george ✧ 31 ✧ they/them i'm reminded of something i never knew
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Tea time with Caduceus. Hundreds of years later. Remembering old friends.
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yall cisgendereds too bold nowadays we gotta start driving that fucking bus again
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*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?
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npc requests from earlier of Marion, Cree, Yeza & Luc, and Bryce :-3
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modern au teacaddy, in which they went to the store at 2am for munchies but went home with several oranges, a new basil plant, and horrible pomegranate vodka that has glitter in it (bc molly thought it was funny) 🧚🏽♂️🍇
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"Love makes people grow"
Caduceus Clay
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me: has trained merry and meets all his needs (bar occasionally getting mum to walk him or watch him while i’m out which is Very Rarely) me quietly to myself for the last three or four months: hm a friend for merry would be good, he’s so great with puppies and with uncertain/anxious dogs that either a pup or a rescue would make a great companion for him... but i’ll keep thinking and researching for a while... me *googling how to introduce a new dog into your home with your current dog and forgets to close the tab/open a new tab before mum comes over* mum *craning her neck to see my laptop screen*: WHAT ARE YOU GOOGLING??? PUPPIES??? OH NO WE ARE NOT GETTING ANOTHER DOG DURING COVID. me quietly to myself: love the use of “we” in that sentence.
#so any way that bubble has been burst :)#so i might fuck around and come out on sunday and then figure out getting on low dose T and maybe a tit smallening operation#caps lock /#mothers mention /
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ah dang so he’s not gonna die huh :( maybe another time
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Bro in 10,000 BC I woulda been so good at staying up all night making sure no predators got into the cave
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annotated margins but it just says “gay???” repeatedly at various points throughout the book
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I will never understand how single parents can justify dating people who are mean to their kids. If I had a child and my significant other was cruel to them I would have a parent-child bonding day burying my ex’s corpse in the woods.
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i got the omen
i just made a quiz :)
if you would like to know which unpopular archetype you are, feel free to check it out!
#about meme#this was an interesting one for sure!#i did not expect this result considering my answers!
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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
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