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The Universe is so large that many of the planets and civilizations in it are nearly identical to others elsewhere. There are about 70 worlds with geographies and biospheres almost perfectly identical to Earth's. Of course, many more planets are very similar to Earth but still noticeably different from it - they may be called Erath, have rings, lack the island of Greenland or house a species of vapour beings. The closest pair of Earth analogs are a binary planet found in an orange giant system in an irregular galaxy somewhere in Gemini. The two planets orbit each other closely, and the key difference between them seems to be the way their inhabitants universally pronounce "GIF".

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photons can become tachyons if they're sufficiently trained. i can schedule posts 2975 years in the past thanks to my little infrared pal Zorf

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the blissful neptunian flora, fauna and architecture

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just realized this is my game and i can edit its universe however i want

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Mars, Venus, Space Cat

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By the way, a galactic year (the time it takes the Sun to circle the Galaxy once) on this scale would be about a week.

If 2025 was the entire history of the Universe, with the Big Bang starting January 1st and the present moment ending December 31st, right now the Milky Way would have just become a spiral galaxy after a couple months of absorbing smaller galaxies like an amoeba. Summer is going to be uneventful for earthlings, since the planet won't form until September 2nd. The Great Oxidation event will be the highlight of this Halloween. The first multicellular animals will just about be there to start the advent calendar. Santa will give us all dinosaurs, which will only live for 5 more days. Humans will join the party 10 minutes before the end of the year, and will get drunk and do increasingly insane shit in the last minute.

But what if we keep going?

Earth's continents will come back together on January 6th of the next year. Sometime in February the Sun will get so hot that Earth's oceans evaporate, and then it will become a white dwarf at the end of July. Then it will take over seven thousand years for all the other stars to go out...

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If 2025 was the entire history of the Universe, with the Big Bang starting January 1st and the present moment ending December 31st, right now the Milky Way would have just become a spiral galaxy after a couple months of absorbing smaller galaxies like an amoeba. Summer is going to be uneventful for earthlings, since the planet won't form until September 2nd. The Great Oxidation event will be the highlight of this Halloween. The first multicellular animals will just about be there to start the advent calendar. Santa will give us all dinosaurs, which will only live for 5 more days. Humans will join the party 10 minutes before the end of the year, and will get drunk and do increasingly insane shit in the last minute.

But what if we keep going?

Earth's continents will come back together on January 6th of the next year. Sometime in February the Sun will get so hot that Earth's oceans evaporate, and then it will become a white dwarf at the end of July. Then it will take over seven thousand years for all the other stars to go out...

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the amount of silly little features and gags i can put in this game makes me happy

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i fucking love gamedev

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sometimes you really have to take matters into your own hands, and antimatters into someone else's.

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got super carried away working on the space maps lol, gotta focus on fleshing out the actual levels now... things are going well

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more stuff

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Lorp and Garp :3 Lorp is the smaller one

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Haven't worked on anything much, but I'll get going soon enough. Reading Minecraft's version history should help me get in the right mood. Have some more screenshots of the hub level.

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Earth is the 5th planet in the Sol System by size and mass, the densest and most expensive (both around 4300 shpounds per cubic metre), 2nd by technological advancement (not counting colonies), 7th by knowledge of the Martian language (only more fluent than Mercury), 3rd by cuteness, and has the lowest shpyarg population (currently zero).