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https://archiveofourown.org/works/1053528
Five sweeps after a powerful young psionic yellow-blood named Sollux Captor disappeared from his respiteblock, a certain violet-blood recruit boards the prestigious service of the Condesce's foremost battleship after taking out the )(eiress. That certain violet-blood proceeds to fuck everything up.
Alternate Universe - No Sgrub Session, Helmsman Sollux Captor, Hurt/Comfort, Brainwashing, Copious Computer Speak, Helmsman, Body Horror
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/902262
The Alternian empire keeps a large number of captive aliens as so-called "relievators" for its citizens to use. These serve an important function by giving the masses a safety valve for pent-up stress and frustration in an otherwise merciless and demanding society. Relievator use is physically pleasant and helps improve both mood, self confidence and general wellbeing. Everyone agrees on this.
There's absolutely nothing wrong with it. After all, they're just aliens, not actual people.
... Karkat would have been a lot happier if he could have seen it like that, too.
Non-Sgrub AU, sexual commodification of alien species, repeated rape, institutionalized dehumanization, ways in which the alternian empire is fucked up, Hurt/Comfort, karkat cares too much for his own good, Pale Romance | Moirallegiance, Gang Rape, Humiliation, Language Barrier
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/4722380
Karkat was certain that there was not a single more irritating being in the world than one Dave Strider.
But as much as Dave’s flippant dismissal of any complaint or accusation Karkat had made him want to tear his hair out, it wasn’t enough to keep him from risking his life two to three times a week so he could see him in their little hideout in the hole in the wall.
In fact, it only made him want to more.
Davekat Week, Day Five, Alrernate Universe, troll and human territories are separated by a big wall, dave and karkat hang out in a hole in the wall, Black Romance, they’re like twelve, baby’s first black crush
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/43211535
Karkat's moirail meets his matesprit. It goes alright. Nothing's exploding yet, anyway. Karkat just has to translate, and mediate, and fix Dave, and keep Gamzee in line, and not flip his shit. Fucking easy. It's all under control.
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Gamzee's moirail introduces him to his little alien flushcrush. It goes alright. Just the human's freaking out, and then Karkat's freaking out, and then when Gamzee goes to fix it it gets worse for some reason. It's not like the little squishy motherfuckers count as quadrants. So who knows what the big motherfucking deal is.
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Dave's boyfriend brings around his other boyfriend, and Dave has an educational experience on the subject of quadrants. It goes alright. Except the guy's a handsy dick who doesn't speak basically any English and wears clown makeup. And Karkat seems to be making some kind of romance power-move at him to prove a point. And Dave's dripping blood all over his favorite pair of sweatpants.
Pale Romance | Moirallegiance, Flushed Romance | Matesprits, Stitches, Language Barrier, I guess brief pale cuckolding although that is a bonkers tag to put on a fic, alternate Universe - No Sburb/Sgrub Sessions, Alternate Universe - Feferi Took Over, Xeno
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/22589404
A boy and his friends bicker, banter, flirt, flail around uselessly, embarrass themselves and each other, try very hard not to die, and somewhere along the way knock the fish bitch off her throne and make the world a better place or something.
[OC-insert as Tavros. No Sgrub/Sburb AU.]
Self-Insert, oc-insert, Alternate Universe - No Sgrub Session, Canon-Typical Violence, Alternia is Terrible, Alternian Revolution, Quadrant Vacillation, Pale Polyamory, (Homestuck), Everything is Beautiful and Nothing Hurts, In This House We Love and Respect Tavros Nitram
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/40969755
Slurry Side Effects: Think of it as a new option in the wide and exciting world of various allergies available to human beings. It's like spicy bananas.
Only it's nothing like that at all, given the variety and severity of certain side effects (and who's affected, and how they handle being affected).
But also it's kind of like that! You don't know what you're going to get.
