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my fellow americans. we need high speed rail in this country for the sake of the gay transsexuals. so i can get railed at a high speed i mean they

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I’m gonna be honest I do not care if a trans boy teen is annoying and has horrible taste in music y’all are just mean.

I’d rather hang around with Karkat who listens to Cavetown than someone who is mean.

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do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy

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"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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hey hey hey

Assigning you a song that makes white people go nuts (from experience)

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Gender? I hardly know her!

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hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back

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this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in any review ever

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I'm scared of a chimpanzee because I know it will kill me. I'm scared of an orangutan because I know it will teach me things about myself I wasn't willing to confront

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ok ill bite who is taylor swift

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Do British people refer to Jay-Z as "Jay-Zed"?

british people are unfamiliar with music or musicians

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what the point of mmf threesomes if the dudes don’t fag out a lil

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i might have a problem