there is no story with less basis in reality than the one a writer uses to understand himself—but every word i say is the absolute truth, and how you use it is of no consequence to me. 🪞🍷🦈🔬🪼✈️ jones. they/them. late 20s. graduate chemist.
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Yeah so unfortunately, my friend was right. Muttering 'I'm gonna put on the greatest talent show this town has ever seen' darkly to myself is not only vastly funnier than saying I'm gonna kms, but is also somehow more concerning to anyone who might overhear it
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*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this
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I don't need therapy I need rabid gay people freaking out in my inbox
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you’re laughing. they’re giving me an asbo and you’re laughing.
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you don’t have to write something good. you just have to write something unhinged enough to edit later
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Show me how unwell you are by telling me what your top song of 2025 is so far
#rule 47 - the birds are plotting (fish in a birdcage)#......did i really loop it that many times when it first dropped? um. whoops.
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Beyond Evil, episode 12
One of the many brilliant things about this show is how, by following Han Joowon more often than not, it makes us develop the same tunnel vision he has; how it makes us follow Han Joowon in always, always, looking towards Lee Dongsik first.
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this wasn’t the lee dongsik that han juwon came to arrest. actions can deceive as wells as lips can lie. he knows this. he learned that lesson from his father long ago, but this… this is different. this level of kindness, of compassion, can it truly be fake? this wasn’t the actions of the killer, lee dongsik, that han juwon had built up in his mind, and i think it terrified him
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FRIEND: You smile. You smile and I cannot recognise the monster which hides behind your teeth. You have altered beyond belief.
Steven Berkoff, The Fall of the House of Usher
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