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Decades of research and billions in funding to try and create a chatbot that is able to pass the Turing Test, being virtually indistinguishable from the average social media user.

Unfortunately the average social media user is generally very wrong and stupid

they spent billions on this

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In order:

Having just told a terrible pun

Having just heard a terrible pun

Getting ready to tell another terrible pun

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I feel like my favorites run a pretty wild gamut between "character I simp for, character I want to be like, and character who just looks plain cool (not in that order)" but my favorites are without a doubt:

Ran Yakumo

Utsuho Reiuji

Marisa Kirisame

Here's a bad game show idea: You give us your 3 favourite characters from Touhou, and we try to guess what type of girl you're into

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stop doing transgender themed catholic apologia in my notes

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So cute! ^^

ran playing her favorite game

(small test of drawing in krita)

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i feel like so many people misunderstand redemption arcs. they’re not about forgiving past actions. they’re not about softening previous behavior. redemption arcs are about realizing past behavior was heinous and resolving to be better, do better. that’s why so many redemption arcs fall apart upon close scrutiny.

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ah yes, sanae kochiya, that's her

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It says something when ZUN's original art is more realistically proportioned than most of the fanart out there which seems to be depicting these poor girls getting trapped behind an active Zeppelin collision...

touhou "fans" need to recognize that 75% of the characters are canonically flat and stop fucking drawing them all with gigantic bazongas. fuck you all

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バレットフィリア達の闇市場の楽曲サブスク配信とっても嬉しくてずっと聴いてる

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Videx: "Such vile xenos, there is but one course of action."

Scaevola: "You're absolutely right. Where's my #robotfuckers attt~?"

the two types of people 🤔

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Yeah this checks out...

i love being obsessed with awful people characters like omg he is soooo cute when he lies and schemes to get his way 😍😍😍

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LIFE STYLE TIPS: if you’re ever having a bad day you should start pocketing random stuff that doesn’t belong to you and leaving with it. You will feel better

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can we replace "money" with a man we keep alive forever so we can hurt him

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New Touhou headcannon: the reason why so many historically male figures show up as women in Touhou Project isn't some weird quirk of reincarnation or the hakurei barrier, or Yukari's rampant lesbianism

No, the real reason is that summoning danmaku causes a strong release of estrogen

This is also the reason Reimu keeps binding her chest

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It's not a headcannon if it's true though?

touhou headcanon:

koishi is standing behind you

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Okay let me get this straight

*Remembering I'm on Tumblr

Actually you know what, can I get this gay?