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the real secret to voice training is offering a virgin lamb upon an altar and letting its blood in the name of a dark and malign god

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had a dream i was a serial killer and my name was the beanland bobbler

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new profile picture

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waow

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jongling my jimmies

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minecraft gender dragon woke

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why even give rolly pollies any other name. they are whimsical little guys and should be referred to as such

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journaling is very cool would recommend

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i know this please help me

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wizard with a mighty goblet emblazoned with the sigils denoting "don't talk to me until ive had my morning incantation"

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how it feels to walk of the bus eithout saying thank you

the world is yours

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just made the most beautiful thing i've ever seen

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cinema

They’ll never do a Hitman level set in a Furry Convention because gamers would absolutely ruin it but imagine. like the target isn’t a furry he just owns a hotel that happens to have one every year but you can disguise yourself in a fursuit and some guy will ask you “what species is your sona” and 47 would be like “a wolf. i always felt a connection with…hunters.” and then diana would be like “let’s see if you can sniff out some information, furrty-seven” and then he comes to my house and kills me for writing this

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i kinda feel bad about using social media sometimes. like why should i be using the magical hellbox to give everyone my life story and/or deepest trauma and/or marketable data. but at the same time i like the little people and funny pictures on my formatted pixel array. just a thought

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Okay so Victorian erotica is literally the most heinous, morally bankrupt, horrific shit I've ever read - but I've read a fair bit, partly from historical interest but also because a while back I helped a friend with a university project she was doing about censorship and pornography in 19th century England.

Anyway I need to share with you all the most hilarious line that has ever been written, circa 1887:

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born to be yum, forced to be bleh

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gwah