankyou for the information dump, anon.

I would have to rate that as another "not against, not especially drawn to it" selection. I can see where it might be fun, though the greater implications of such a thing are at the same time a bit concerning.

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a circumference of hips measured in lightyears, and the gravitational pull they have

[pyrophoricgoddess]

"like what you see *?"

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"Whoa!"

[pyrophoricgoddess]

What would you do if it turned out there was something out there capa8le of matching you? Just curious.

id be damned impressed *! people * or just beings in general * as powerful as me are incredibly rare *| also id want to know how they did it *| even if only to make myself even stronger *|

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The malevolence instantly vanished when Jade answered, and as Polypa responded it was replaced with (consensual) sultry seductiveness.

Want to spill a few trevigintillion more~ *|

Jade can feel phantom hands tease and caress her massive sack. And she Knows that Polypa's request is actually a request, unlike her Polypa had restraint and would stop if Jade asked her.

So how much cum did you spill fapping to that old pic of mine *? @pyrophoricgoddess

And when Jade reads the ask she can feel Breath cup and weigh her hefty balls.

ghhuh- hey, HEY! no humiliation in the ask box, polypa! >:T

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a few galaxies were drowned…

[pyrophoricgoddess]

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"a lap dance * never had one before *?" An eyebrow raises on the unbandaged side of her face as she crouches down in front of him. "its pretty easy * just sit down *" Giant hand gently pushing him to the floor, before she turns around revealing her massive barn crushing glutes. "and enjoy the show *|"

Bringing those cheeks down even closer, looming over Mark before they came down and rested on him. "feel free to touch all you want * they made sure to pay extra for that *| Also they wanted to let you know that lord nergal awaits you in hell *|" And then she started bouncing and grinding against him, and the ground.

“What?!”

Mark stepped back as she loomed right over them. Cheeks flush from embarrassment in what she was currently wearing.

Took a moment to even process that she seemed to have been summoned by one of Nergal’s spawn.

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“…Was there something you needed from me?”

When Mark turned to face who was asking for him he would find a massive grey skinned and candy corn horned giant. That had her shoulders smouldering with small flames. Atleast 40 ft tall and nearly as wide from all of her bulging muscle, she was dressed quite provocatively, outside of the assorted random bandages across her body, blue bikini top with long tassles and booty shorts.

"youre getting a lapdance * courtesy of Limstella *|"

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@txctical-pursuit wants to place a hit.

hey *| im polypa * assassin goddess for hire * what brings you to my blog *?

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@gratuitousauxiliatrix wants to place a hit.

finally another troll *! youre my fourth troll follower *! I thought there would be more of us here *|

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Just because Alternia was flattened between her astronomical muscles didnt mean that the show was over. She had barely even begun to flex!

wait till i really get going *!

Just before starting Polypa gives Sollux vision to her outside, as if he had second set of eyes in space that he already knew how to use and everything, he was only getting half the experience otherwise. Letting herself go, Polypa's biceps explode to sizes larger than galaxies. The Local Cluster smashing and swirling against her flex in a dazzling display of color and light. Through it Sollux would be crushed harder than in the heart of neutron star or even a black hole while suffering from millions of gs of acceleration from the not quite instantaneous expansion. Then Polypa would move her muscles back and forth, grinding Sollux against the millions of light years wide planes of might.

To nobody's surprise the monitor was indeed what Sollux was looking at first. It took a second to pick out exactly what he was seeing, a very tiny diagram of the Alternian system surrounded by an angular mass of curvy gray. Helpfully the feed zoomed out briefly to take in Polypa's full form, somehow staring at the 'camera' with intensity, before zooming back in to show how Alternia was ever so carefully nestled in the crook of one celestial arm. It was after that Sollux checked out the window to see the lights go out.

And then come back on just to showcase the sky falling. The unstoppable advance of her arm began slowly, with and with a deliberateness Sollux could sense. His hive somehow managed to keep upright for the best look at the show in spite of the very mantle of the planet cracking and shifting upon itself. This too felt deliberate, and so in the spirit of the game that was clearly at play Sollux slipped out the window and went to sit back on the top of the roof to watch things end. It was less than a surprise that Sol's particular hivestem seemed to hold out until the arm that was under the planet had finished cleaving up from below to begin meeting its twin. The building fell away to dust right as that sky of muscle dropped upon the troll's body and forced him down to be clenched in an unimaginable grip, his own peculiar immortality and Polypa's whims working in tandem to stop him simply ceasing to be. He had time enough to call out one last "still h0t!" before the walls of total firmness consumed him utterly into her mercy.

