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House M.D. but it's when Wilson and House says each other's name

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Hey House, this is god

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House stealing Wilson's clothes (red sweater, grey hoodie, camouflage hat and tie, what's next his soul?)

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Unstoppable force (House’s gay jokes) vs immovable object (Wilson’s repression)

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wilson :)

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hi does anyone know that hilson fic where wilson keeps dreaming about house dying in those near death situations

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hands

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season 3 episode 7 "Son of Coma Guy"

season 8 episode 19 "The C-Word"

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2x02 "Autopsy" | 8x21 "Holding On"

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watson = dashing?? sherlock = silly??? its canon!!!!!!

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This 30 second clip explains House & Wilson's entire relationship, in this essay I will -

This one 30 second clip summarises House and Wilson's entire relationship/dynamic; let me explain.

House is doing something both immoral and illegal. Smoking indoors is illegal enough, let alone smoking INSIDE A DAMN HOSPITAL! Which is also immoral and unethical. It's also unprofessional, considering House is on duty. Seeing a patient/visitor lighting up could be put down to either ignorance of how bad that is, or them not caring. Seeing a doctor do it is something else! Not to mention the doubly immorality (and irony) or smoking in an ONCOLOGISTS office - ya know, with smoking being a major risk factor for developing cancer, and all that. (Also; ya know who knows that more then anybody? Wilson, the head oncologist. Just saying) Not to mention, burning money, which House is doing here, is also illegal. All these laws stand in New Jersey, where 'House M.D' is set, (yes I googled it. I'm English. I dunno much about the states).

So James, "head oncologist, known goody-two-shoes, Never Done A Thing Wrong In His Life" Wilson, sees his bestie breaking at least three laws, crossing several ethical and moral boundaries, and gives a feeble, "we can't smoke in here."

Notice: WE can't smoke. Not "you." Not "House you maniac, YOU can't smoke in here, put that out!" WE can't smoke. Even as Wilson says this, he KNOWS he's going to smoke with House. He's just giving this fake protest so that he can tell others, and, most importantly, himself, that he said something, that he TRIED to stop the loose canon that is House, but House is gonna House. Nobody is going to blame poor, innocent, easily-manipulated Wilson for being swept away and 'controlled' by the evil, dominating, controlling House. This is all bullshit and we know it, but that's what people THINK of Wilson. They think he's this sweet innocent little cutie pie who's caught up in the human tornado that is Gregory House. Wilson is an actor; he pretends to be this picture perfect person. He's the ultimate people pleaser who does what he thinks everybody wants him to do and be. He's got a golden reputation and the world's highest high horse that he refuses to climb down from. However, he and House both know that Wilson's little act is all bullshit. Wilson is often MORE of a freak then House himself. Wilson LIVES for the chaos, the rule breaking, the going-against the grain. House is like the humanised form of all of Wilson's inner desires. House says what he wants and does what he wants. Deep down, Wilson wants to be as wild as House, but he can't/won't let himself, so he's Silently Wild while House is Loudly Wild. They're both wild, adrenaline junkies who match each others freak SO damn hard. So Wilson's little 'we can't smoke in here' is equivalent to this:

Willy Wonka, famously, gives negative 10 billion shits right here, and that's obvious. He wants Mike TV to go use his equipment. But, to be able to say "he tried" to stop Mike, Wonka gives this deadpan yell. That's literally what Wilson is doing. If House was genuinely like, "oh damn, you right," and put the cigar out, Wilson would malfunction windows-shut-down-noise style and we all know it. He wants to join in, and he can't join in without House. Wilson would never start the cigar smoking or any other rule-breaking, because he doesn't want to be seen as the bad one, so he uses House as an scapegoat, an excuse to do whatever the fucks he wants.

Ya know, who knows all this better then anyone? House. Notice how House doesn't even react to Wilson's little fake protest. Anybody else would react in some way, a 'do you really want me to stop?' or 'we can go outside?' or 'you know you wanna join in.' Something. He just points out that they also can't get people into the clinic based on a petty bet, which is something Wilson did in this very episode. Wilson put a patient through the clinic to try to prove House wrong about something, with a £100 on the line. He's pointing out that Wilson is just as much of a rule breaker as he is. Also notice: before House says this, Wilson has already sat himself down beside House, and before House has even finished his point, Wilson has already stuck out his cigar for House to light on that same burning £100 bill. House doesn't even need to finish pointing out Wilson's fake hypocrisy before Wilson has started doing what he wanted to do all along; join in!

Then, in perfect synch, they cock their feet up on the table, kick back, relax, and take synchronised pleasurable puffs. House says, "well?" Well, is it good? Well, was it worth it? Well, how's your acting job tasting? And Wilson says, "disgustingly satisfying." It's disgustingly satisfying to break the rules, to indulge in this pure pleasure without worrying about anybody or anything else, the way House does. To say 'fuck it' to all laws, morality, ethics, reputation and rules. To just be, here, in this moment, having fun with his best friend/soulmate/husband.

This sums up their entire relationship. They're Loudly A Bastard (House) and Quietly A Bastard (Wilson), and this clip proves it. To anyone who says/believes that Wilson is this doe-eyed little Bambi, controlled by the big bad wolf that is House, I hope this proves that he's Hell On Wheels too!

