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I don't know anything about writing for TV shows or TV show production or how one gets into that. And as a rule I find wanton speculation about the choices of actors and writers and producers in their career choices to be weird and parasocial and unhealthy.

HOWEVER

I'm weird and unhealthy about the Locked Tomb so I will just point out that since Tamsyn Muir released Nona the Ninth in 2022, there have been three works released by her.

First: The Unwanted Guest which was printed in the paperback version of Nona the Ninth and was in the form of a stage play.

Second: an episode of the 2024 Tim Miller series Secret Level titled "Spelunky: Tally" was based on a short story by Tamsyn Muir and developed into a teleplay by Tamsyn Muir.

Third: Tamsyn is listed as the writer for an episode of season 4 Love, Death, & Robots titled "For He Can Creep" which is an adaptation of a short story by Siobhan Carroll which is set to come out May 15.

Now, I know the Alectopause is making us all kinda insane so I don't want to stoke any crazy fires. But it does definitely feel like Muir is gaining experience in writing scripts which makes me absolutely feral at the implications.

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Everyone say thank you american indigenous people for cultivating corn, potatoes, peppers, tomatoes, cacao, pumpkin, squash, and anything i missed. Makes life more meaningful globally

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I love when a meme gets so many steps away from its source material that it would be completely incomprehensible if I didn't know what today's date was

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Please remember that almost everyone around you is traumatized. I didn’t understand this when I was younger. I wondered why people acted so strangely and irrationally. Maybe all children wonder this. The author Robert Anton Wilson said (paraphrasing), “We have never seen a completely sane adult human.” No one makes it out of this life alive. It’s not their fault. Mercy, kindness, forgiving — these are what makes one human. They are other names for love. People break in the strangest of ways.

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Average josh sawyer tweet

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Watching Star Wars in chronological order is so funny.

Obi-Wan Kenobi really took one look at R2D2 in the middle of the desert and said “No, Luke, I’ve never seen this fucking droid in my life. Looks like a real bitch though. Not that I’d know. This is my first time meeting the asshole.”

No one in that whole franchise was Gatekeep-Gasslight-Girlbossing quite like “Ben” Kenobi, regular human-man.

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Committing to the bit so hard you actually start thinking all the technology on the set is real

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“what? no he didn’t” took me out completely

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I think mostly what young fandom types (and I guess younger people in general) who are very very invested in the idea that “20 is still basically a minor” need to understand is that the feeling of “I’m just a child pretending to be an adult, and everyone else around me is a REAL adult” is DEEPLY universal (and won’t stop, ever, by the way, sorry!) and also is not, like, praxis.

Believe me, I get it, but the self-infantilization needs to stop, especially when you’re trying to engage in conversations about actual children and the harms they can face. Yes, it is scary to wake up and realize you’re 22 and you still feel like you’re 15, but it happens to all of us. You’re an adult. You have to deal with it.

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But first they must catch you 🏳️‍⚧️ Prints

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As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

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Reblog to give a trans person a fresh and perfectly ripe mango wait huh

It's the wikipedia image??? How big could it be

What

Huh???

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STILL THINK WE’RE OVERREACTING?

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This is the guy who made the first genetically-engineered babies (a horrific ethics violation that landed him 3 years in prison) and his tweets are so unhinged that I genuinely can't tell if he's trying to be funny or is 100% serious

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Normally when I go on holiday, a friend of mine looks after my cat. But she wasn't available this week, so instead I have a professional catsitter. And she sends me what I can only describe as daily glamour shots of my cat:

I'm really enjoying my holiday but I'd be lying if I said the daily cat update wasn't a highlight.