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pyssball · 3 months ago
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guys idk what to write. T-T
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pyssball · 8 months ago
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pyssball · 8 months ago
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spoiled pink pt.1 .ᐟ jenson button
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a/n: holy crap chat it's been a sec, school started back up and i've been STRESSING tryna get these chapters done and keep up with school 😭 yes i did decide to include david, however he is just a father figure/friend to chloe, kinda like seb and michael vibes. pt. 2 will be up as soon as possilble ! 👍🏻
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February 25, 2023 (2:26 p.m.)
The early morning mist hovered over Loch Ness, adding an ethereal quality to the landscape as Jenson, David, and Chloe arrived to set off on their hike. They had planned this hike for months.
“Okay so, plan is: Loch Centre to Loch View” Chloe stood on a tree stump, pointing at the map they had collected from the Centre.
Jenson nodded, looking at the map on his phone for the estimated time.
“Hun, that’s like 3 hours.” DC spoke, shaking his head as he looked at the time with Jenson.
“Hey, you can back out, old man.” she teased.
DC threw his hands up in surrender, “No, no. I promised a hike, we’ll hike… but you do realise we have to come back right?”
“Well duh.” she jumped down off the stump, grabbing her bag from the car and throwing it on her back.
Jenson and David exchanged glances before grabbing their own bags. Jenson chuckled as she walked off, “Chlo, wait up!”
She groaned and turned around, “Why?”
“Cause we know you, you’ll get lost.”
“Nuh-uh, I have a map.” she held up the map, pointing to the two checkpoints she had highlighted.
As they began their hike, the path was serene and inviting. The early morning sun began to burn off the mist, revealing a landscape of rolling hills and dense forests. The trail wandered along the edge of the Loch, offering breathtaking views at every turn. Chloe took the lead, setting a brisk pace, while David and Jenson followed, each finding their own rhythm.
The two men chatted and laughed as they walked. Chloe, meanwhile, was engrossed in her surroundings, stopping frequently to snap photos of the Loch's glassy surface and the mist-clad hills.
“Having fun, love?” Jenson, smiled as he watched her snap a few more pictures.
“Mhm.. I might paint this later.”
“Of course you will.” David chuckled.
(5:54 p.m.)
As the day wore on, the weather began to change. Dark clouds gathered over the Loch, and a light drizzle started to fall.
Chloe, though initially disappointed, saw the opportunity for some unique and dramatic shots, her camera clicking away as the rain left ripples on the Loch's surface. Although, Jenson and David were much less enthused about getting wet.
“You’ve got to be joking.” Jenson grumbled.
DC groaned adjusting his jacket around himself, “Come on.”
“Oh my gods, you two act like a little bit of water is gonna kill you.”
“This wasn’t exactly in the plans, Chlo.” Jenson protested.
Chloe giggled, “We aren’t that far from the View, Jense, I think there’s a little castle we can stay in until it passes.”
“Castle?” DC asked, visibly puzzled.
“Yeah, I think it’s called the Urquhart Castle or something like that.”
“Leave it to the Queen of the Nerds to know the name of a castle in the middle of no where.” Jenson teased.
Within 10 minutes, they reached a scenic overlook that offered a panoramic view of Loch Ness and the surrounding landscape. The rain had stopped, leaving behind a fresh, earthy scent. They paused to take in the view, each lost in their own thoughts. Jenson marveled at the majesty of the Loch, David took a moment to appreciate the tranquility, and Chloe was busy composing the perfect shot of the sun breaking through the clouds.
(8:09 p.m.)
As they walked the hike back, the weather cleared, and a rainbow arched over the Loch, casting a magical glow over the scene. They reached the end of the trail just as the sun began to set, casting a golden hue over the water. Exhausted but exhilarated, they sat together, sharing a simple meal of sandwiches and fruit.
“Well that was tiring.. but fun!” Chloe squeaked.
”Very tiring.” Jenson chimed.
