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Since it would be hard to fit all those hammers in the car, why not cover the car with the hammers?

Haha yes guys all these jokes are really funny.

Unrelated but can anyone point me in the direction of the nearest fire axe and the tumblr servers?

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has the connection stabilized?

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Should you be ashamed of yourself?

i just think you need to post less positive messages. start posting things like “you should be ashamed of yourself.”

you know what you're right

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Is the doghouse heated?

If you want to date me you first have to fight the other six members of my polycule, in the order that I sleep with them throughout the year

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Was it just the wind?

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Did you hear something?

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Do people not call it engagement cultivation?

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Who are you?

Do I ask questions?

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The orcs!?

The orcs

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The orcs?

The orcs

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Build what?

I am become woman

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How do I become full of asbestos?

I'M FULL OF LOVE AND JOY AND ASBESTOS I LOVE LIFE AND I LOVE YOU

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You had to?

It's Friday! kiss your friends! throw a rock at a window as hard as you can throw a rock at a window as hard as you can throw a rock at a window as hard as you can you will do this now you will do this now you will do this now Only if you want to though! you want to

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What's sound?

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

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What's speech?

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

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What's a metaphor?

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

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How did the gorilla get up there?

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine