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defending percy jackson on the internet isn't enough i need to take him away from his own author

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🍎🐦‍⬛ - apple white and raven queen

(No repost! But re-blogging is okay!) ‼️‼️

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She did not have the right to be like that and to do what she did, but we have to understand that she is a groomed teenage girl that has the biggest privilege ever. I think a good Apple "apologist", shouldn't be an apologist, they should understand her and try to redeem her on their fanworks aka, to make her suffer like her friends hehe

Apple defenders are low key weird idk if many of them are simply unaware of this but apple is a literal representation of irl bigots and oppressors, idc if you like her or not she’s fiction and obviously not that serious to like a morally wrong character but every time i see someone argue that she had every right to do and say the things she did because she lost what? 0,001% of her privileges i just feel uncomfortable, i just don’t know. Never sat right with me.

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i made you a sandwich

(adding this for the edification of the audience)

https://youtu.be/Sl4JbBK--Bo?si=yZ8ctpFTvkf3CB7_

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“Please…this isn’t you, Briar.”

“No? I don’t think you ever really knew me in the first place, Apple.”

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Just doodling around and it turned into angst. Why am I like this?

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Apple's last two years in Ever After High passed by in a blur.

A/N: i started writing a draft for this fic but then it kinda fizzled out and got a writer's block on it. not sure if i'll even continue it but thought eh why not i'll post what i've written so far here

Word count: 571 words:

Note: Do not steal or repost.

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Apple's last two years in Ever After High passed by in a blur.

Their sophomore year (otherwise known as their Legacy Year) was filled with so many twists and turns, that her junior and senior years practically flew by like a sweet summer breeze.

Well, her class' sophomore year was pretty eventful.

Raven destroying the book meant that everyone in Ever After had the freedom to choose what they wanted to do in life.

A pretty massive event, to be understated.

And the freedom of destiny allowed her to actually choose which classes she was interested in (like Good Kingdom Management and Advance Elfonomics) rather than those that suited someone of her 'destiny' (Damsel-in-Distressing and Princessology). It felt like a hex lifted off her shoulders now that she could study what she was passionate about, and not what was expected of her.

Her mother had some, rather ill, words to say to her about her choices to drop those classes. At first, she couldn't even move an inch without looking at her mother for approval beforehand, but she braveheartedly took Raven's advice and let it enter one ear and out the other.

Raven had pretty great advice regarding mothers, actually.

Eventually, her mother let the subject matter drop. Though, she still sometimes harped about Apple's royal ranking dropping at times.

Never mind that Apple had worked herself to the bone to reach and retain her first place in her freshman and sophomore years and never let herself drop beyond the Fairest Top Ten in her junior and senior years.

Nevermind that Apple was excelling in all of her new classes, getting the top ranks and was getting praises from all her professors.

Never mind this was the first time that Apple hadn’t followed her mother’s wishes.

And it was due to these facts that her first reaction was surprise when her mother sent her a fairly lovely spellabratory gift basket.

It was her and her classmates’ final month at Ever After and she had just finished an hexhaustive yearbook club meeting the night before. She was out like a light when Raven shook her awake, saying there was a package waiting for her signature outside their door. Quickly snatching her glasses off their spot on her nightstand, which she wore so often now that it left marks on her nose, she stumbled to their door to sign the clipboard that the delivery goose held.

The weight on her eyelids felt like a thousand carriages but her eyes were suddenly wide open when they landed on the massive gift basket her mother, as it said on the tag on the basket, sent for her.

She had wondered out loud on why her mother would send such a thing when Raven replied that their last ever after report cards were emailed to their parents early that morning. Raven’s father, the Good King, had woken her up with a call earlier to congratulate her.

Apple’s grades had never dropped below an A, so she supposed this meant she was graduating. She approached the gift basket with a smile and laid her hands on it, happy that she knew this meant that her mother must still care about her. It was wrapped with the softest of ribbons and her eyes followed how it was beautifully draped all over the basket.

And on top of that basket was the shiniest red apple she had ever seen.

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Has anyone said this yet

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picking him up like this tbh

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Honest reddie art in the lord's year 2024 been thinking about them lately (EVERYONE IGNORE THE BAD PERSPECTIVE ON THE LEGS I DON'T CARE TO FIX IT!!!!)

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IT’S PRIDE YALL!!!

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more reddie art with my fav outfits of theirs <3

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I LOVE THEM AJJJJ

sparrow and duchess are the kind of duo that clearly know they feel something for each other, but know that them ending up together won't be healthy for either of them. the kind that goes i'll stay with you until you cry out all your feelings about your destiny but i don't think i can ever muster up the courage to reach out and hold your hand. i'll be there on your wedding day, hell, i'll even walk you down the isle but i don't think i can be your groom or your bride. i'll go to bed with you after we've maybe had a little too much to drink and i'm seeing whole galaxies in your eyes, but i'll sneak out the door before the sun rises. i'll take all of the secrets and confessions and deepest darkest thoughts you've told me to my grave, but i'll ignore the biggest secret you and i have been keeping from each other all our lives

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apple: what do you mean you're in love? hunter's not your fairy tale prince charming!

ashlynn: apple, according to my destiny, i've already lived half my lifespan. let me live my life how i want.

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The way I know for certain that Headmaster Grimm is the bad guy is that he let's Sparrow take general villainy. I have never once met a single person who has called Robin Hood a villain who wasn't a terrible person themselves.

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Welcome to badlydrawneverafterhigh where I draw every after high badly

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Its a joke, I am queer

Shipping Reddie makes you realize that queer people actually do deserve to be happy.

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i feel so bad for briar. she has a horrible destiny that everyone around her treats like a joke. could you imagine having to sleep for 100 years and all of your friends treating it likes it’s no big deal ?? like in thronecoming where briar says “i don’t want to sleep for 100 years” and ravens only response being “well you are going to miss out on all the great parties” and in way too wonderland where briar says “this’ll take 100 years” and maddie says “well you can just sleep through it” and even in spring unsprung when briar just expresses a simple joy for riding the ferris wheel and holly makes a joke out of it by saying “briar you love anything exciting because…yknow” and proceeds to fake snore and it’s so frustrating to watch because briar is visible uncomfortable and sad in all of these scenes !! briar is so heartbroken about spending the rest of her life without her friends and yet all her friends seem completely okay with spending the rest of theirs without her.