“Remind me to never go on a hike with Chloe again.” DC groaned as he stuffed his face with a ham sandwich.
“It’s not my fault you’re old.” Chloe sighed, beginning to eat some strawberries.
“But it IS your fault that we walked 3 hours there and back.”
“You’re still alive, yeah?”
“Barely.” DC and Jenson replied at the same time, in the same tone, causing Chloe to giggle.
As they watched the sun dip below the horizon, Chloe snapped one last photo, capturing the three friends silhouetted against the fading light. They shared a quiet moment of contentment, each reflecting on the day's adventures and the memories they had created together.
(9:38 p.m.)
After the long day, Jenson and Chloe finally arrived home. Chloe taking a shower and settling into some comfy pjs, which in reality was just on our Jenson’s t-shirts and a pair of boxers.
The two set about preparing a simple dinner— vodka pasta with some garlic bread Chloe had made earlier that week. They exchanged smiles and quiet laughter as they worked together, the comfort of their routine mingling with the satisfaction of a day well spent.
They ate slowly, savouring the flavours and each other’s company. The conversation flowed easily, punctuated by the occasional sip of red wine and the occasional sound of the wind rustling through the trees outside.
Afterward, they moved to the porch, where they sat in wooden rocking chairs. The stars were brilliant against the dark sky, and they talked softly about constellations and Chloe explaining their origin stories, their voices blending with the sounds of the night—crickets chirping, the distant call of an owl.
Chloe pointed up to the Orion constellation, “That one is one of my favourites.”
Jenson would follow her finger in the night sky, ”Which one is it?”
“Orion.’
“There a backstory?”
Chloe would shift giving him a dumbfounded look, “Everything has a backstory, Jense.”
“Well.. I suppose so. Can I hear it?”
“Orion was a really good hunter, son of a Gorgon and Poseidon, who angered mother Earth, Gaia, by boasting he could kill all animals. Gaia sent a scorpion to attack Orion, leading to the placement of Scorpius and Orion never being visible together. Ophiuchus intervened, saving Orion with an antidote which cause Ophiuchus to be positioned between Scorpius and Orion in the sky.. in Greek mythology anyways, there are tons of stories.”
Jenson looked at her, slightly impressed that she could just spat all of that without a second thought, “Woah.”
“The Finns refer to Orion's belt and the stars below it as "Väinämöinen's scythe" and the asterism of Alnilam, Alnitak, and Mintaka as "Väinämöinen's Belt. The stars hanging from the belt are known as ���Kaleva's sword.’”
Jenson gave her a look of genuine confusion, “Since when do the Finns have mythology..?!”
“Since.. forever?”
Jenson chuckled pulling her closer to him, “Sometimes I forget you’re such a dork.”
Chloe gasped, “I am not a dork! …I’m a nerd.”
Jenson laughed softly, “Is there a difference?”
As the evening wore on, they fell into a comfortable silence, each lost in their own thoughts but content in the shared quiet. The world outside felt distant and unimportant, replaced by the simple joy of being together. They leaned into each other, finding warmth and solace in the gentle closeness of the night.
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thank you for reading, darlings ! remember to like and reblog ! i’ll give u a smooch if u do, luv u all !
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pyssball · 8 months ago
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hook, line AND sinker.
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pyssball · 8 months ago
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me too, Logan.. me too.
Fernando, handing out popsicles: Which flavor do you want?
Logan: Blue flavor!
Fernando: Uh, you mean Blue Raspberry?
Logan: Blue flavor! Blue flavor!
Fernando: Blue is not a flavor!
Logan: BLUE FLAVOR!
