pyroweasel

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good smut is really a character study and that is final. i need it to be about vulnerability i need it to be about trust or lack thereof and most of all i need it to be emotional agony. thats what sex is for

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attack for neovic on art fight of their pet turkey, spot!

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been seeing a lot of alien 1979 set photos on here recently and it made me remember when i was ten and my dad let me watch it with him. i fucking loved it and was totally fine through the initial chestburster scene, fully giggling with him at the jump scares etc, but then we got to the scene where ripley is doing ship maintenance in a cropped tank and underwear and i was for the first time in my young life overcome with such a terrifyingly potent blast of homosexual feelings that i started crying out of the kind of sheer guilt that only a ten year old catholic who thinks she's going to hell for admiring sigeourney weaver's shoulders could muster, and begged him to turn it off bc THIS SPECIFIC PART was allegedly too scary. he very kindly let it go and i spent the next decade convinced i had successfully pulled the wool over his eyes and that he was blissfully unaware that he'd been present for my religiously fraught gay awakening. anyway we went to see alien romulus together last yr and the second we got a glimpse of cailee spaeny's third act muscle tank he leans over and goes, "is your gay ass gonna cry again? bc these tickets were $17 a pop so i need you to keep it together"

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stop

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I got a snail and my betta is being such a creeper. he’s not trying to attack it he’s just following it around staring at it lol

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very strange dynamic developing between my boyfriend and my friend who he has never met. friend found out i had a boyfriend and immediately began this bit where he claims he's going to make my boyfriend into a kind of ineffectual puppet king and install himself as a scheming advisor who is the one really pulling the strings. i told boyfriend this and he said "i would love to be a malevolent dictator with your friend as my evil advisor." i related this to my friend and he said i don't get to be boyfriend's evil queen consort because he, the evil advisor, will not allow it. i asked boyfriend if he would choose me as his evil queen consort and he said of course he would. my friend has also been demoted from evil advisor to scheming eunuch. these two have never met but they will on tuesday so we'll have to see how that goes

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DxP REWRITE - Emotional Support

(Went & forgot tomorrow is a holiday lol 🐰 so early update!)

I asked Ikrit if this was a realistic response to this situation like, “if you had this plan for years, but I was missing for years, & you hear my voice for the first time & I don’t remember you, but start to cry?” Ikrit, a very cool-headed person, was like “uh, YEAH.”

So Poké-hugs! ;u;

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🔼 Diamond x Pearl REWRITE 🔽

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unhealthy codependency is really a top tier dynamic. like they need each other to survive but god. should they.

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By the time you look at a character and say 'I really don't like them much' you're already in too deep.

If you say 'I hate them' they've already moved into your head rent free

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King Of Cyber and Ms Tenna？

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when your taste in characters is as questionable as mine you have to ask yourself how easy it would be for them to kill themselves every time you want to put them in a situation. because they will try.

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teasings just like flirting ifyou think abt it

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“all zelda games are bad” clearly you’ve never played horsequest

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i hate when people are like “i really understand what it’s like to be Prey… to look up into the jaws of a predator and know it’s my purpose to be Consumed…” like bitch no, prey runs away, you’re some other shit