fuck pronouns im a toaster / Pls send me asks I love answering those / CAN I GET A ":3'?!?
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please direct your attention to this carefully edited photograph (╭ರ_•́)
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And give Elon Musk indigestion
Reblog to give a transphobe indigestion.
*gurlegurgle*
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Can you do something for me, please?
I want you to reblog this if you believe that two people can be very close and physically affectionate with one another, but still have a completely nonsexual, non-romantic relationship.
Even if the two people in question are capable of being sexually or romantically attracted to one another.
Because the friendship I share with someone I consider family in a way that transcends blood has been typecast as a romantic relationship ENTIRELY too many times, and I’m beginning to get sick of it.
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This made me almost drop my computer
i hate this stupid fucking video my girlfriend keeps playing it when we’re sharing comfortable moments of silence and it’s ruined by this stupid fucking orange slut getting water boarded by toothpaste
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(I will boop everyone who reblogs this post, for the record 💖)
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I HEREBY DECLARE EVERY DAY FRIDAY AND FRIDAY FRED THE RULER OF ALL CREATION
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Mike Tyson's severed head
guys lets make a sandwich ill start
bread
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