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YOU - "Wait -- my yearly pay is 5,500 reál?"

KIM KITSURAGI - "Not too much, yes."

YOU - "Pathetic. I need to hustle more and hate less."

KIM KITSURAGI - "I have no idea what that means."

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saw a post that described disco elysium as "making fun of of everything and everyone". as if it is just a southparkesque game. and i do not understand how you can come out of 50 hours of gameplay thinking that

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YOU - "Lieutenant, I'm gonna be honest for a moment: You look like shit."

KIM KITSURAGI - "I disagree," he says with a small nod. "In fact if we were to do a poll right now, a little 'who looks like shit'-poll, I'm fairly confident you'd come out on top."

DRAMA - This is not how one gives speeches, milord -- why antagonise the lieutenant? Try again.

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A little not-comic-not-illustration gift for the @palestaticexchange. @the-uncanny-dag's likes had Harry/Lilienne listed so I went for it! I wanted to draw this pairing for so long, just needed an excuse.

Hope you like it!

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not enough love for this line tbh

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THE GARDENER - "I'm a night hawk, what can I say?" She flashes a smile.

DRAMA - There's a little meanness in that smile.

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Kim Kitsuragi shitpost voicelines!

Please see end of post if you want to use these!

Submitted by you, voted for by you, I'd like to present the voicelines you were just dying to hear being said by Kim - dutifully performed by the brilliant Jullian Champenois.

In 10th place,

How did we get here? We walked, believe it or not. You were not entirely lucid.

In 9th place,

I want to have fuck with you.

In 8th place, Normal people, when they go down a slide - they're fine.

Submission idea attributed to this post.

In 7th place, No, detective, I do not just want to go apeshit.

Submitted by bowyooo. In 6th place, Apartment complex? I find it quite simple.

Submitted by elelei. In 5th place, Officer, what the fuck was that?

In 4th place, Trans rights are human rights, detective. Obviously.

In 3rd place, Do I like men? Man is a hopeless creature. I don't like much of anyone. ...Oh, if you meant sexually, then, yes.

In 2nd place,

Detective, Instead of worrying about appearing 'submissive and breedable', please make sure your paperwork is submitted and readable.

Submitted by scrollingdown. And finally, in 1st place, the voice line you all wanted to hear so so badly is...

I'm da king of da highway.

Usage

You are welcome and encouraged to use these for memes, shitposts, and other foolish fan content on social media. When you do, please include credit to Jullian Champenois. You can also include a link to his website, tag him on Instagram/Twitter (@julliannailluj), or mention his Youtube channel according to the content you make. Commercial content of any kind - ads, promoted videos, etc - is explicitly forbidden by these usage terms. Anything of this sort will require specific permission by Jullian. Please don't fuck around we love him. That's it! Thank you everyone for participating, reading, and enjoying this silly little project.

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Honestly I’d be more inclined to play Stardew Valley if it was about a depressed cop trying to solve a murder whilst navigating the politics of a mass strike and the fallout of counter revolution

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You don't have to like weed but I find people who are vehemently anti-weed but claim to be left leaning infuriating. If you go into a rage because you smelled someone smoking pot, how the fuck do you expect to form community with people addicted to meth? It's easier to say you hate smokers than to say you hate all drug users in leftist spaces because one makes you sound a bit like a square while the other is the writing on the wall. You aren't anti-weed, you're anti-drug user and anyone who uses substances is not safe around you.

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Im pregnant and its everyone's #communism

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YOU - "I think I didn't want to be a cop anymore."

KIM KITSURAGI - "I'm sad to hear that." For a moment he doesn't know what to reply.

EMPATHY - He's sorry for you.

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going up to a character i enjoy and being like "i'd like to award you the highest honour i can bestow" and the honours in question are like. bad at sex. undiagnosable mental anguish. loser's temperament. actual body horror shit. nicotine addiction.

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[Image Description: A semi-realistic drawing of Kim Kitsuragi. The drawing is done in a sketch style using ink linework. Kim is painted blue against a yellow background. He is wearing trousers with an RCM t-shirt tucked in. Kim is sitting at a table while taking a drag from a cigarette staring straight ahead as he leans slightly on the tabletop. A notebook with a pen is sitting in front of him. /end ID]

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kill the cop in your cock