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"Well, you know what they say: fashion is instant language. What better way to get the point across, hmm?"

After all, the clothes one wore could speak the mind far better than mere words, in Beelzebub's opinion. Clothing was chosen with deliberate thought and care by most: every cut, every color, even the very fabrics could shout out an opinion, could begin or negate an argument. All it took was the right look. "Nice to meet someone else who realizes that."

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"Oui. Et le russe, l'espagnol, et le grec." A sigh.

"No language works, so I wear fantastic outfits instead."

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BDylanHollis Starters

A collection of dialogue prompts from the videos of BDylanHollis. Feel free to edit quotes if needed.

TW: Suggestive references and drug references,

"This recipe is making me cry, not the onions..."

"Are we sure this recipe wasn't written by a cat?"

"Buy me dinner first."

"It's ten PM and I'm boiling prunes in my kitchen..."

"You know, it's not bad...It just vaguely tastes like a felony."

"Tastes like a boot! Like a size ten boot!"

"I didn't know tuberculosis had a color scheme."

"I think I summoned something..."

"Are you still here?...Dammit!"

"You could just use canned pineapple...if you're a communist."

"It doesn't tell you how to eat it...So I don't know if I need a knife and fork or if I need to tie my hair back."

"Do I call the police or a priest?"

"Can we at least have coffee first?"

"I bet this recipe is just all the wrong answers on a baking test."

"Well I don't have sorghum, cause I don't have a life expectancy of twelve!"

"Sweetie, none of this is my liking."

"Are you just making things up? Who are you?!"

"You know I've never been particularly religious, but today might be the day..."

"This ain't food, honey. This is a bioweapon!"

"I am in utter fear..."

"Hello, you are very green sir."

"Did you just kill my blender?"

"This is personal now, you swung first!"

"Welcome to the world; it's awful!"

"Were you really worried that I was gonna mix a fully constructed pie shell into this?!"

"I'm a fool, not a idiot!"

"Thought this was a joke, turns out I'M the joke...'

"Or what? I'm gonna ruin your disaster?"

"This is from 1938, it's only electrocuted me twice!"

"If I cut off my feet do we still have to do this?"

"Celery's just like your parents; dirtier than you think!"

"What have you perfected?! Garbage?!"

"Now in my personal experience, depression and ice cream are a match made in heaven."

"If there's one thing I've learned, it's that Jell-O is inevitable!"

"Sweetie, this needs a lot of things but water isn't one of them..."

"It doesn't need salt, it needs help!"

"Normally I'm quite comfortable handling meat, but this is physically disturbing me..."

"This is giving me emotions previously unknown to man..."

"Are you supposed to eat this on crackers or on drugs?"

"What are you trying to do, live longer?"

"What do you take me for? Grown?"

"He looks like if you get a tattoo, you'll be written out of the will."

"Precisely what realm of mathematics do you inhabit?"

"Did you just throw a grenade down aisle 6?!"

"I'm not concerned about your precious Grind-o-Mat!"

"The only thing this is going to rise up from is the dead."

"You know they invented a tool for that, it's called a whisk."

"Bacon is always a good idea!"

"What exactly are we trying to raise up, hope?"

"What is it with dead people and their obsession with this?!"

"Yes I know it's hot you git, it's an oven!"

"No I have never had these, you must remember I'm not an American."

"I am a [Nationality] and we grew up with things like party rings and custard creams."

"Is the pudding related or did you just want a snack?"

"Were you subject to a fall from a great height?"

"I'm serious, don't disrespect the Irish. They can be mean..."

"Don't worry, my hands are the only touch I know."

"This is sacrilegious! Preposterous! Daft!"

"Yeah it's alright, but it's all wrong!"

"I'm not sure if you know, but beef is a COW. You know, the mooing?!"

"Smells like a Palm Springs retirement home..."

"It could be because I like illicit substances, or like psychiatric disturbances, being held at gunpoint, these types of things..."

"Ow! Ow! It's got ranged attacks!"

"What you've never put cereal in a blender before?"

"I don't like boxes, people get buried in them..."

"If it looks like oil, it must be good!"

"Thank you, I'd hate to have an uneven disaster. That would be terrible..."

"It's hot! I'm sunburnt! There's bugs!"

"I'm feeling like a rotisserie chicken out here!"

"Are you supposed to eat this for Christmas or for punishment?"

"It's so good, it's in danger of becoming my dinner!"

"Who's fingers they are we'll never know...They might even be Charlotte's!"

