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These 4 again

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Look, at least he tried

I feel like this would've happened if the situation was just a little bit less urgent lol

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By bercybbc

Robin Hood AU

Caught red-handed

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rule

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Hobie Brown x reader

When Hobie has to leave in a middle of a mission because the reader is in labor about to give birth to their baby girl and the team is pissed at him for leaving so the team (plus Miguel,Jess,and Peter with Maybay) shows up at his house to yell at him for leaving until they see him with a baby in his arms.

I mixed your two requests, i hope that’s ok :)

dad!Hobie x Reader 🎸

It wasn’t unlike Hobie to walk out of missions. Whether he didn’t agree with the cause, or he had other things to tend to.

Usually, no one would be surprised.

However, this mission was imperative. This anomaly had been terrorizing E-2644 for a couple weeks, and had an ability that caused it to turn invisible. On top of that, it wasn’t assertive, so it was incredibly hard to find.

Miguel knew he had to bring the main group together, their combined talents would do well.

Especially, Hobie.

He’d mastered the electric abilities that Miles was just starting to understand. Miguel knew that for this mission, he would be necessary.

HOWEVER, Hobie will be Hobie. He agreed to come, and did his part. Until he got a call.

He flipped open his flip phone that he’d had for probably around 5 years and clicked the answer call button.

“Hey, sweets, what’s up?” He said you to as he dodged a hit from the anomaly, using the brick wall behind him to hoist him above the fight. He stuck to the opposite wall of the alley, and focused in on what you were saying.

“Hey, uh,” Your voice was shaky and uncomfortable. “Callin’ to let you know that uh my water just broke. ‘know you’re on a mission, but I’m on the way to the hospital. Just—,” You groaned slightly. “Thought you should know.”

“What?!” His voice became more anxious, and his accent increased. “Okay, I’m on my way. Which hospital you at, Ma?”

“Um the one closest to your place! The one we went to when you broke your wrist. But, aren’t you on a mission? That’s more important, you can’t leave them behind.”

“On my way.” He flipped the phone closed.

You sputtered at the call ending and grumbled about him to your parent in the other seat.

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Hobie leaped off of the brick wall and opened a portal.

Miguel whipped around. “Hobie? Hobie! Where are you going? We’re in the middle of something very impor—,” His words are cut off by the anomaly lunging at him, attempting to scratch at his eyes.

“Mhm, yeah, good luck!” Hobie yells over his shoulder and runs through the portal.

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Miguel is furious. The anomaly escaped again, his team was suffering injuries, and the key to this fight walked out like it was nothing.

That was Tuesday, he’s still fuming. And it’s Saturday.

“Have half a mind to go over there and interrogate him myself!” He said, continuing to pace.

“Hey, the kid said something came up! He hasn’t come back yet, maybe it was.. really.. important…” Peter trailed off when he received a pointed glare from Miguel.

“I agree with Peter this time,” Jess pushed herself off of the wall he was leaning against. “He messaged you after the fact, you need to calm down.” Her words didn’t help either.

“Let’s go.” He opened up a portal, and walked through it. Exchanging a knowing look, they walked through behind him.

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Hobie’s place was.. cleaner than they expected. It looked like a punk rock band had crashed there, but otherwise it was clean enough.

“Hobie!” Miguel bellowed through the apartment, waiting for a response.

“Oi, mate, shut it will ya?” Hobie’s voice travelled through the apartment, quieter than he would normally speak.

Miguel stomped through the apartment following his voice, but paused when he saw Hobie.

Peter and Jess looked between each other and inched their way closer behind him. Mayday babbled in her carrier as they travelled through the home.

As soon as Hobie came into view, they all gasped.

This young man, with all of his rough edges and traumatic background, was holding a newborn baby, swaddled in his arms. It was so unexpected, but the baby looked right there. It was then that the three adults realized something about Hobie they’d never expected.

He could be gentle. He could soothe. He could.. put his guitar down?

Mayday clapped her hands and slid out of the carrier onto the floor. She walked clumsily to Hobie, when he crouched down so May could see the baby.

It was a little girl, sleeping peacefully in his arms. He’d removed the spiky parts of his outfit and the pins from his jacket. The baby had a hand clutched on his shirt, and he looked at this child with so much adoration.

“She’s a cute lil thing, innit?” He smiled at May and then stood back up and walked the baby back into his room.

The adults followed him, mouths agape.

There you lay, and Hobie transferred the baby girl to your arms, sitting down on the bed next to you.

His eyes flickered up to his ‘boss’ and the other adults.

“Is she.. yours?” Peter was the first to speak, shock etched into his expression.

“Who else would she get the attitude from, mate?”

“Fair… I guess.”

Jess groaned. “I want my baby already!” She held her stomach and feigned crying.

You laughed. “Would any of you like to hold her?— No claws, Miguel.”

“Who are you?” Miguel said his first sentence in a solid 10 minutes.

“My girl!” Hobie said proudly. “And baby mama.”

“I would assume.” Miguel responded sarcastically.

None of them expected this from Hobie, they weren’t even aware he was in any kind of relationship.

“Am I fired?” Hobie’s signature smirk appeared on his face.

“Um. No. Whatever.” Miguel spun on his heel and reopened a portal, walking through it.

“I wanna hold her!” Peter said excitedly as soon as Miguel was out of earshot.

“Me too!” Jess followed.