- from the handbook entitled "How to Date Your New Troll Friend"
Bulges and Nooks (Homestuck), Slightly dubious consent, Slurry Has Unusual Effects, Drugs (technically), Marking, Slurry Marking, Human/Troll Relationship (Homestuck), Alternate Universe - Human/Troll Society (Homestuck), Easily Distracted Narrator, Xeno
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/15706659
Shit let's get lonely in space again
The reverse-meteor fic that's not a reverse-meteor fic at all.
Alternate Universe - Space, War, Alternate Universe - Science Fiction, space travel, Helming, Blood and Gore, Graphic Violence, Lonliness, Isolation, References to Depression, References to Child Abuse, Guns, Murder, Science Bullshit, Plot, Lots of plot, Xeno, Sexual Content, then even more plot, Language Barrier, Miscommunication, Body Horror
Part 2 of the Mystery Ate Icarus-verse series
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/27501580
Hollywood had it wrong. The end of the world can be a slow thing. It never happens all at once.
Revolution, War, Alternate Universe - Space, Alternate Universe - No Sburb Session, Violence, Character Death, Apocalypse, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Blood and Gore, Genocide, Alternia is Terrible, Canon-Typical Violence, Mutual Pining
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/34543054
"Why is this shitfuck pan-rotting pile of artifact-ridden, glitchy, nonsensical sewage that can barely pass itself off as a movie somehow a thoughtful criticism on the global rise of authoritarianism and well-put commentary on how young working class males are forced into the military? What the actual fuck? Why do none of the other reviews mention this?"
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Aka famous movie director "D Strider" pays Karkat to review his shitty movies, and Karkat grows increasingly alarmed that they actually mean something under all of the mind-numbing bullshit. Meeting Strider, the biggest douchebag in the world, does not help. Also he keeps meeting this annoyingly smart human kid and his awkward/obnoxious but very hot guardian. These two things are entirely unrelated.
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/634792
'You stumble into a room, slap a palm against the button that will seal the door, and slump in the nearest corner. It’s dark here, lit only with green computer lights, empty save for some specimen tubes and some consoles, but you aren’t comforted. This isn’t a hiding spot so much as it is a place to rest until he finds you.
You’re the last, and that’s the most terrifying thought of all.'
A Veilstuck fic in which Karkat decides to mercy cull his friends before Jack Noir can get to them first.
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/37902742
CG: HONESTLY I THINK IT WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE AFFECTIVE TO JUST PILE LIKE NORMAL FUCKING PEOPLE
CG: INSTEAD OF DANCING AROUND THE ISSUE
EB: but thats your favorite thing to do
CG: THAT DOESNT MEAN IT WORKS
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/38563035
When the Sprites wake up to find they've been transported to some weird, mashed up version of their original realities, it's all they can do to try to find one another and hold on as tight as they can. Recovery is a difficult process, but Davepetasprite^2 is confident in their chances.
(aka: watch me spin a sprite focused fic off half remembered plot lines. disclaimer: this is just for fun, and if you're here for coherent plotlines, maybe check out someone else's work)
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/30828908
Karkat, broke college student and perpetual outcast, wakes up in a war zone.
Also: Karkat, rebel leader and despised criminal, wakes up in a dorm.
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/30391371
After a while of just being post apocalyptic people just eventually have relationship drama and, you know, space pirates and the ever present threat of death. Normal young adult things, you know?
Alternatively a vague meditation on why relationships end and why obsessing over things isn't a great idea.
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/15262146
Humans are a fairly irrelevant species as far as trolls are concerned. To avoid slavery, Rose and Dave have stowed away on an Alternian ship.
This fic is currently on hiatus while I focus on finishing other ones.
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/30039420
It's been a long time since Alternian seas were home to FLARPing pirates but things are different now. SGRUB has long since ended and Eridan Ampora was bored. Searching for excitement, he invites Vriska Serket over as a last attempt to rekindle their long lost kissmeissistude. Will hate run bloody red or is this ship destined to sink?
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https://archiveofourown.org/series/10074
When you open yourself up completely to someone else, you also make yourself completely vulnerable.
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