"Where do bugs go in the winter? And why are birds?"

"But [Name}, what if I'm allergic to peanuts?"

"You and your ancestors have obviously done something to deserve such a malady."

"It looks like I microwaved a squirrel...again."

"What part of Italy are you from? Kentucky?!"

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*wants to rp with everyone*

*stares at one draft for three hours*

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🌸🐝 - [ so, as i've made it part of my canon that bee sends out little winged insect messengers to people, i figure i should elaborate. because it isn't always flies, she sends...

🪰 - if Bee sends you a messenger fly, then you're fine. this is completely normal, and everything is running smoothly. she only sends her flies to people she thinks are trustworthy, who will let them come home to her.

🦗 - if Bee sends you a locust (i know it's a cricket emoji, shhh, we're improvising here), you have upset her. the number of locusts will let you know how upset she is! i would suggest, if you receive a messenger locust, that you immediately go to her, and offer an apology if you do not want to be swarmed with locusts. a cupcake will also probably help you here.

🐝 - if Bee sends you a wasp (i know it's a bee emoji but improvisation remember?), you are in danger. do not make her send the wasps. ]

[queenbeeibee]

Temperance - Moderation, or Voluntary Self-Restraint, typically described in terms of what a person voluntarily refrains from doing. This includes restraint from revenge by practicing mercy and forgiveness, restraint from arrogance by practicing humility and modesty, restraint from excesses such as extravagant luxury or splurging, restraint from overindulgence in food and drink, and restraint from rage or craving by practicing calmness and equanimity.

Beelzebub has not been Temperate in eons. She rarely thinks of the Angel she used to be, nor the Virtue she used to uphold, not when she spends so much of her time now spitting in the very face of her old self. Temperance has no place in the Ring of Gluttony, and the Queen has no use for moderation for herself. But that doesn't stop her from trying to help others embrace the virtue, in her own, roundabout sort of way. She's unafraid to cut someone off or have a friend (or family member) do the same, depending on what the person needs, she'll cut down someone's arrogance (or feed into it, if the situation calls), and she'll talk you through problems that can lead to forgiveness or mercy. If you ever brought this up to her, Bee would laugh and say she does nothing like that anymore, but sometimes it's hard to tell where the Sin of Gluttony and the Virtue of Temperance separate.

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🌸🐝 - [ oh yeah. it's silly headcanons time, lol. i promise i'm done with them for the moment, y'all, i just realized i hadn't really done any silly little things for bee in a bit and felt the need to correct that! ]

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👑🐝 - [ Beelzebub and Ozzie have the hot goss on ALL the other Sins, including each other. They know all the embarrassing moments, all the cringiest things, and they very rarely mention them... unless they're substantially compensated. ]

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🌸🐝 - [ So a little babbling about the Pierce Family, aka the Hellhounds who have served Bee through generations:

[ The first Pierce to offer his services to Bee was originally only known as Pierce. He later took on the name of Ekron, and became Ekron Pierce. He had the looks of a Cane Corso, was missing one ear, had a scar across his throat from where it was almost ripped open in a fight, and he fought with Beelzebub and lost.

[ His mate, originally known as Thrasher and, later, Jezebel, was there the day her husband was beaten by a female. Which, of course, meant Jezebel had to fight her, too, in an effort to defend her mate's honor. When she lost, they offered themselves to Bee as a pack because she was the better fighter, and their family has served her since.

[ Jezebel has the look of a Wolfhound, with fire orange fur and orange eyes. She gave birth to fifteen litters in her life, with the first batch of pups becoming the next generation of Bee's servants. ]

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👑🐝 - [ If Bee considers your muse a friend in any capacity (but this is especially true for BEST friends), this is the exact sort of energy you can expect from her at ALL fucking times. ]

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Send “Who did it? I’ll kill them” for my muses reaction

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👑🐝 - [ Bee's ears often move in the same way as a Caracal cat's, to pick up on distant noises. ]

[queenbeeibee]

"You ain't beatin' the 'damn, she hot' allegations, for real."

"I'm not?" She gave a fake little gasp, snapping her fingers together in mock-disappointment. "Damn. I guess I've gotta do the time for the crime then, huh, honey~?"

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The bottle was adorable. She hadn't known Jack's old company had gone so cute with their labeling now. "Oh, sweetie, pour me up a double shot! That man and I got history together, we're drinking in his fuckin' honor."

Bee: “You bring the good stuff?”