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pyssball · 10 months ago
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RISE OSCAR WHERE’S UR PRIDE
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pyssball · 10 months ago
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fernando alonso what now
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pyssball · 10 months ago
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my favs :)
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GoodWood 2024
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pyssball · 10 months ago
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beaching for life .ᐟ f1 d!lfs
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a/n: beach trip w the gang bc who’s gonna stop me 😼 also a bit of a time skip btw abt a week or so after the trip with seb. i was going to write a smut cut of this chapter between mark and chloe but i scratched it bc i realised idk how to write smut 😭 also sorry this took so long, my job is kicking my ass 😞
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February 7, 2023
She wasn’t supposed to be at his house until tomorrow but a little surprise never hurt anyone.
She turned off her headlights as she turned onto his road and pulled into his driveway, giggling to herself as she did so. Mark was always the one to show up and surprise her at one of her shows so she just wanted to return the favour.
As she sat in her car she pulled out her phone to call Mark, to which he answered almost immediately with a stern, “What are you doing up this late?”
“Who are you? My dad?” she giggled, ”I just missed your voice.” she spoke softly, that part was true, she really did miss him, which is partially why she chose to come over a bit earlier than planned.
“That’s very sweet, honey, but I think you should get some sleep.” As soon as he finished his sentence he heard a car door shut on the other side of the phone. “Was that a car door?”
“Maybe.” she giggles, “I took a drive.”
“At 11:32 at night?”
“I got bored.” she walked up to the front of the house, “Plus I have someone to see.” and with that she hung up, leaving Mark completely confused. She shoved her phone back into her pocket while she knocked on the door.
It took him a couple seconds to get to the door, but as soon as he opened it he just froze. He looked mortified but she knew that was far from the truth, he was just trying to process the whole ordeal. She smirked at his reaction, “Surprise.” she sang, holding her arms out for a hug.
“Chloe!” Mark immediately picked her up and spun her around, wrapping her in his arms. “What the fuck are you doing here?!” he places her back on her feet, resting his hands on her hips as he awaited a response
“I wanted to surprise you!”
“Well this is certainly a surprise sweetheart.” he pressed a kiss to her forehead before guiding her into the living as he went to retrieve her bags from her car. After he was done he sat down next her her on the couch, putting his arm around her and pulled her closer to his side, she snuggled against him, humming softly as she got comfortable.
The pair ended up falling asleep on the couch while watching a re-run of Grown Ups, legs and arms tangled up together. Chloe’s head resting on his chest and his arms firmly wrapped around her waist, insuring no escape.
February 8, 2023 (10:02 a.m.)
Mark woke up before she did (surprise, surprise) and decided to make her breakfast, he wasn’t much of a cook but he figured it was the thought that counted.
He admits, he may have gone a bit over board but in his mind she deserved every bit of it. He makes his way to the living room to wake her up, something he really didn’t enjoy doing. His hands also slowly ran up and down her back, pressing a kiss to her shoulder blade, “Babyyy..” he sang softly.
Her eyes fluttered open as she felt him press another kiss to her skin, this time to her crook of her neck and she hummed in response.
“Time to get up, darling.” he says warmly, “I made you breakfast.”
“Bacon?” she all but mumbles.
He chuckles, “Yes, there’s bacon, hun. Now come on before it gets cold.”
She sits up, wiping her eyes as she yawns obnoxiously loud. Mark helps walk her to the dining room, pulling her chair out for her. “Such a gentleman.” she giggles as she sits.
“Only for you.” he winks before he walks to the kitchen to grab the plates he had made for the two of them, “Hope you’re hungry.” he said as he placed one of the plates in front of her and the other on front of his seat, “You want apple juice, love?”
She nodded quickly in response and she began eating her food. He had made everything she liked, just the way she liked it, eggs fried with no yolk, bacon a bit crispy and toast the perfect golden brown. He placed a cup near her plate as he finally sat down to eat with her, “I have the car all packed and ready, Jenson and Nando are getting there together, Seb said he’d be a bit late but he’ll be there.”
Her brows furrowed, “Seb? Late? Impossible.”
“Apparently he woke up late.” he shrugged, “Knowing him he’ll probably find some way of getting there quicker.”
(11:24 a.m.)
Mark was right.
