The Internet knows everything, and it is my bitch. I am going to be the caretaker of Warehouse 13 someday. I don't know where I'd be without it. Sideblog for lesbianjedielise M!A: none currently //Mature Roleplaying account. My Claudia is gay and not afraid of smut.
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Out of artifacts
This is my shiny new blog for Claudia. I’m mobile at the moment so it’s lacking bells and whistles, but it’s no longer a side blog and I couldn’t be more excited. You have no idea how hard it is to get people to follow a side blog.
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Out of artifacts
Do not be alarmed! This is not the end of my Claudia! On the contrary, I have now turned her into a main blog. You can find her at queenofthewarehouse.tumblr.com
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A brief note to my rp partners
I am probably one of the worst rp partners in the history of the activity. - I drop threads. - I lose threads. - I take my threads in odd directions that should probably never be explored. - I go through phases where I’ll only respond to two or three of my partners. - I go through phases where I’ll only respond to a single thread, and you’re left wondering why I’m not responding to you.
Sometimes I can be a really great partner - - I might be really on top of replies. - I might have everything in my ask box answered. - I might be perfectly in synch with where you’re trying to take the thread.
Sometimes I’m not.
But the great thing is that it’s okay! - When I drop a thread you like just tell me! Chances are it’s in drafts or I’ve lost it. - Even if we try a dozen different things and nothing sticks, don’t be afraid to start a new thread with me or come to me with an idea. - Sometimes I’ll be overwhelmed by everything I have going on, and I’ll have to put you on the list of rp’s to start. - Sometimes I’ll jump right on the thread and then drop it after a few days. - Sometimes we’ll carry the thread out all the way to the end, and have a grand old time getting there.
But please, remember that each of my rp partner’s is valuable to me. - Even the ones my muse doesn’t like. - Even the ones I’ve only done a thread or two with. - Even the at I used to rp with and don’t any more.
You are significant.
You matter.
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Character Creation Questions for the Muse! Send in a number!
1- What’s their full name?
2- What’s the reason/meaning behind their name?
3- Do they have a nickname? What’s the meaning behind it?
4- Do they have a false name? Why? Does it have any meaning?
5- How old are they? How old do they appear?
6- What is their eye color? Do they have to use glasses or contacts? How good/bad is their vision?
7- What is their weight/height? What kind of body type/build do they have?
8- What is their skin tone/type? If they have fur, how long is it? Does it have any markings or patterns?
9- Do they have any distinguishing marks?
10- What are their prominent features?
11- How attractive are they to others?
12- Are they healthy? If no, why not?
13- What’s their favorite color? Why?
14- What’s their least favorite color? Why?
15- What’s their favorite music? Why?
16- What kind of food do they like or have to eat?
17- What kind of books do they like to read?
18- How do they get around?
19- Are they a daredevil or more cautious?
20- How do they handle being alone?
21- Name any good habits they have
22- Name any bad habits they have
23- What are their favorite hobbies or pastimes?
24- How would they like to spend a rainy day? A sunny day?
25- Where do they come from? What is their culture? Any traditions or things of that sort in their hometown?
26- List out their immediate family. How good is their relationship with them?
27- Are they diurnal or nocturnal? Early bird or night owl?
28- What are they afraid of? What are they not afraid of?
29- What are their goals? How are they going to achieve those goals?
30- Are there any obstacles that might get in the way of their goals?
31- How well known are they among the common folk? Is it for a good reason?
32- Do they hold any secrets? What are they?
33- When confronted with danger, how would they react?
34- What is their species? Describe their species and their features
35- What is their basic story?
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Send a ❦ if you'd consider shipping our muses.
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bonus if you add a type of ship you’d like them to be or a thread idea for our muses.
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When you choose to love someone who is damaged, you take on the weight of their past, their pain, their guilt. You must be strong, you must be patient. You can stop the bleeding and help them scar over but they will always, always be a little broken. If you can handle that, if you can accept the dents and the cracks, if you can get them to trust you, you will never find a better ally than one who is damaged. Above all else, they know about survival.
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Show A Little Skin Meme
Send a symbol for my Muse’s reaction to yours unintentionally (?):
✤ - Moving/putting up their hair, showing off the back of their neck ✥ - Popping a button on their shirt, showing their chest / a bit of cleavage ✦ - Rolling up their sleeves to keep cool, showing off their forearms ❉ - Stretching their arms up, showing their midriff ❥ - Bending over in a short skirt / shorts / tight pants, showing off dat booty ❦ - Changing clothes facing away, showing off their back ❧ - Hiking up their skirt / pant leg, showing off some leg and/or thigh ❃ - Fighting with their belt for some reason, showing off some hip/waist ❂ - Scratching at a bug bite under their shirt, showing off their side ❁ - Wearing a top that’s too big for them, showing off their collarbone / shoulders ❀ - BONUS TOUCH EDITION: Asking your Muse to help put sun screen / lotion / medical salve on a wound anywhere else
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Claudia grinned widely as Shay’s words sank in, and she looked into her eyes. Her excitement was clear to see on her face as she spoke. “I suppose I know a few places that are awesome around here. There’s nothing fancy around here, but fancy is boring anyway. I would be more than happy to go on a date with you.”
