Just a dude who worked in IT, goes to conventions, and does random crap in the meantime.
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peko scribbles
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mychart loves to send you eight emails that you need to use 2 factor authentication to view in the webapp that say like "You went to the doctor Today."
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a small em helps you put together a keyboard
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The Big Burger isn't big enough for this snake.
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tfw you get very comfortable with your tiny friend to the point you can make deprecating jokes about their size but gets way too used to it and then you're mean to them in front of your other tiny friend who you're not very close with yet and now you just sound like a horrible person
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Literally the cutest thing ever.
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so here's what I've now done to make the internet usable as a person living in the UK without handing my ID and/or facial scans over to random third parties:
signed up for a ProtonVPN account
set up a tunnel from my router to a ProtonVPN server in Sweden
written a python script to query DNS servers for social media domains every 15 minutes and collate the results into a list of IP address ranges
created routing and firewall policies to block connections to those IP ranges on my normal connection and send them through the VPN tunnel instead
set up a second, personal VPN so I can make my mobile devices connect to the internet through my home network even when I'm not at home
now it's time to open source this whole thing so others can enjoy using the internet the same way they did three weeks ago
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If you're driving for Cadillac and I'm driving for Cadillac which one of us is going to play second fiddle to a world champion to the detriment of our advancement 🤔
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“the algorithm only shows us _____” so stop looking at the algorithm. you don't need it. go to a thrift store and flip through some magazines from the 1980s. go read a random book that’s no longer in print on the internet archive. go to a museum and walk around until you see an artwork you don’t recognize. go get a cookbook from the library and make a recipe you've never tried. go listen to the radio. go talk to people in real life. go write a poem or a song and don't show anybody. go take a walk. you are not confined to your online content feed. you never have been!!!!!!!
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an artist creating fanart of their transfem headcanon is probably not doing so to invite discussion of how much you prefer a different headcanon in the replies or tags. i think that is a pretty safe assumption you can make.
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Giant Snake GIrl encounters a strange creature.
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I think "they don't even have X" is one of those memes that's actually funnier in its original context than in anything that's been done with it subsequently. Like, in its original context, this is a joke about a man who has lived his entire adult life alone in a swamp cold-reading the atmosphere of a corporate workplace and deciding that appealing to the receptionist's sense of working-class solidarity is going to get him in the door, and it fucking works.
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if you’re a baby trans and you haven’t started smoking cigarettes or vaping yet don’t. it’s actually not that hot or interesting. It will just cause you ungodly frustrations and suffering and cost you a bunch of money and be next to impossible to quit
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I really think we should stop saying "kid-friendly" and start saying "ad-friendly". We shouldn't indulge these companies and their excuses anymore. I also think that continuing to pretend that this is about "protecting the children" pushes a lot of the blame onto kids and teens, who don't have the political power to push through any of this censorship legislature. Corporations and governments are to blame.
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i go to the ytp bar and order the usual. the bartender sets a Snoopingas in front of me. i pick it up, raise it to my lips, and set it back down, repeating all of this while gradually accelerating until i have finished the drink. my favorite way to spend a frirfday evenineve
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Big shrine maiden and a tiny magician.
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hi fun fact! i'm actually That Guy (username) who sent you the nascar package in the shrinemaiden secret santa years ago. stumbled across you here and thought it'd be cool to reconnect (but also save the reconnecting until it felt less weird in the timeframe)

Oh, this one I've still got on display? Hey, that's a plenty fun fact! Nothing weird about it, it's excellent to hear from you again! Those were good times for sure, and I learned to love a lot of new stuff from being part of that. It's kinda wild that we both ended up in the same orbit over something else entirely in the time since, and I'm very glad you let me know 'cuz I wouldn't have guessed otherwise! (Probably convenient that I just, like, never change my username here.) In any case, long story short; thank you for thinking of me then, and good to see you again now!
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