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Do You Love The Colour Of The Sky? 

Do You Know The History Of The Dream SMP? 

(speedpaint) 

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Bad knows about those memes with posts characters would make

He's getting way to comfortable with Tumblr, we should hit him with bricks

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Jaiden: How did you guys even find out that, um... Chayanne's admin plays Cucurucho? [Reading chat] Ohhh, accidentally played the soundboard as Chayanne? That's hilarious actually. I wanna see the clip of Phil reacting to that.

Jaiden: I love– I love the way that Phil laughs, it's just such a hearty, genuine laugh. The few times that I've made him laugh, I've felt really good about myself! [Embarrassed laugh] Because he makes me feel much funnier than I am, you know?

Jaiden talks about silly QSMP moments and laughter. 💜

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Jaiden: How did you guys even find out that, um... Chayanne's admin plays Cucurucho? Did they just tell- tell Phil? Did- were they just hangin' out? [Reading chat] "The same username"? Ohhh. [Reading chat] "It was a mistake"? ...Wait, what was the mistake? What do you mean "it was an accident"?

Jaiden: Ohhh, accidentally played the soundboard [Laughs] as Chayanne? That's hilarious actually. [Laughs] What di- what did he say, was he just like, "Ha ha ha"? [Laughs]

[Old clip of Bad, Fit, and the Eggs] Bad: –have one of the things I'm looking for. Chayanne: [Cucurucho voice] HA HA HA Bad: What was that? Fit: You heard that too, right? Chayanne: [Cucurucho voice] NO Bad: ...What the fudge was that. Fit: Wait–

Jaiden: [Reading chat] "He said 'no'" [Laughs] That's so funny. [Laughs] I wanna see the clip of Phil reacting to that. I love– I love the way that Phil laughs, it's just such a hearty, genuine laugh.

[Clip of Phil laughing]

Jaiden: The few times that I've made him laugh, I've felt really good about myself! [Embarrassed laugh] Because he makes me feel much funnier than I am, you know?

[Old clip of Phil and Jaiden] Jaiden: Oh, that's awesome! And then it– [She gets snagged by the machine] Jaiden: Oh– Ahh! Phil: Be careful! Jaiden: AAAAAᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃ — [Her screams fade as she's dragged away] Phil: [Laughs] There she goes! [Hits his desk and laughs]

[Another old clip plays] Jaiden: [Singing along to "It's Been So Long" from FNAF] It's been so long, since I've last seen my– Phil: What is happening? [Laughs, then laughs more seeing Jaiden's mask] PFTTT– [Laughs] Jaiden: [Laughing] Phil: Jesus Christ–

Jaiden: It's just like, such a good laugh! I wish I had a– a like, more-hearty laugh. You know? You know what I'm talking about? My laugh is kinda like... Uh, you know how you guys compare Foolish's laugh to like, the... window cleaner? Like a– [Squeaky window-cleaning sound]

[Short clip of Foolish covering his face with one hand and making the squeaky laugh he's known for, slapping the arm of his chair as he keeps laughing]

Jaiden: I can't do it– [Laughs] It doesn't sound like that. I think mine is like... Because like, I do like, "Hee hee hee!" and I also like, breathe in, like– [Squeaky sound] You know? So I think– My laugh kinda just sounds like... Like, after you spray the window, and you're like, cleaning it. Like, wiping it down with a cloth. You know? That's what my laugh sounds like. I wish it was more of like a, "Ha ha ha."

[Short clip of Cucurucho saying "HA HA HA"]

Jaiden: But, I mean, I'm not complaining. I don't think– I don't think "laugh anxiety" is something that I wanna– is not a path I would really wanna go down. [Quiet laugh] It's like- sometimes, you just gotta pick your battles. [Laughs]

Jaiden: [Reading chat] "You have a good laugh" Thank you. [Quiet laugh]

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Some people’s reaction(s) to Slimecicle glitching on the QSMP 💀

These glitches are so fucking, he just pulls them so randomly and it never fails to make me laugh

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Me and the bf ❤️❤️❤️😘😘🥰 don’t let haters get to you

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misclick duo irl holy shit

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RISE RISE RIISEEE

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WHAT IN THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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Foolish got reminded of the forgetting Bad bit, and still wants to continue it for longer XD

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Fit: [Reading chat] "Fit, did you see the T-shirt?" Yeah, I saw the T-shirt! I- I wanna get like, the Pac variety. If someone makes a Pac variety of that shirt, I will buy it. [Reading chat] It already exists?! Link– Mods, in the Discord, link me that sht, if you can find it. Or someone on Twitter, @ me, I wanna see where's this Pac shirt.

Fit: [Seeing the Pac shirt] Ohhh, oh of course. Of course. From Minas Gerais, of course it would be. I'll– yeah yeah, I'm gonna look into that, I'm gonna look into that.

Fit: [Reading chat] "Roll up to Phil's house wearing that" No, bro– me showing up to my sparring session with Tubbo wearing that! Yeah, this is, "This is my Brazilian boyfriend! Make sure to look at him while I'm beatin' your fcking ass. Yeah, you wanna be homophobic now? 😤🏳️‍🌈 Huh? Huh?! It's hard to be homophobic when your jaw is fcking clicking!" [Clicks his tongue and mimes being punched in the jaw] No, it's– it'll be funny though, it'll be funny.

Fit: No, like I said– we're not– I'm not– Tubbo and I are not going full-force, it's a sparring session, it's just to help him train. We don't go full-force. So it's not like a real match. [Reads chat] Yeah, he might go full-force if I wear that! It's true, so I should, you know– It's like, well, I can't remember what– in– [Sighs] It's been so long, but that one boss in Dark Souls where like, if you kill his brother and you show up to the boss fight wearing his brother's armor set, he just goes into the second phase immediately 'cuz he's so pissed-off. I feel like that's what would happen if I showed up to the sparring match with Tubbo and I was wearing the Pac shirt. That's definitely what's gonna happen.

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Bad: I don’t know if it’s possible for me to get you your prizza… How do you spell prizza, Skeppy— I mean, Foolish?

Foolish: [yelling] WHAT?!

Bad: [through flustered laughter] Gosh darn it—

Foolish: WHAT?!? WHAT?!?! GO GET ME MY PRIZZA— YOU LEAVE RIGHT NOW, GO GET ME MY PIZZA, AND DON’T SAY ANOTHER WORD UNTIL I HAVE MY PRIZZA, OKAY? [his voice begins fading as Bad gets further away] DO I LOOK LIKE FUCKING SKEPPY TO YOU?!?!

Bad: [more flustered laughter as he paraglides away from Foolish]

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Realm Admins: [Put two eggs in Phil's inventory named "Chayanne" and "Tallulah" as a silly joke] 🤭🥚

Phil: They've reorganized my inventory and I hate them for it. NEVER REORGANIZE MY INVENTORY EVER AGAIN. Whoever did this, I'm going to murder you in block game. Never touch my inventory again!

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DID BADBOYHALO JUST MAKE A DON'T ASK DON'T TELL POLICY JOKE

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Based on something I saw on the chat while watching the special stream

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on one hand, worrying that codeflippa is saying she has to do tasks, but on the other, leaving a mysterious sign saying "SLAYYYY" at cellbit's castle is fucking hilarious