Full clip: https://youtu.be/gfb3axuDtvk?list=PLVpMeJVI2LHul8_M2KfDifDobawxpakaP

Note/ SPOILER FOR EPISODE/clip:

Season 8 Episode 9 ''Better Half''

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As an Asexual, I don't approve of the implications this episode makes about Asexuality, but I can overlook that because House & Wilson are being hella gay. Plus, I just think of this as a Specific Case. Ok, so This Specific Patient isn't actually Ace, so what? I choose to not take that as a bash against actual Asexuals :) House hates everybody equally, after all 🤷‍♂😁

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Man also RIP Sir Arthur Conan Doyle you would've loved House MD

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Just started reading Sherlock Holmes and all the adaptations are wrong. This man is a delight. He gets excited about hemoglobin and is ecstatic at the thought of Watson as a roommate. He purposefully forgets how the solar system works so he has more room in his brain for crime. He shows Watson the dirt stains on his trousers and he can tell what part of London they come from based on color and consistency. (As far as i can tell Watson didn't ask, Sherlock just gets back from walks and tells Watson about the stains unprompted.) The text specifically says "Holmes was certainly not a difficult man to live with." Why does every adaptation make him unpleasant and rude, he's literally just eccentric. He's such a goober, I love him.

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i’m so SICK !!! of people acting like james wilson is this normal, put-together, morally superior little guy who just got tragically wrapped up in house’s disaster. you are under SPELLS people !!

he wants so badly to be seen as sane, kind, rational, the “good guy” who just happens to have a trainwreck of a best friend. he cultivates that image. he ENJOYS being perceived that way. but underneath it? it’s all manipulation and emotional dependency and judgment and control. and lies!! soso many lies!!

“house is straightforward, brilliant, and an ass. […] whereas you, on the other hand, have a perfect score. you are responsible, nice, human, and yet you’re house’s best friend. […] makes me think that you’re secretly a lot less nice than you seem.”

— cate milton (iirc), season 4 episode 11

and she’s?? so right?? wilson isn’t as nice as he wants people to believe. he isn’t better than house. he’s just better at hiding the damage. house is a bastard and he owns it. wilson smiles while setting fire to every relationship he’s in and then acts shocked when it burns down

also i’m never getting over the scene where he tells cameron that he cheated on (two of) his wives

“i met someone who. made me feel… funny. good. and i didn’t wanna let that feeling go.”

and like it’s so obvious that the someone is house LMFAO (the same guy he apparently hates)

and it tracks. it really does. because then you get wilson’s ex-wife — bonnie?? i think?? maybe?? — telling house, “i’m not saying you broke up the marriage, but you didn’t help.”

house is always there. because wilson lets him be there. because wilson chooses house. over and over again. and he doesn’t just choose him — he clings to him like he’s life support 😭

& for someone who constantly says “everybody lies��� — house is ASTONISHINGLY slow to realize that wilson lies to him all the time. sometimes he finds out by the end of the episode, but other times?? like the season 3 premiere when wilson hides the fact that house was right about a diagnosis just because he didn’t want him to get an ego boost or whatever?? wilson lets house believe he was wrong. and house genuinely believed him for the entirety of the episode 😭😭

“if we told you the truth — that you solved a case based on absolutely no medical proof — you’d think you were god. and i was worried your wings would melt” alright bud

don’t even get me started on how judgmental wilson is. always lecturing house about ethics and boundaries and morals while helping him break into someone’s home or steal a corpse. he’ll call house out, scold him, act like he’s better than him — and then do nothing to actually stop it. he enables him. he facilitates half the madness. he feeds the chaos while pretending to clean it up

what’s worse is he needs it. wilson is addicted to being needed. he doesn’t know how to exist without being someone’s emotional crutch.

it’s why he marries women who fall apart. it’s why he stays with house. and the kicker is that he does it all while maintaining this perfect image of the Nice Guy Doctor. the Professional. the Empath. when really. he’s just a guy who can’t be alone with himself for five seconds because he doesn’t like what’s under the surface

tl;dr: wilson is a serial cheater, emotional manipulator, pathological enabler, and deeply judgmental hypocrite who hides all that under a carefully crafted “nice guy” mask. he lies constantly (to house), cheats on his wives (probably with house emotionally if not literally), and uses his persona to control the narrative around him. house is honest about being a mess. wilson just hides it better. and that might actually make him worse lol ❤️

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is this his gay way of asking him out

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hey so uh was it casual when you were taking tender care of me at my ugliest and most grotesque, feeding me your last pills so i wouldn't feel pain even if you would. was it casual when i was begging you not to take me to the hospital so i could die in your arms instead. was it casual when i grabbed your shirt with all my energy and you ran your fingers through my hair as you made a promise you actually kept. was it casual when we walked back into work the next day like nothing happened and yet you made me laugh through the uncertainty. was any of this casual

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Wilson telling House, 'i need to put boundaries now because after my death, no one will enable you like I did, so you need to learn before I'm gone'

Wilson,, when you die, literally one second after that, he will shoot himself. Is Wilson undermining how much he means to House? House's hallucinations (basically him) tell him that the only things he cares about are puzzels & Wilson. And if Wilson's gone, the puzzels cannot satisfy him. Wilson, you are his reason for staying alive that long after the infarction.