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Love being reminded that Geralt is the character of all time. He’s a horse girl. He’s a girl dad. Before he went out on the path he gave himself 5 names to seem more like a knight but everyone bullied him about it so he settled for being called “of Rivia” even though he was not from Rivia and had only been there once after he’d become a Witcher. He’s constantly bullied by everyone around him because he’s an idiot. His two best friends are a bard and an elderly higher vampire who doesn’t drink human blood because the last time he did he got so drunk on it he flew directly into a building. He names every horse he owns Roach and always picks chestnut mares. He’s centuries old and didn’t know about periods until he got Ciri and he and the other Witchers got chewed out by a sorceress for not knowing what periods were
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This is how some of these cases feel


I know he just lies.
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…does it really get any easier? (we still miss you.)
I’m gonna start posting my BNHA fanart here. Sorry for the absence!
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what if one of us had dark hair and had trouble expressing our emotions and frowns about while the other one has lighter hair and trouble expressing their emotions and smiles about it.
#i keep telling people#this is why bkdk didn't happen#they simply don't fit the roles#/j#but also copium
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me: I ship them
friend: oh like romantically?
me: no. like cursed object passed between hands for centuries, they are cosmically linked, probably bonded by blood ritual, I think they’ve fought in a war together in at least three lifetimes, and their souls make direct eye contact every time they breathe in the same room
friend: so… romantically?
me: yeah. like. with kissing.
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Y’all my favorite headcanon that I saw is that Aizawa is quiet and barely talks when he’s in public, but when he’s at home he just goes to yap town w/ his husband :*)
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“i never see you at the club” ok well i never see you on ao3 at 2am reading about the same two bitches falling in love for the 1000th time in the 500th way
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Steve, during sex: Hurt me.
Eddie: Your hair isn't as beautiful as you think it is,
Steve: What-
Eddie: I don't like your clothes.
Steve: Please stop.
Eddie: Your car is stupid.
Steve, on the verge of tears: Eddie, what the fuck?
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something about glorious ovulation
(cheeky version without shower fog for my patr0ns)
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More ace attorney doodles
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LIEUTENANT ANDERSON, MY NAME IS CONNOR. I'M THE MII SENT BY CYBERLIFE
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