Now Hobie would have to tell Pav. Oh lord.

All done! I did this one like a oneshot to change things up

Like i mentioned before, i’m not used to writing pregnancy at all!! i’ve never been pregnant, nor been around a pregnant person long enough to know.

please let me know how i can improve!

hobie nsfw alphabet coming soon

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me when I see the slightest reference to Gwenpool

Thoughts on Miguel with a bimbo? 🤨🤨

i love this concept sm you know i had to make it into headcanons.

miguel o’hara with a bimbo s/o. (headcanons)

warnings: female spider-person reader. suggestive content towards the end. mostly sfw.

• no one expects miguel to be with someone like you, being complete polar opposite’s. since you are all bubbly and he’s always grumpy and gets irritated easily, almost everyone at the spider-society didn’t see it coming.

• you made the first move, of course. at first he tried to avoid you, almost running away whenever he saw your silhouette, but as time passed he stopped avoiding you, and he started to feel comfortable with your behavior, feeling comfortable enough to open himself to you, allowing you to know him better, and finally accepting your offer for a date on your universe.

• when he arrived to your earth, earth-222, miguel kind of understood why you were the way you were. your universe was mostly saturated by pink and pastel colors, making you go unnoticed by the habitants, him on the other hand…, his fully black outfit made people gasp in horror, you only laughed at it.

• once you finally became a couple he would have so many pet-names for you; muñequita, ternura mía, florecita, vida mía, and many others, always demonstrating his love and admiration for you.

• he likes you the way you are, you are different to him, and is like a breath of fresh air. sure, he knows about the fame you have around the base; pretty, desirable and dumb, even though you are a spider-person, you aren’t nerdy like most of them, like he is, but you both know that if you tried and allowed yourself to think about something else other than your appearance, you’d be even more intelligent than most of his recruits.

• he also likes that you are careless, specially on the way you treat him, never calling him by his name, only using pet-names, sitting on his legs while he works, playing with his hair, braiding small strands of it and leaving them for the rest of the day, leaving your mark on him.

• miguel actually likes seeing splashes of pink on his office and home; fur jackets filling his wardrobe, a pair of pastel pink platforms thrown next to his bedroom door (which he has tripped over a couple of times), baby-tees folded on his drawer, a tiny my melody figurine sitting on his desk with a few pastel colored pencils that you had gifted him, and so it goes.

• he’s always surprised by how you handle your missions, fighting an anomaly while you look at your nails and stopping mid-fight to fix your hair, he would be there to help you, of course.

• and, he’s always keeping a hand on your waist, making it easier for him to drag you closer to his body, it also helps him cover your thighs, he loves the tiny shorts and skirts you wear, your suit is also revealing (i’m thinking of something similar to gwenpool’s), but he’s possessive, and he knows he won’t like if he catches someone watching what is his, so he stands behind you, protecting you. you, oblivious to that, just think he thinks you both look cute when he stands behind you all the time.

• and last but not least important, with you, he would have a dumbification and degradation kink, he would fuck you from behind, holding your arms behind your back while he fucks your pussy raw, constantly saying that he’ll fuck you until you are too cock-drunk to even moan his name, only babbling and whining, telling you that that’s the only thing you’re good for, taking his cock and being his pretty, dumb slut.

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look at him

I've been laughing at this image for 20 minutes now

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Guri Hiru - Gwenpool 

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wish people drrw them together more 🙏

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„it's great to see you”

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one year ago i discovered The Chronicles of Narnia (movies) and fell in love with ✨edmund and caspian✨ i will never shut up about how great their love story would be <3

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Jesus Christ, it's Casmund time

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Say what you want, this picture out of context is pretty fruity..

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Link to sign the petition against the willow project

If you want a planet for the next generation to live in, if you want the animals to not go extinct, if you think that humanity has done too much bad for the earth already, sign this petition.

Biden Administration and ConocoPhillips : SAY NO TO THE WILLOW PROJECT

Stop the willow project

please at least sign the first one

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Stop the Willow Project

Broskis I have never done a post like this and tbh, I barely get interactions on my posts so this may be a complete dud, but recent i’ve gotten an influx of followers so I’m going to use that momentum right now.

If you care even the slightest about the planet and want to piss off the boomers and ConocoPhillips (a disgusting ass oil company 🤢🤮) with a big fuck you, please please please sign the Protect The Arctic petition against the Willow Project in Alaska and the Arctic and/or the Change.org petition against the mining.

If the Biden administration does go ahead with the plan, it really will mark an end for the planet - ConocoPhillips wants to drill for petroleum and as a result, will destroy local habitats and disrupt the wildlife. It will pump over 278 MILLION tons of greenhouse gases into the air. You know, one of the biggest things currently warming our planet and killing us? The locations that they want to destroy are “…critical habitat for migrating caribou, waterfowl and other wildlife.” They have even aggressively lobbying Congress and the White House to try and pass the bill to allow for the project! It will destroy any progress towards the end for oil drilling and the destruction of the climate. The warming planet is wreaking havoc on the wildlife there (and across the world) as well.

Please, if there’s anything you take away from this, is that this is a threat to my future! To your future! To our future! Please sign the petition I’ve linked and i’ll link the change.org link as well. I’ve also included links about the project itself and how it’s detrimental to the arctic and it’s wildlife, alongside how important the arctic is as a whole to keeping the balance of Earth’s climate.

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STOP WILLOW PROJECT