Date Night || Claudia & Shay
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Claudia had given Shay plenty of time to think about what had happened on the mission. She knew she had given her a lot to think about, so any conversations they had steered clear of how she felt about her friend. When Shay sat down next to her, she pulled out her earbuds and turned towards her, smiling a little at her. Her eyebrows shot up as she spoke, and she was soon nervous herself. “I’d love to. So, uh, just to be clear, you’re asking me out on a date, right? Please tell me I’m not imagining this.”
Date Night || Claudia & Shay
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Shay wandered up to Claudia, plopping herself to sit next to her friend is what was admittedly a bit forced casualness. She was nervous, they hadn’t talked about anything romantic since Claudia surprised her with that kiss. Truthfully, Shay needed a bit of time to recover from that mission itself and to wrap her head around the idea of Claudia and her as something romantic, not just platonic. And well, she liked that idea quite a lot. “Y’know I just realized that even though I’ve lived here for a few years now, I really don’t know much about Univille. I mean, even for the few times I’m not on a mission or not at the Warehouse, I’m usually just here.” Shay shifted slightly, flashing Claudia a bright smile. “So, could you show me around town a bit? Show me your favorite spots and all that?”
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if you dont reblog this youre straight
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i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me
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Rape Escape
Easy and very effective
Requires nothing but your body
Includes attack
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// They could have done it very tastefully. Instead this made no sense and I’m irked. Probably always will be.
How does Sanvers finally have a bed scene together and it is apparently post sex and yet they are clothed? Like, I get that censorship rules is a bit harsher against shirtless women but you still could have covered everything and make it clear they were naked.
lesbians have sex telepathically everyone knows this anon smh
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Deep Ass Starters.
Sometimes it's hard to get in depth with your muse and their backstory, because you can't figure out how to bring those things up with others. Here are a couple of starters intended to make things a little more personal!
"What's holding you back?"
"I'm not comfortable with this conversation."
"Will you /ever/ be comfortable with this conversation?"
"Let me in sometime!"
"It's not that easy, you know."
"Help me understand."
"It's hard to connect with someone when all they do is push you away."
"Why are you always so cold?"
"Why are you always so happy?"
"Are you really happy now?"
"Who hurt you this badly to make you this way?!"
"What, did your ex mess you up that badly?!"
"Why do you keep fighting it any time you feel?"
"It's a problem, I get it."
"This is all kinds of messed up."
"That's not exactly a good coping method."
"So what happened, with your parents, really?"
"What was your childhood like?"
"Everyone has at lest a little bit of mommy/daddy issues. It's nothing to be ashamed of."
"My parents aren't exactly perfect models, either."
"You were bullied? What for?"
"Was it hard? Coming out, I mean."
"You can't just run away all the time."
"You can't just hide all the time."
"Are you still thinking about them?"
"I'm not the enemy here. But this makes me wonder who the real one is for you."
"Is the reason you're so cold and defensive because you feel threatened?"
"How long has it been since you last spoke to them?"
"You never talk about it, why?"
"How come you're so different around them?"
"It's like you don't have a care or worry in the world."
"You seem so perfect. I don't get it."
"What was your ex like?"
"I don't think I was ever good enough for them."
"Are you not comfortable being intimate?"
"Why don't you feel comfortable being intimate?"
"Letting someone see you that vulnerable, it's a scary thing."
"Are you scared of being hurt?"
"Have you ever been taken advantage of?"
"Why are you afraid of saying I love you?"
"I never understood how someone could say those words so easily."
"You're hurting others the way you've been hurt in the past, don't you think that's ironic?"
"You use people to make yourself feel better."
"I'm scared of being used again..."
"Losing someone isn't easy, but you're making it harder than it needs to be."
"How long has it been since you lost them?"
"You're too attached."
"I'm not attached, I'm just comfortable with what I'm familiar to."
"Maybe the real reason you're so controlling is because, deep down you'd rather have them in your grasp than lose them."
"Why did you ever break up?" / "Why did we ever break up?"
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Claudia nodded. “I get it, but you need to take care of yourself. Even if it’s just snacking a little here and there. I can’t say much about sleep, though. I’ve pulled more than my share of late nights, and sometimes sleep just doesn’t happen. And then there’s my on again off again relationship with Netflix. I guess I might not be one to criticize you on this one.”
(Queenofthewarehouse) "That's not exactly a good coping method."
“Yeah well. That’s how it works sometimes. Look Claudia, it’s not like I’m doing drugs or binge drinking. I clean. I cook. I do my job. I just. Forget to eat sometimes and I’ve never been a great sleeper anyways. It’s fine, I’m fine.”
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Send “So this is what you listen to” and my muse will share a song on their playlist with yours.
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