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im in a big mood too so enjoy *| oh * ill also turn off your death premonition psionics *|

If sollux were to look outside his window hed see that entire sky was now filled by Polypa. But he was probably looking at the feed Polypa added to his monitor showing that not only was she significantly bigger than last time he saw her, outsizing the entire solar system atleast, but she was holding the comparatively sand grain sized Alternia, that he was currently on, between her biceps.

Closing her arm the sun and moon light went out briefly before she illuminated the planet with a blue glow. After all it wouldnt be that fun if you couldnt see anything. And like a thundercrack coming from every where at once she started flexing her muscles. To polypa she was imperceptibly flexing so that it wouldnt be over before anyone could notice. To Sollux however the sky's worth of olive muscle crashes into the planet, the creaking and groaning of her muscles fighting against the collapsing structures and crumbling mountains to see who was louder, the muscles usually won.

There was a sensation quite like when he could see timelines that never were. Except this time, rather than a timeline with potential that was snipped, it was a timeline that simply never was yet still existed. Thoughts of the planetoid giantess coming unbidden, it would be pleasant reminiscing were it not completely alien.

"y0u probably sh0uldn't tell some0ne when you d0 that. kind of rude! but yeah i'm familiar with the shredding. apparently i think about it 0ften. ugh it's like nausea but in the cortex."

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wouldnt it be more rude to do it and not tell you *? and the nausea is all on you * its supposed to be seamless *|

I can give you a demonstration if you want to experience planetary * or larger * shredding *|

There was a sensation quite like when he could see timelines that never were. Except this time, rather than a timeline with potential that was snipped, it was a timeline that simply never was yet still existed. Thoughts of the planetoid giantess coming unbidden, it would be pleasant reminiscing were it not completely alien.

"y0u probably sh0uldn't tell some0ne when you d0 that. kind of rude! but yeah i'm familiar with the shredding. apparently i think about it 0ften. ugh it's like nausea but in the cortex."

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I dare you to give a good flex with your cock ;3

you sure you want that *? you do know how powerful i am *|

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we both know thats exactly why youre asking *| i would say dont complain about getting what you asked for * but i doubt youll be in any state able to do so later *|

Polypa's cock was, like the rest of her, a gargantuan log of fuck muscle that surpassed entire timelines. To have it flex wasnt something done lightly, countless timelines could be destroyed or altered by it!

Which Polypa would fix before they were even damaged

Before she even started flexing it the surge of blood would swell her cock tremendously as it reached full hardness. Looming over the smaller timelines it was exactly the goddess cock youd expect it to be, able to fuck everyone in a timeline at every point in time with nothing more than an errant sway. And it was going to get so much more larger.

As with all of Polypa's muscles when she flexed them, she flexed them. Exploding into a grotesque display of omnivirility just saying how many times larger it is wouldnt do it justice, and such numbers can be quite difficult for mortals to fully visualize and grasp. Instead imagine her cock starting out at the size of the sun, and with that flex it erupts outward to fill up the entire universe. It would be difficult to say if it was growing faster than time itself or just reality collapsing infront of the multi dimensional wall of impenetrable muscle such that it was always there. Followed by several more equally inflationary flexes.

As this all never un-happened the anons universe would be one of the countless being pushed aside by her divine infini-girth, but Polypa would make sure it wasnt torn apart and kept it pressed against her non euclidean length. Inside their universe it would start with everyone and everything feeling a pressure against them, not a physical or mental pressure but the metaphysical pressure her bulge was pushing against the universe. The pressure would quickly grow into one of overwhelming sexual domination and pleasure. Every atom down to its quarks and strings knew that they were a powerless before Polypa, there was nothing that wasnt hers to penetrate and breed if she so wanted to. Though unless you were into it, it wasnt emasculating knowing that your universe was being stretched so tightly across a multiversal cock that calling it a condom or cock ring was giving it too much credit. Polypa wasnt usually into that sort of thing.