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Unreliable narrators are one hell of an idea. You can just write whatever, and if a reader points out "hey the way this scene happened should not be physically possible if it's done the way this character described it", you can just be like "yeah I don't trust that fucker either."
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Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about
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This is one of those true, declassified government things that always sounds made up but one of the things Henry Kissinger did with his career was use the CIA to help turn small, prosperous socialist nations into fascist dictatorships just to keep those nations powerless and possibly to keep socialist systems *looking* doomed and futile to the American public, like maybe just to scare Americans out of demanding better infrastructure or universal income. Yes it sounds like an insane conspiracy theory a maniac would invent. It also happened multiple times and several generations of people around the world are still living in misery because of it.
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me when i go walking on sunny days and end up on a tree lined street and look up at the gaps of sunlight and miss you more than anything
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breaking news: ur actually gonna make it through and everything will turn out just fine
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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters
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If megan thee stallion was on veggie tales she'd be a green onion called megan thee scallion
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found a rock in the kitchen and as I was about to throw it in the trash I thought "wait this is cruel I should let it outside" as if it was a living thing
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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.
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If I had a normal relationship with food and alcohol and drugs and sex and sexuality and money. Then I would probably feel a lot better
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"I asked ChatGPT-" okay well I asked one of the skyrim innkeepers, and she told me to slay the dragon at Autumnwatch Tower and then she glitched through the floor and I had to reload a save
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This is what info dumping oc lore feels like

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