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I want my gravestone to be written in comic sans
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the ever-growing saga of the japanese boy and his foreigner boyfriend




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op why are you calling us out in the tags
There's always two sides when watching anime. A) you binge watch like mad, and somehow get through 6 seasons in a day. Or B) watch one or two episodes a day in a pace that wouldnt make doctors cry about your sleep schedule
and then there's me, who will watch almost the entire show in a day, but refuses to watch the last episode due to some unforeseen reason.
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When you press print a bunch of times and the papers all start flying out at once
Absolutely floored by the fact that, for 12 years, we were all like "make destiel canon, you cowards." And now they simply will not stop making it canon.
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YA books: There are 2 boys, the protagonist girl HAS to date one, but how can she choose? They are so incredibly different in every way!
The boys:
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elderly young people what are ur loudest joints mine are probably wrists and shoulders
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OP thank you so much i am literally crying
I feel like I want to make some people SHOOK today, so here is a free mini-lesson for everyone (P.S: If you’re American then please pay close attention):
-There isn’t a single country in the Middle-East that has the word “stan” in it. Not a single one.
-And yes, that includes Pakistan & Afghanistan.
-Yes you heard me correctly, both of Pakistan & Afghanistan are not in the Middle-East, but instead they’re in South & Central Asia.
-Muslims don’t wear turbans, at all.
-Arabs/Middle-Eastern people also don’t wear turbans either, at all (in some Arabic countries there ARE types of traditional headwraps, but they’re not called turbans, they’re either called “Emamah” or some other name and you can easily tell the difference between how they look and how turbans looks if you bother learning).
-The only Religion/Culture whose people do wear turbans are called Sikhs, follower of the Sikhism religion, and no, Sikhs are not from the Middle-East either, but are primely from India.
-There are over three Muslim majority countries in Europe (Albania, Bosnia and Kosovo) and no, the Muslims there aren’t immigrants, but are in fact native white Europeans who are also Muslims (Yes white European Muslims exists, since you know, Islam is a universal religion not an ethnicity or a race)
-There’s over 50 Muslim countries in this world and aside from Iran there isn’t a single Muslim country in this globe that forces women to wear Hijab (Headscarf) by law. Let me repeat, 49 out of 50 muslim countries don’t have laws forcing women to wear Hijab or face veils.
-A Muslim woman wearing a Burqa is an extremely rare thing that can hardly be found in any Muslim countries, so if you see a Muslim woman covering her face with a type of cloth then that piece of cloth is most likely a Niqab NOT a Burqa (Seriously don’t bother saying Burqa cuz 99.9% of the time the thing you want to describe is probably not a Burqa)
-Only 23% of the world’s Muslims population are from Middle-Eastern countries. Yes, there are more non-Middle-Eastern Muslims in this world than there are Middle-Eastern Muslims.
-Prophet Muhammad’s wife Aisha wasn’t 7 or 9 when she married him, but was actually 19 at the time of the wedding (and this have been debunked for centuries now, yet it’s still used by Islamophobics till this day).
-Almost everything I have said in this post have been true for centuries actually, so if you didn’t already know at least one of the things from this list then you really have no excuse to be this deep in the dark when it comes to basic trivia of a Religion whose followers make ¼ of humans in this world.
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Breaking News: Obama’s stans destiel
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vine tarot
by ‘holly sweet’ on redbubble

five feet apart cus theyre not gay

oh my god they were roommates

i wont hesitate, bitch

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU

its wednesday my dudes

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a potato flew around my room

