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I still think about this every now and then lmao
i know i don’t own cats the musical and i know it could’ve been a coincidence but when you say rum tum tugger caused tony to have a sexual awakening and put that in your fic along with other writers’ stolen ideas…….
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Lmao good things happening make me nervous too but I have a whole row to myself due to unforeseen circumstances and despite being a “full” flight lmao okay
And yet again I repeat how fucking much I hate flying…wish me luck please 😩😩😩😩😩😭😭😭😭😖😖😖😖
#thank you I love you all ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️#meds taken#taxi starting#ahhhhh!!!#I have Val on my shirt for luck as usual lol
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And yet again I repeat how fucking much I hate flying…wish me luck please 😩😩😩😩😩😭😭😭😭😖😖😖😖
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“About thirty minutes later, Dan Dan the Death Man comes back on, saying that thanks to the excellent work of the firefighters on the crew, the fire is out. We will be able to return to our cabins as soon as the rest of the ship has been checked. He says the heat from the fire set off every fire alarm on the ship and so every chamber must be checked before we can go back inside. Most people take this as good news. But I am too smart for that. I know that extreme heat plus a burst fuel pipe means that the ship is going to explode now. While people around me start to relax, I keep my eyes on the sea, waiting to be rocketed into it on a wave of fire. I’ll be ready for it and that way it won’t happen. It’s a burden, being able to control situations with my hyper-vigilance, but it’s my lot in life.”
— Tina Fey, Bossypants
#this is the quote I very much did not get correct on that post lmao#but it’s ridiculously accurate#tina fey#bossypants
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#I think about that quote from Tina feys memoir all the time#about how she’s sure the ship is about to blow up and her thinking that means it won’t#‘it’s hard to control the world with your mind’ something like that
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In other news, Princess of Power now owns my whole fucking life and "Everybody Knows I'm Sad" was a personal attack and I deserve compensation
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for $1 name your favourite fictional lesbian. and no "straight female character popularly fanonized as a lesbian" or "this male character is a lesbian to me" allowed
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happy pride month to them
#forever in my heart#happy pride to them and only them#blunder#otp: same#ad#gob bluth#tony wonder#no joke i'm wearing one of my gob shirts lmfao
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and one of the last concerts I went to was Audra so like. truly full circle lmao
The very first concert I ever saw had the Pussycat Dolls as an opener so like. Full circle lmao.
#i think the very last was bruce and audra was the one right before then?#the years are all blurred together
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does everyone have a teacher that they still have beef with/ hold a grudge against today??
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The thing is you could just tell that they thought Audra would win when they got Oprah to present
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I think I’d be less upset about the Darren Criss win if his fans weren’t so insufferable. I know he’s won a lot of accolades since “ Glee,” but his fans really ruined him for me. And the actual show shoving him in our faces all the time didn’t help either.
I mean I've spoken at length of all the stuff he's done that's also been fucked up. And when we have people like Jenna Ushkowitz, Kevin McHale, Amber Riley, and Melissa Benoist who still actively perform (and I'd die for Chris to perform again but am happy he's living his author dreams), and can act AND sing circles around him? God it's so fucking annoying.
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The very first concert I ever saw had the Pussycat Dolls as an opener so like. Full circle lmao.
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Audra gave such a great interpretation of "Rose's Turn" but I also got chills from Nicole's performance so, like...I'm not mad.
oh no, this will cause Discourse™
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oh no, this will cause Discourse™
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Darren Criss. Big win for the most annoying people you knew 15 years ago.
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