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rook rook rook rook rook rook

this time, it's @tactical-errors's August Mercar giving off some maybe mutually smitten body guard vibes?

(when i said i had a problem, i meant it lmao - i'm being v self indulgent uwu)

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Your friends and family should be your second priority. Your first priority should always be hot evil women

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soldier & operative

they should have met.

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I've been dying (studying for grad school quals) and I log in after probably months idk, wondering where I left off on this dumb blog and it's a reblog of beautiful Merrill art. Past me is so right for that.

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anyone else go kinda feral when thinking about her?

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morrigan: *wanders around orlais with her tits out and living under bridges eating garbage* anyone wanna see a magic trick

celene: oh fukckbhghhjbn

celene: ccome live in my house

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The death of a conspicuously humble and compassionate pope at dawn of Easter Monday, after completing his Holy Week duties (prioritizing prisoners and children) and -- one can only presume -- rebuking a member of the church who has been making himself loathed and infamous by violating or ignoring the teachings of the gospels...

It's not the first time in the last few years that I've thought "medieval chroniclers would be going wild over this," but medieval chroniclers would really be going wild over this.

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I drew this one some time ago, don’t want to finish it but enjoy anyway lads.

Art (c) captainferial

Characters (c) Larian Studio

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this just in: no one in the history of love has ever looked at their partner as softly as bellara lutare

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Well fucks? Get to it!

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Veil jumper Rook

After my other Dragon age Tarot card illustration got so much love, I got super inspired to draw a second one!

This time it's for my Rook, Yara!

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It's so weird to me when people are like 'but that will cost the government money!' So what? They're the government, they're supposed to be spending money. What, you want them to take your tax dollars and then do nothing with it? Lock it all up in a big government vault and just look at it? Why are you so scared of giving a third grader lunch or a homeless person a house.

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The more I think about the "reach and flexibility" bit the more it comes off to me as insanely horny. Like, before Shepard even goes out of her way to flirt, why the fuck was Garrus bringing that up? "Oh, yeah, our commanders let us kick each other's asses to relieve stress. Also, once I had sex a tiebreak with a girl whose ass I was kicking and who was brutally kicking mine". In an unromanced situation that's just kind of crazy. But everyone lets it slide because, well, who doesn't wanna listen to Garrus' talk about his sexual conquests in that smooth voice.

Garrus at the calibration console waiting for even the slightest chance to mention the "reach and flexibility" anecdote:

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dr in darktown

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Love is like a sin, my love

For the ones that feel it the most

Morrigan x Warden - The Devil

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Mr Gaiman what is your favorite ice cream flavor?

I think the ritual of stabbing Julius Caesar on the Ides of March is an important Tumblr tradition that needs to be maintained for coming generations.