Sebastian managed to get there before everyone, sitting under a tree as he waited for the others to arrive.
He made his way to Mark’s car to help upload as Chloe searched for the perfect spot. Jenson and Fernando weren’t too far behind, pulling up a couple minutes after Mark set up the umbrella Chloe insisted he bring.
Chloe was in the middle of unpacking all the snacks and laying them out in a nice spread for everyone when Jenson put his hands around her eyes, “Guess who.” he sang.
She’d smile, “Judging by that stupid British accent I assume Jenson.” she’d spin around to be greeted by not only the Brit but also Fernando. She hugged them both before going back to sorting the snacks.
“So what’s the plan?” Jenson asked, sitting on one of the blankets laid out on the sand.
“Well I don’t know about you guys but I’m drawing for a bit.” Chloe spoke, sitting in one of the deck chairs Mark had packed, gathering her sketchbook and art supplies from her backpack.
Fernando chuckled as he sat next to Jenson, “You’re always drawing, cariño.”
She shrugged, “And you guys are always racing so what’s the problem?”
Jenson laughed, “Cheeky little thing today, are we?”
Chloe smiled widely, “Always.”
Mark and Seb had just got done unpacking everything, walking back over to the group, sitting on the other blanket next to the deck chair. “Glad you guys are enjoying yourselves.” Mark grumbled, laying down on the blanket, attempting to stretch his back.
(1:43 p.m.)
The sun hung high in the clear blue sky, casting golden rays on the pale sand below. Waves crashing against the shore, creating soothing sounds for the group’s adventures. Birds flying overhead, cawing at each other.
Jenson was closest to the water’s edge, engrossed in an intense game of beach volleyball with Mark, diving to save the ball, sending it soaring back over the net with triumphant smile as it smacked the sand, causing Mark to yell out a string of curses.
Chloe stayed in the deck chair under the shade of the umbrella, her sketchbook balanced on her knees as she captured the scene before her in swift, confident pencil strokes, the page slowly filling with a lively depiction of their beach day.
Fernando had moved to sit on the blanket closest to Chloe, intently watching the volleyball game, occasionally stealing glances at Chloe’s work.
A little further down the beach was Sebastian, crouched down peering into a pool crowded with tiny crabs and colourful sea anemones. He called out to the others, excitement in his voice as he discovered a vibrant starfish clinging to a rock.
As the day wore on, the friends came together for a break. Mark and Jenson collapsing onto the sand, breathless from their game. Fernando moving up to sit behind Chloe on the deck chair, Chloe putting her sketchbook back into her bag. Seb joined them, cradling his starfish discovery in a small bucket of water.
“Look what I found.” She said, holding the bucket up for everyone to see.
Chloe leaned in, her eyes sparkling with curiosity. “Woahhh, it’s so pretty, Seb. You always find the coolest stuff.”
Jenson grinned, wiping sweat from his forehead. “Anyone up for a swim?”
Mark nodded, already getting up his feet, “You know it!”
Chloe beamed, “Can we play mermaids?”
Mark, Seb and Fernando all yelled ‘yes!’ in sync and the group erupted with laughter.
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thank you for reading, darlings ! remember to like and reblog ! i’ll give u a smooch if u do, luv u all !
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pyssball · 10 months ago
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I just learned the last conversation Sebastian had with Michael was telling him he was going to be a father
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me genuinely celebrating
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danica patrick was just fired from skysports who cheered (me)
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pyssball · 10 months ago
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cold rush .ᐟ sebastian vettel
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a/n: first instalment of the series, im so excited ! starting with seb bc hes my absolute fav. this bit takes place back in 2023 solely bc i want this to align with seb actually being in Sweden for an actual, not made up reason. i hope you guys like it 🫶🏻
word count: 1.3k
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January 20, 2023
Three hours after she responded to his text, Sebastian started planning the date.
Sure he had a week’s time in between now and then but he enjoys having everything they could possibly want or need ready for use when they need it.
