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embarrassing: this girl thought that glory and honor were real things and has only now realized that her death will be nothing but feeding a meaningless meatgrinder
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Academia once again driving me to solace with The Hornblorbo
Brain is so shot World is fuck 10000 unwritten papers someone put me down
#should i drop out. real question#<- i shouldn't i should learn to have boundaries and a healthier relationship to doing things. but like can i do that#perce rambles
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How tall are u guys.
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Bush watched as Hornblower’s capable fingers worked the parallel rulers across the chart; Hornblower had long bony hands with something of beauty about them, and it was actually fascinating to watch them doing work at which they were so supremely competent. The powerful fingers picked up the pencil and ruled a line.
- C.S. Forester, Lieutenant Hornblower
#quote of all time. dare i say ever even#good to know they respect original canon in the show 👍#hornblower
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#relevant to current fic#but like. what if she was worse (and therefore better) about it. and there was gender stuff going on to boot#hornblower#also show!maria is always very jarring to me. that's not my girl sorry#she looks very different in my head one of these days maybe i'll draw her
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Brain is so shot World is fuck 10000 unwritten papers someone put me down
#i don't know what anything is anymore. can i have a summer break pleaseeeeeeeee#presentation? nonexistent. time with friends? negative. misery levels? miserable.#i need to get off this website for like a week or something idk#but i don't know if that would fix it. maybe sending me up to the salmon fisheries or something#perce rambles
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we like to joke about the brainworms but at this point I feel like I gotta specifically call out the one called Hornblower for gnawing at my synapses in such new and peculiar ways
#I'm awarding that one a little gold epaulette#for blorbo emotions previously unknown#Hornblorboworm has a feature I call “wanting to utter many things about the blorbo#but unable to grasp a single thought or sentence so it is just a kind of internal straining sensation“#<- op tags. shaking your hand so hard rn through my screen 🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝#he makes you just sort of sit there and vibrate and that's all you can do for hours on end#i wish he was a chew toy so that i could at least gnaw on him y'know#deeply fascinating how much of a hold he can have over you#hornblower
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desegregate all sports now. no more gendered sports. its stupid
if you absolutely must, in primarily muscle force-based sports, create competitive classes like in boxing except separated by body comp, not just pure body weight. i mean, if you must. this will eliminate any tiny advantages in muscle mass. some will say basketball should have height classes but frankly some of the NBA's most impressive players were not tall so idk that this actually matters ever
the primary athletic impediment to all women is overwhelmingly cultural and psychological. i have won probably half the physical competitions with cis men that i have engaged in, friendly or otherwise. even without the benefit of a lifetime of people trying to make me throw or hit balls, i have won wrestling matches, sparring matches, funny backyard foam sword fights, video games, equestrian activities, dance, endurance tests of various kinds, etc. i'm small and weak. men think theyre stronger and more skilled than they are, women think the opposite about themselves
humans just arent that differently-sized or -shaped, as a species. we have almost no sexual dimorphism at all compared to the vast majority of other mammals.
animals that have similar levels of sexual dimorphism to humans, for example cats, dogs, and horses, do not generally have competitive events segregated by sex. the dog agility trials dont normally have separate leagues for male and female dogs (gendered competitions exist they're just unusual). because it doesnt matter. there is no kentucky derby 2 just for girl horses. thats not a thing
remove all gendered categories from online shopping websites and universalize clothing and shoe sizing. im sick of having to search two entirely different sections of ebay when im just trying to find a nice velvet loafer in size 39 EU. what the hell is "women's clothing"
#yes to all of this. and also i want to see aitana bonmatí crossing up half of the men's teams in europe#important
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Hornblower behind the scenes: "leaning acting"
(commentary on "Duty" with Director Andrew Grieve, Producer Andrew Benson and Costume Designer John Mollo)
#oh boy! i haven't gotten here yet but now when i do i will only be thinking about this#love an optical illusion <3#hornblower
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sorry i heterosexualized your yaoi fanon by turning one of them into a trans woman. are u mad at me
#me abt hornblower actually#<- PREV I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THIS#looking at my fics and it's like whoops i guess cis hornblower is cancelled for the near future#sorry there's no more yaoi here. there can be yuri though
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"It is a terrible thing, this kindess that human beings do not lose."
The Left Hand of Darkness - Ursula K. Le Guin
#SHUT UP SHUT UP THIS IS SO GOOD#it's giving diane and leo dillon book cover and i mean that in the best way possible#art#the left hand of darkness
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i'm curious, what's everyone's Default Outfit? like what would you be always drawn wearing in a cartoon? mine is concert tee + mid length skirt
#red t-shirt with long-sleeved white shirt underneath and blue jeans and red sneakers#i don't wear this ever but it would be my cartoon character look. it hits all the important points#that or red shirt and blue zip-up hoodie
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#THREE OF MY FRIENDS HAVE AGREED TO WATCH M&C WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEE WE STAY WINNING#i'm probably going to be a joyless buzzkill bc i haven't really seen the movie and idk how the characterizations are going to be#but i'm going to try not to be for my friends at least. and then maybe i can convince them to give the books a real try#before this i must get through conference though. hell and misery
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Started working on planning out Hornblower Genderflu since it won the poll, and boy are there a lot of things cooking here at once
#would you like bush hornblower AND maria to all be suffering??? then i am writing the fic for you#figured out what was wrong with how i was writing plot before (story too short for my plotting) and i think it will be better now#definitely a longer-term investment of a story. hopefully the payoff will be worth it though#adding in hornblower pov and also maybe bush we'll see. and lots of maria character development and such#which i'm VERY excited about. anyways. it's crazy here get excited (this will take another two years probably lol)#perce rambles#percy yells at cecil scott
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STOP! before you decide you are irretrievably doomed, try one of the following options:
transition
bdsm
iron supplements
#reblogging for the moots of mine who would like to forward this post to one Horatio Hornblower <3#<- prev. reporting for duty o7
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ohh what ingredients do you use for lentil soup, are you following a recipe? i tried creating an amazing lemon red lentil soup i had once recently off the cuff and it did nottt come out the way i'd hoped! hope you're having a beautiful day <3
okay so the recipe I learned from mom is this. in a soup pot you put olive oil, onion and garlic. then quickly you add fresh cut tomatoes, a lot of carrots and celery. and one or two spoons of hrissa. and ofc the spices; keep it simple here. just salt, black pepper. you let simmer a bit then add water and let it cook till it boils. then add the red lentils that you washed before hand. let it all cook. and tada that's it. you can eat it like that or put in the mixer and make it smooth and homogeneous. bon appétit <3
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