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Sound on if you guys wanna know what a little King Vulture sounds like 👀

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"what's your dream job??" Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don't have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world's specialist little princess

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Has this been done yet?

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mr president there appears to be some dark souls 3 type shit happening in the northeast

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autistic people of a particular flavour will master the art of expressing mundane sentiment in amusing ways because their most successful jokes as children were primarily accidental. and when you realise you have that spark of a weirdo it's just a matter of intentionality and comic linguistic optimisation to make yourself a regular sayer of things in funny ways.

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its so fun that T comes in little vials and it changes your appearance. its like a magic potion except you dont drink it

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when internet people are like “i love gothic literature but i hate anything that discusses incest, sexual violence, oppression, misogyny, abuse, torture, gore, murder, or death”

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The first rule of violent trench warfare is to have fun and be yourself

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Ancient peoples were day drinking like 24/7

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Specify in the tags please what species or breed of animal you would choose as a witches familiar if the most obvious were off the table

Let's have fun with this

For example for me it would be a great white shark

Also yes men you can interact with this poll too

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Pls reblog so more ppl can vote :)

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I’ve seen enough “vriska did nothing wrong” memes to understand that she is, as the kids say, some sort of problematic fave, a morally ambiguous character, but the tone of those posts always led me to be believe her transgressions must have been reasonably minor, like she was just a major asshole, or maybe did cause substantial harm, but inadvertently,

But I’ve now come to understand that she just straight up murdered a bunch of innocent people?

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question for any entomologists out there: if bumblebees were of a comparable size to, say, a kitten, would they enjoy resting in my lap while i gently comb their fuzz with a barbie brush? i know that i would enjoy that but i hope they would as well.

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People like to talk about "wholesome" art like it's the antithesis of sexually explicit media, but to be frank, some of the most genuinely wholesome and emotionally upliftng art I've ever seen has been art where somebody has their dick out.

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dnis are evitonmental storytelling because you can instantly imagine the incomprehensible hellscape someone is trapped in if they have a dni that's like dni if you:

think irish people can't be pan

are an apologist for season 2 scrunklepus or the knights of glop

hunt and kill people for sport

play frunko's quest

think movies always have to be slimy

think it's okay for welsh people to cosplay flugson

don't tag bibbles or togs

think that dutch and samoan are the same nationality

use the z-slur

participated in the srebenica massacre

are mutuals with steve

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TIL astronaut Jack Schmidt discovered he was allergic to moon dust, which is a thing millions of other people have probably gone their whole lives never knowing.