He and Jenson sat on the patio of Seb’s home, sipping alcoholic drinks, “So I was thinking about snowboarding.”
As soon as the word ‘snow’ left Sebastian’s lips, Jenson shook his head, covering his mouth his the back of his hand, “She gets cold way too easy.” he spoke, “Plus you know Mark will give you hell for taking her out in cold weather.”
Sebastian thought for a moment before shrugging a reply, “He’ll get over it, I’ll just tell her to bring extra layers.”
Jenson chuckled, finishing off his glass, “Yeah, like she doesn’t pack enough already. Took her to Greece for a week and she brought like thirty-five outfits. And not to mention she’s hard-headed, she’ll wear two coats and make you carry a third while you guys are there”
“Doesn’t hurt to have options.” the German joked before taking a rather large swig of his drink.
“Sounds like you two are perfect for each other then.” Jenson swatted at Sebastian’s arm playfully before rubbing the palms of his hands into his thighs and standing up, “I think I should get going mate, you have fun planning and uh, carrying extra coats around” the Brit winked as he finished the statement.
He and Sebastian shared a hug and a few more laughs before he left, Sebastian cleaned up the liquor and beer bottles before snuggling into bed, searching on his phone for snowboarding lodges.
January 27, 2023 (4:32 p.m)
Chloe woke up just before the plane landed, she peeked out the window to see snowy mountains and a pink and orange sunset. As she got off the plane and went through customs all she could think about was Sebastian. She hadn’t seen him since his retirement party and this was the first time since then that their schedules have lined up. She walked to the entrance, looking for Seb’s car, his face, his hair, something.
“Come on, Seb, where are you?” she mumbled under her breath, she heard a chuckle from behind before she whipped around to see Seb standing behind her, grinning ear to ear, with a bouquet of daisies.
Her eyes went wide with excitement and surprise when she saw him, “Sebby!” she shrieked, immediately pulling the man into a hug and squeezing him tight. Seb chuckled and hugged her back equally as tight, “Hi, schatz. I missed you so much.” he said as they swayed back and forth still embracing one another.
Chloe pulled away from the hug, grabbing his face and pressing a kiss to his lips, “I missed you too, you have no idea.”
Seb gestured the flowers towards her as they walked to the car, not getting the reaction he hoped to get from them, “Oh my goodness, Seb, they’re beautiful.”
He smiled as she sniffed one of the flowers, “Smell good, I hope?” he joked.
She nodded, “Home now, I’ve been in these clothes for a day in a half, I need to shower.”
“That and we need to rest for snowboarding tomorrow.” he glanced over to her to see her reaction
Chloe stopped in her tracks, “Snowboarding?” she looked at him as if he had three heads.
He chuckled at her expression, “Yes, snowboarding, it’s part of our big date.” he winked.
She giggles as they reach the car, Seb reaching around to open the passenger door, “I thought Mark said no more activities in the snow after I rammed that sleigh into the barn?”
Seb shrugs at the question, “Good thing Mark isn’t here then, huh?” he places his hand on her thigh as he gets into the car, settling into his seat.
January 30, 2023 (8:36 a.m.)
The feeling of cold air hit her arm before the fact that Seb wasn’t in the bed with her did.
She sat up, moving her messy brown hair from her face, shivering as more of her skin was exposed to the cold Swedish air. She made a few noises of pain as she stretched her arms and back before whispering to herself, “Sebby..”
Seb peeked his head from around the bathroom door frame, his hair was wet, “Good morning, liebe.” he said softly, “I just took a little ice bath outside, sorry if the noises woke you up.”
She blinked at him, “An icebath? Since when do you take ice baths?” she giggled at the thought of one of Seb’s former team or teammate convincing him take one in the first place.
“Charles told me to try it” he shrugged, “You should try it, helps with moodiness.” he winked before going into the kitchen to start preparing breakfast.
