i hate it when customers get mad about policy and go “well i’ve always thought it worked differently” like ok. when i was a kid i thought the drains in sinks and bathtubs lead to Hell and i would pour things down them for the dead people. it turns out that you can think things that aren’t true
"you need X amount of friends by your 30s" actually all you need to have is enough friends that you can cover all the bases when you've got an animal video to send. that's my friend i send the cute kittens and puppies and bunnies to. that's my friend i send the goofy-ass dogs to. that's my birds friend. that's my bugs friend. you need a friend who's into bugs