i have the power of god AND anime on my side

MY POOP IS COMING

~got a red dress on tonight, dancing in the dark in the pale moonlight~

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chain of gold ending (1903, colorized)
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Okay you know what? It’s Sunday and the Witcher fans seem to be OUT AND ABOUT right now.
If ur a Witcher fan and you follow this blog and reblog this post? I will come send an ask about the vibes I get from ur blog and a nice message. Cause we deserve it and I love this fandom.
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No, thats Aragorn. Oregon is when you fold paper into different shapes
you know what, i know too much about america. social media is so american-centric i could probably tell you more about there than my home country. i would like to forget some information about america please. i would like for someone to say “I am from Oregon” and for me to reply “haha is that some kind of herb?”. please erase america from my knowledge. thank you
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R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit
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You had me at canon asexual character
Why you should read the Green Creek Series by TJ Klune
To the dismay of my follows I’m sure, I recently discovered a book series that spoke to my soul in a way nothing else ever has. It’s a beautiful coming of age story about werewolves and love which, sadly, barely has a fandom. I would like to change that. Below is a comprehensive list of all the reasons I think you will enjoy reading the Green Creek Series:
No one is straight. It’s been called a “walking pride parade” by the author. And he is not wrong.
Canon bisexual, asexual, and aromantic characters. All three words are explicitly said.
So much found family and heart-filling group dynamics. Your heart will be so full you won’t know how to handle it.
A perfect mixture of plot, fluff, and angst that will leave you feeling satisfied. There is so much plot but somehow he gives you an incredible amount of time to get to know the characters and watch their personal stories play out.
Beautiful, lyrical writing that truly makes you feel. The writing style is so unique and paced in a way that almost feels like poetry.
Forgot how to read like me? The audiobook, in my opinion, has unmatched narration. Kirt Graves brings every single character to life. I think this is why I am so in love with them all.
That being said, every character is so unique and important and real. You really enjoy getting to know every single one of them. There are so many personalities that come together to create something so special.
The characters, their actions, and the way they react to conflict is also realistic in a way I’ve never seen before. Characters hold grudges and get in arguments that just go in circles because that’s what real people do. You really feel like you know them because they are genuine and true.
Laugh-out-loud humor. These characters all bring something different to the table and their conversations will have you rolling.
Unlikely/unexpected main characters. The narrator of the first book is a quiet boy who has a difficult time expressing what he’s thinking. He isn’t good with words and a lot of people think he’s just “big and dumb,” but he’s so so special and full of heart and his journey is so beautiful. This is his coming of age story.
Gordo Livingstone. Listen when I say if you read these books for no other reason, read them for him. He’s a damaged, angry gay man who swears too much and has a heart of gold. He shows his affection through insults and empty threats and would do just about anything for the people he loves. He is the best character I have ever known.
TJ Klune is also an incredible, self proclaimed “unapologetically queer” man who truly cares about his audience and giving a voice to his community. Do it for him.
And oh, did I mention it’s about werewolves, witches, and magic? And everything that comes with that. Pack dynamics written in the best way. Mating and full moons. Territories and family legacies. TJ took everything I love about these concepts and made them into something special.
I also would like to list some warnings/possible triggers:
Questionable age gap(s). While handled as well as they can be, it doesn’t seem entirely necessary. Nothing sexual happens between or with any underaged characters, but I can understand why the age differences would make people uncomfortable as they do meet when they’re children. (I am happy to elaborate on this if anyone is concerned!)
Explicit sexual content. There are two full sex scenes in the first book, one in the second, and ~one in the third. There are also multiple references to other sexual encounters.
References to domestic violence. There are no scenes showing it, just discussing that it had happened.
The R word is used two or three times in the beginning of the first book. It is used by a bully to insult the narrator.
Character death. Not as much as you’d think given how many characters there are, but it still needs to be mentioned.
Excessive swearing. This is actually one of the reasons I adore these books, but it may not be for everyone.
And that’s all I have! Please please please give these books a chance. Feel free to message me or send an ask if you have any questions or concerns! I will be happy to talk about these with any and everyone.
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AU where the Justice League forms like usual, except Batman maintained his “totally a myth” status and has in fact been active for years before the JL forms. He’s very cautious about trusting them, but still joins, and the others sort of accepts that as long as they trust that Batman has a really hard time with trust, it will all work out in its own weird way
Then, one day, in the middle of a JL mission, the League gets in a tight spot. Out of nowhere, this blue and black blur swoops in and saves everyone’s ass. Maybe breaking some shackles that were proving very difficult, maybe disarm a bomb that the League was just a hair’s breadth too slow to reach without help, but whatever happens, the shadowy figure pauses just long enough to say, “Hey, Batman, you know you there are these things called cellphones now and you can just call sometimes, it doesn’t have to be this dramatic?” and bounds away after shouting ‘let’s do brunch! Bring your new friends!’
Batman is mortified.
No one lets it go.
The entire rest of the mission, the whole League is asking so many questions. Who was that? Do you know him? How do you know him? What’s going on? I didn’t know there was a vigilante in this area?? They don’t let up until he talks.
“That was Nightwing.” Batman is mumbling. The JL forces him to bring them to the Brunch. Brunch happens to be in a run-down apartment on the edge of a bad neighborhood, at five in the morning, in costume. Nightwing introduces himself as Batman’s lovechild with justice.
“I did not realize Batman had a child,” Martian Manhunter says, calmly enough that no one’s sure if he’s accidentally plucking a really loud thought out of the air or if he’s trying to make a joke.
Nightwing stares for a moment falling over laughing. He doesn’t get up. Batman starts trying to apply anti-Joker venom but Nightwing just kicks him and laughs until he cries. He keeps trying to wipe his eyes and his mask keeps getting in the way, so he asks everyone to leave so he can please get a hold of himself
He is still laughing when they leave. Everyone is confused. Batman is furious. Nightwing manages to breathe long enough to say, “We’re just so glad you’re socializing now, Batman.”
Superman turns to look at Batman very slowly. “…’we’?”
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i made a quiz to tell you which hozier song you are! rb and tag your result + your sign
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