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Another woman utterly failed by our society’s devaluation of women’s reproductive health. We can’t wait around for male doctors to decide what we need to know. This is why we need to take control and educate ourselves about our own bodies.

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i’m losing my fucking mind (x)

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When Chaol Gets Back

Chaol: Wait, so you're telling me

Manon and the Thirteen: *smirking*

Chaol: That we are allied with witches

Ansel: *playing with a dagger*

Chaol: That we control Melisande's fleet and are working with the Queen of the Wastes

Silent Assassins: *training*

Chaol: That we have 200 legendary assassins at our disposal

Galan: *talking with his men*

Chaol: That Wendlyn is finally making themselves useful

Rolfe: *glowering at everyone*

Chaol: We have the legendary Mycenians fighting with us

Lysandra: *is Aelin*

Chaol: That freaking MAUVE kidnapped Aelin and Lysandra is playing Queen until we can rescue her so she can die for us all

Rowan: *is basically King*

Chaol: That Aelin actually married him

Dorian: *pocketing two Wyrd Keys*

Chaol: That we have possession of two Wyrd Keys

Chaol:

Everyone:

Chaol:

Chaol: I need a drink

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Nessian

Nesta:*is reading*

Cassian: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Nesta:

Cassian:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Nesta:

Cassian: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Nesta: for fucks sake Cassian what do you want.

Cassian: You asked for a tour around Velaris once you're done reading so now I'm waiting.

Nesta: fuckin cunt

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Azriel: I am a strong, lethal fae warrior and no one can get past my defenses that I've spent years-

Elain: hi

Azriel: *tears up* oh my god how cute

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Literally ACOTAR

Court of Nightmares: Rhysand is the worst

All the high lords: Rhysand is the worst

Entire fucking world: RhYSAND IS THE WORST

Feyre:

Feyre:

Feyre: HAVE YOU EVEN MET TAMLIN???

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Tag

Mor: Guys, where’s Rhys and Amren? They were supposed to be here already.

Cassian: I dunno. Feyre can you try to communicate to Rhys through the bond?

Feyre: Sure just give me a sec-

Rhys: *Runs into the room screeching while being chased by Amren*

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When writing your contract, Satan misspelled his own name, causing you to sell your soul to Santa

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Rhys said, “We will walk onto that field and only accept Death when it comes to haul us away to the Otherworld. We will fight for life, for survival, for our futures. But if it is decided by that tapestry of Fate or the Cauldron or the Mother that we do not walk off that field today …” His chin lifted.

“The great joy and honor of my life has been to know you. To call you my family. And I am grateful—more than I can possibly say—that I was given this time with you all.”

He said down the bond, “I would have waited five hundred more years for you. A thousand years. And if this was all the time we were allowed to have … The wait was worth it.”

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Some Favourite Parts of ACOWAR

*WARNING, ACOWAR SPOILERS SO LIKE STOP READING THIS POST IF YOU HAVEN’T READ ACOWAR YET*

(duh)

ALSO LIKE I SWEAR A LOT SO IF YOU DON’T LIKE THAT YOU’VE BEEN WARNED

1. When Feyre takes that moment of greatness from Ianthe with the light thing and Ianthe is just left there.

2. When Feyre shatters that bitch Ianthe’s hand.

3.When Feyre shreds those two Hybern twins after they dared underestimate her abilities.

4.When Feyre has that awesome ‘I am High Lady of the Night Court scene’ and those asshole brothers don’t know what hit them

5. When Feyre and Rhysand see each other again *sigh*

6. The bath scene, and what follows

7. When Feyre realizes that the bone carver is showing her what her and Rhys’s son will look like and then she shows Rhys.

8. Nessian

9. The sweet saved priestesses in the library.

10. How sweet little Bryaxis was offered freedom, but all he wanted was a window and some company.

11. PoC characters that weren’t given a small roll or just killed off.

12. GAY AND BISEXUAL HIGH LORDS

13. VIVIANE

14. Viviane and Mor’s friendship

15. How Amren is literally the bogeyman of Prythian

16. When Feyre fuckin slayed in the starfall gown and crown.

17. When the Court of Nightmares had to bow before their High Lady.

18. When Nesta agreed to come with them to meet with the High Lords

19. When everyone was placing bets on how long it would take for a fight to erupt and frickity frackin snickity snackin Helion says OUT LOUD that he won a bet.

20. When Mor is revealed as bi with a preference for females like yes you go girl.

21. When Elain is embarassed by the revealing clothes they wear for battle and Viviane comes to the rescue.

22. When Nesta saves Cassian’s life

23. When Amren destroys the entirety of Hybern’s army all by herself.

24. When Amren is pulled out of the cauldron

25. When none of the inner circle die/stay dead.

26. When Rhys is brought back exactly the same way Feyre was back in ACOTAR

27. When Lucien is literally the only fae with a last name

28. When their father redeems himself and finds an entire army to fight for his daughters.

29. When Feyre is the best possible person she could be and sends Tamlin the letter saying she hopes he finds love.

30. When Rhys shuts Tamlin up because he won’t shut his pie hole.

31. HELION MOTHER FUCKING SPELL CLEAVER

32. When it was revealed that Helion was Lucien’s father

33. When that bitch Ianthe was finally torn apart and eaten by the Weaver.

34. THE NESSIAN KISS

35. The little thing blooming between Elaine and Lucien

36. When Nesta used her power and showed everyone what a badass she is.

37. When Elain STABBED THE KING OF HYBERN

38. When the suriel told Feyre to leave the world a better place than she found it and what was left of my soul shattered and left my body (i would like to clarify that i do not consider the suriel’s death a good thing, in fact, i am planning to burn certain pages of ACOWAR so it doesn’t happen. it’s just this bit was so meaningful and really touched me)

39. When Viviane said “Why can’t I be a High Lady?”

40. When Varian and Amren just start making out in front of everyone

41. Amren’s true form

42. Rhys and Feyre flying off into the sunset

43. Nesta saving Cassian’s life

44. Nesta FUCKING KILLING THE KING OF HYBERN

there are many more but this is all that comes to the top of my mind right now. also i know this is not in order but oh well

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Nesta with Elain

vs. Nesta with Cassian

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The Retort I Was Waiting For

Tamlin: When you fuck her, have you ever noticed that little noise she makes right before she climaxes?

Feyre: With Rhys, it’s not little.

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Somewhere near the end of ACOWAR

Feyre: You Lied!

Amren: sorry

Feyre: Wait. Since when did you start apologizing to people.

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Me when Feyre found out that Lucien is Helion's son

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Literally Elain in ACOWAR

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After Rowan Saves Aelin from Maeve

Rowan: You could have died if it wasn't for me.

Aelin: I'm always on the verge of dying wdym.

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Me flirting

Dude: Hey!

Me: Hello

Dude: So, What do you looks for in a guy? ;)

Me: I like guys with big wings

Dude: ok...