Chloe, left gobsmacked about the comment, follows him in an overshirt t-shirt and a pair of boxers, “You did not.”
“I did and I apologize.” he turns to her to press a kiss to her cheek, smiling as he did so.
“Maybe I forgive you.” she smirks, looking up at him while wrapping her arms around his neck.
He smirked, reaching behind himself to reveal a bowl of strawberries, pushing it into her hands, “How about now?”
Her face lit up as she grabbed the bowl from him, nodding frantically. He looked lovestruck for a moment, he just starred at her, admiring her cuteness.
He caught himself when he nearly leaned in to kiss her, he cleared his throat and rubbed his hands together, “Now hurry and eat that so you can get ready to leave for snowboarding!”
She did a tiny hop before making a squeal like sound, “I forgot that was today!” she quickly finished the strawberry she had in her hand and shoved the bowl back into Seb’s hands.
She ran to the bathroom, locking the door behind her, a couple seconds later the shower could be heard running. The suddenness of her actions made Seb laugh to himself as he finished the strawberries.
(1:47 p.m.)
After 4 hours of pure goofiness in the snow, the pair decided it was time to head back home and get ready for the dinner reservations Sebastian had made the week prior.
“That was so fun!” Chloe giggled as she placed a light kiss on the German’s cheek as they walked to the car after their outing.
“Even though you complained about being cold the entire time?” Seb teased as he opened the passenger door, putting his hand on the small of her back as she got in.
Chloe rolled her eyes at the comment, pulling her coat tightly around her, “Not my fault you decided to take me to one of the coldest places known to man.” she spat back.
“Well you can’t say you didn’t enjoy it, you just admitted it was fun.” he chuckled. Seb’s hand ended up resting on her inner thigh once he started driving, looking at her at every stop light or sign as she rambled on about her job.
He starts admiring the way her skin glows in the sun, how she talk with her hands, the facial expressions she makes while impersonating other people in her stories, how her Scottish accent gets thicker as she talks more.
He completely understands all the comments he sees on posts about her talking about how beautiful and funny and smart she is. He had never really thought about how much he liked her until now, her company was the best possible thing for him.
He wanted nothing more than to make her happy, to make her feel loved, to take her places she’s never been, to experience new things with her and now that they both finally had some down time, they were definitely going to make the most of it.
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pyssball · 10 months ago
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from enemies
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pyssball · 10 months ago
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PYƧƧBΛLL’Ƨ ƬΛGLIƧƬ ⛧
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hii darlings ! i’ll try to keep this short but i wanted to make a taglist to get a feel for who wants to be tagged in the series im working on now !
feel free to comment or message me if u’d like to be tagged ! if u’d like to only be tagged in chapters/fics that involve a certain driver that’s fine just specify which one. i’m currently only writing for seb,jenson,mark, and nando unless i get some requests.
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luv u all !
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pyssball · 10 months ago
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PYƧƧBΛLL’Ƨ MΛƧƬΣЯLIƧƬ ⛧
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key . . . (f) fluff ; (s) smut ; (m) mature/mention of sex/drugs/alcohol ; (a) angst ; (h/c) hurt/comfort
all starred (*) works are apart of the all four angles series and can be read by itself
ЩӨЯKƧ—
sebastian vettel
cold rush*
jammed*
beat him at his own game*
mark webber
divine lovin*
pink balls*
jenson button
spoiled pink* pt.1 & pt.2
fernando alonso
special guest* pt.1 & pt.2
we match*
poly x reader
beaching for life*
call me when you land*
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all four angles . ƧΣЯIΣƧ MΛƧƬΣЯLIƧƬ
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female OC x f1 dilfs (seb,jenson,mark,nando)
this series is 18+ mdni.
please read warnings for each part!
cold rush
beaching for life
spoiled pink pt.1
spoiled pink pt.2
divine lovin
pink balls
special guest pt.1
special guest pt.2
jammed
beat him at his own game
we match
call me when you land
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