Lucid: “Say no more~”

*pulls this out*

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unhealthy codependency is really a top tier dynamic. like they need each other to survive but god. should they.

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Darling, don't be afraid, I have loved you for (ten) thousand years...

@more-things-in-heaven-hell

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BDylanHollis Starters

A collection of dialogue prompts from the videos of BDylanHollis. Feel free to edit quotes if needed.

TW: Suggestive references and drug references,

"This recipe is making me cry, not the onions..."

"Are we sure this recipe wasn't written by a cat?"

"Buy me dinner first."

"It's ten PM and I'm boiling prunes in my kitchen..."

"You know, it's not bad...It just vaguely tastes like a felony."

"Tastes like a boot! Like a size ten boot!"

"I didn't know tuberculosis had a color scheme."

"I think I summoned something..."

"Are you still here?...Dammit!"

"You could just use canned pineapple...if you're a communist."

"It doesn't tell you how to eat it...So I don't know if I need a knife and fork or if I need to tie my hair back."

"Do I call the police or a priest?"

"Can we at least have coffee first?"

"I bet this recipe is just all the wrong answers on a baking test."

"Well I don't have sorghum, cause I don't have a life expectancy of twelve!"

"Sweetie, none of this is my liking."

"Are you just making things up? Who are you?!"

"You know I've never been particularly religious, but today might be the day..."

"This ain't food, honey. This is a bioweapon!"

"I am in utter fear..."

"Hello, you are very green sir."

"Did you just kill my blender?"

"This is personal now, you swung first!"

"Welcome to the world; it's awful!"

"Were you really worried that I was gonna mix a fully constructed pie shell into this?!"

"I'm a fool, not a idiot!"

"Thought this was a joke, turns out I'M the joke...'

"Or what? I'm gonna ruin your disaster?"

"This is from 1938, it's only electrocuted me twice!"

"If I cut off my feet do we still have to do this?"

"Celery's just like your parents; dirtier than you think!"

"What have you perfected?! Garbage?!"

"Now in my personal experience, depression and ice cream are a match made in heaven."

"If there's one thing I've learned, it's that Jell-O is inevitable!"

"Sweetie, this needs a lot of things but water isn't one of them..."

"It doesn't need salt, it needs help!"

"Normally I'm quite comfortable handling meat, but this is physically disturbing me..."

"This is giving me emotions previously unknown to man..."

"Are you supposed to eat this on crackers or on drugs?"

"What are you trying to do, live longer?"

"What do you take me for? Grown?"

"He looks like if you get a tattoo, you'll be written out of the will."

"Precisely what realm of mathematics do you inhabit?"

"Did you just throw a grenade down aisle 6?!"

"I'm not concerned about your precious Grind-o-Mat!"

"The only thing this is going to rise up from is the dead."

"You know they invented a tool for that, it's called a whisk."

"Bacon is always a good idea!"

"What exactly are we trying to raise up, hope?"

"What is it with dead people and their obsession with this?!"

"Yes I know it's hot you git, it's an oven!"

"No I have never had these, you must remember I'm not an American."

"I am a [Nationality] and we grew up with things like party rings and custard creams."

"Is the pudding related or did you just want a snack?"

"Were you subject to a fall from a great height?"

"I'm serious, don't disrespect the Irish. They can be mean..."

"Don't worry, my hands are the only touch I know."

"This is sacrilegious! Preposterous! Daft!"

"Yeah it's alright, but it's all wrong!"

"I'm not sure if you know, but beef is a COW. You know, the mooing?!"

"Smells like a Palm Springs retirement home..."

"It could be because I like illicit substances, or like psychiatric disturbances, being held at gunpoint, these types of things..."

"Ow! Ow! It's got ranged attacks!"

"What you've never put cereal in a blender before?"

"I don't like boxes, people get buried in them..."

"If it looks like oil, it must be good!"

"Thank you, I'd hate to have an uneven disaster. That would be terrible..."

"It's hot! I'm sunburnt! There's bugs!"

"I'm feeling like a rotisserie chicken out here!"

"Are you supposed to eat this for Christmas or for punishment?"

"It's so good, it's in danger of becoming my dinner!"

"Who's fingers they are we'll never know...They might even be Charlotte's!"

"Where do bugs go in the winter? And why are birds?"

"But [Name}, what if I'm allergic to peanuts?"

"You and your ancestors have obviously done something to deserve such a malady."

"It looks like I microwaved a squirrel...again."

"What part of Italy are you from? Kentucky?!"