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Okay grandma go back to bed

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People don't "use" me. They settle down with me to do real science.

The only people who ever use you are pasty nerds in college. The same people who use your mom.

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I'm young and I'm hip. I had filler and Botox done (python 3) and I'm reading to fucking take this town.

Call me anything other than hip and spry and I'll show you the real pain a coding language can induce. Bitch.

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her if/then pussy got me making a statement

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System.out.println("oooo look at me oooo I'm java oooo it takes me 28373662737 characters of useless characters to write the most basic fucking functionality of code. Ooooo look at me I'm leashed to mommy Oracle and everything sucks because of it. Oooo look at me I have no real world applications beyond teaching children class structures and making a game about cubes, and that game about cubes is even trying to abandon me")

If I wanted to perform useless finger strokes, I'd stop wasting them on typing java and start wasting them on your dad

Opinions on Bython, Python with braces? It's a preprocessor that translates curly braces into whitespace.

https://pypi.org/project/Bython/

Or just properly indent your fucking code you godless piece of shit

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Mutuals do this

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Exactly, all improvements have their elderly progenitors

Rules:

Python is the best language for real people (aka people who are not designated software devs)

This blog is a consolidation of all my rage. Main blog is a totally-mysterious grad student biologist tgirl who does bioinformatics. If you want politeness, go there.

Science has found NO NEED for AI more advanced than scikit-learn

The best IDE is the built in Ubuntu text editor

Prep for a day of computational research with a refreshing shower coffee

If you use C or it's variants I'm throwing you out of a bus window

If you use R.... I'm so sorry

If you use Java..... Who hurt you?

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Just go back to fortran

And should I etch my code into a clay tablet as well, boomer?

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Yeah cuz I'm melting my CPU with my shitty code

Opinions on Bython, Python with braces? It's a preprocessor that translates curly braces into whitespace.

https://pypi.org/project/Bython/

Or just properly indent your fucking code you godless piece of shit

[python-official]

Rules:

Python is the best language for real people (aka people who are not designated software devs)

This blog is a consolidation of all my rage. Main blog is a totally-mysterious grad student biologist tgirl who does bioinformatics. If you want politeness, go there.

Science has found NO NEED for AI more advanced than scikit-learn

The best IDE is the built in Ubuntu text editor

Prep for a day of computational research with a refreshing shower coffee

If you use C or it's variants I'm throwing you out of a bus window

If you use R.... I'm so sorry

If you use Java..... Who hurt you?

[python-official]

Opinions on Bython, Python with braces? It's a preprocessor that translates curly braces into whitespace.

https://pypi.org/project/Bython/

Or just properly indent your fucking code you godless piece of shit

[python-official]

Found this on Reddit and need to share my pain

This is why I'm at a weird state of programmer but not programmer. I need to know code to understand and adjust and fix so many of the tools I use, but fundamentally I'm not doing anything algorithmically different than what's done before.

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It's your responsibility to check if your variables are the right type. Fuck you. Trying to parse text to numbers? Convert that shit to float 30 times. Slut. I own you.

@rust-official @python-official

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Sometimes a programming language just needs to be told she's beautiful

Forcing girls to take compliments is really fun. And I mean like

“I think you’re really pretty.”

“Thank you…”

“Say it.”

*whispering* “I’m pretty”

“Louder”

*under her breath* “I’m pretty”

“Full voice”

“I’m pretty.”

“Higher”

Etc.

Just like… the way she melted was so cute and it kind of got a lil hypno-y? Afterward she was like “maybe I do want you to hypnotize me.”

Which damn I really want to do now. I just dunno how to do it intentionally.

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im sorry mom dont send me to my room

Am I the only programming language gimmick blog? I haven't seen any others and my brief attempts at looking haven't turned up anything.

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Disregard the errant posting in this account, the dipshit sleepy tshirt grad student who made this account has ADHD and is apparently too dumb to reblog to the right account