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When I was a child, people told me I was an old soul because of my ability to understand the world around me. Now, I’m almost 30 years old and that understanding has turned into a cynical, sarcastic humor where my coping mechanism is to make jokes about everything. Now people tell me I’m childish.
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my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were pretty easy to raise as teenagers. all you did was sleep and eat.”
so to prove some point she’s going to nail a small cup of jello to a tree.
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My way of flirting is looking at the person I’m attracted to and hoping they’re braver than I am.
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the great thing about coffee: it cures exhaustion at 11 pm and enables you to write a bomb ass paper
The bad thing about coffee: it’s now 3 am and the only thing I want to do is cha cha real smooth
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would you tattoo jensen's face on your ass?
i already have. That’s why that person said “I hate your white ass” in this answer time earlier. That was a Sam fan mad that i don’t have a Jared tattoo on my ass. What she didn’t realize was that I have Jared’s ass tatted on my chest.
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Amazing words! Just notice this!
#PrideMonth
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