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Charlie brown might legit be S-tier autistic rep though purely because the fact that everyone hates him for somewhat unclear reasons seems like better #representation than most actually autistic characters

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“Europeans live longer because they eat FRESH FOOD!!!!” Bitch, they live on cigarettes. They live longer because they have universal healthcare. I’m convinced America is obsessed with inventing things that are killing us so you don’t have to face the actual problems.

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The canon Ace Attorney Timeline

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There are some characters where giving them therapy and cleaning them up is the fanfiction equivalent of buying antique furniture and painting it white

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done with the "came back wrong" trope. what about came back American

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the thing about ace attorney is that when it's bad it's so so stupid but when it's good it genuinely has the potential to be life changing and there is No Way to separate these things you have to take both you have to admit you're going insane over the same game that contains defenestrated bronze magician bust

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drew some funny animals to feel better

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I feel like we're almost in an era of like, reverse queerbaiting. Used to be that you'd be tricked into watching a show because the story implied there'd be gay rep, but now they're using gay rep to trick you into thinking there'll be a story.

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being requested to plan a date at an art fair/museum but the only thing in the right area open at the right time is the medieval torture museum and i dont really think that would go over well

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why do we even have legal genders anyway. maybe we should not have those

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apollo justice is so accurate as an early-20s person. he's taking whatever job he can get (even if it's cleaning toilets or babysitting instead of doing his actual career.) he says he's getting old when he's around high schoolers. he's constantly two seconds from crashing out. he lowkey has imposter syndrome; he definitely has anxiety. he's tired to his fucking bones and cranky like an old man, but also the biggest goofball to ever exist. he has savage one liners. no one takes him seriously as an actual adult. he doesn't understand teenage fads. he styles his hair in the dumbest way imaginable. he has a terrible sleep schedule. he thinks he's hot shit but he also beats himself up.

he's just so relatable. he's doing fine!

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9th doctor you have to stop. your doc martens too classic. your leather jacket too cunt. your buzzcut too perfect. your swag is too lesbian...9th doctor they'll kill you.

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Turns out the horsemen of the Apocalypse now prefer to go by Shareholder Profit, Private Equity, Corporate Personhood, and Workforce Optimization.

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Bro is tired